# Is Nip/Tuck always like that? (spoilers)

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 27, 2006, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-nip-tuck-always-like-that-spoilers/374371 "2006-09-27T15:12:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2006, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-nip-tuck-always-like-that-spoilers/374371/1 "2006-09-27T15:12:33Z")

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I’ve not watched it before this season, except for catching a few eps as part of a marathon leading up to this season that I flipped back and forth to. Do they often build entire episodes around lame-ass urban legends? Doggy peanut butter and kidney thief in the same episode seems kinda like overkill. Is the show supposed to be a serious drama at all or is it best classified as soap opera?

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**Author:** ![cerberus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cerberus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cerberus)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2006, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-nip-tuck-always-like-that-spoilers/374371/2 "2006-09-27T15:41:18Z")

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Jumped, the shark, it has. Good seasons, two, at most , now past.

More ominously, the show has crossed the **Melrose Place Threshhold** , the point at which all of the interesting/legal sex pairings between and among cast members has occurred.

It is now, like the late period Marilyn Manson, reflexively playing all the old angles in order to shick a thoroughly jaded, indifferent and acclimated audience.

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**Author:** ![fusoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@fusoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fusoya)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2006, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-nip-tuck-always-like-that-spoilers/374371/3 "2006-09-27T15:42:16Z")

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in short, yes. It’s probably the most ridiculous shows I’ve ever seen. That’s what usually makes it fun, but using the kidney legend was the most cringe-worthy moment in the history of the show for me.

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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2006, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-nip-tuck-always-like-that-spoilers/374371/4 "2006-09-27T16:47:25Z")

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[QUOTE=cerberus]  
the point at which all of the interesting/legal sex pairings between and among cast members has occurred.  
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Not quite, and I will continue to hold out hope for the very last one remaining. 😃

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**Author:** ![liirogue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dbc845/32.png) [@liirogue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liirogue)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-nip-tuck-always-like-that-spoilers/374371/5 "2006-09-27T17:22:54Z")

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This season is by far the worst. Definitely watch the previous ones instead - I liked season 2 the best.

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2006, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-nip-tuck-always-like-that-spoilers/374371/6 "2006-09-27T17:33:32Z")

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Marginally saved by the dream sequence with Escobar, but sadly, I was disappointed withe the UL stuff. The outrageousness in seasons past was in line with the characters, but now they’re such puppets of the silly plots that I don’t believe their motivations anymore. Is Christian going to fall for a Nigerian Scam next wee? C’mon.

Liz took getting her kidney getting stolen with such, um, aplomb that I could hardly believe it.

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**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2006, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-nip-tuck-always-like-that-spoilers/374371/7 "2006-09-27T17:46:06Z")

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[QUOTE=bobkitty]  
Not quite, and I will continue to hold out hope for the very last one remaining. 😃  
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We all are!

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2006, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-nip-tuck-always-like-that-spoilers/374371/8 "2006-09-27T18:00:13Z")

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[QUOTE=fusoya]  
in short, yes. It’s probably the most ridiculous shows I’ve ever seen. That’s what usually makes it fun, but using the kidney legend was the most cringe-worthy moment in the history of the show for me.  
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The Nibbled Nipple was more cringe-worthy for me, but mostly because Half-Pint’s nib was nibbled. It vaguely reminded me of the kid from The Toy who became a porn star. (shudder!)

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2006, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-nip-tuck-always-like-that-spoilers/374371/9 "2006-09-27T19:02:21Z")

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My peeve (which is _so_ last season) is how they managed to get \*\*almost everyone \*\* carved by the Carver but have such skill that no one has a scar showing, even soon after the attacks.

What’s the last sex act? Christian and Sean one-on one? or has that happened already?

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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2006, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-nip-tuck-always-like-that-spoilers/374371/10 "2006-09-27T19:19:40Z")

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[QUOTE=gigi]  
What’s the last sex act? Christian and Sean one-on one? or has that happened already?  
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That has not happened, and that is exactly the one I was thinking of.

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**Author:** ![liirogue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dbc845/32.png) [@liirogue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liirogue)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2006, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-nip-tuck-always-like-that-spoilers/374371/11 "2006-09-27T21:59:09Z")

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A question about the Dog Lady… I don’t recall them saying much else other than PB was involved. Did she get drunk and pass out or did she willingly let the dog eat her tit?

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2006, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-nip-tuck-always-like-that-spoilers/374371/12 "2006-09-27T23:00:26Z")

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[QUOTE=liirogue]  
A question about the Dog Lady… I don’t recall them saying much else other than PB was involved. Did she get drunk and pass out or did she willingly let the dog eat her tit?  
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She didn’t willingly let the dog eat her tit; but she willingly put peanut butter on her pussy and let the dog lick it off. That was the big “gotcha ya” of that scene - revealing to the audience that her affection for her dog was… more than normal.

(It’s also a very common Urban Legend - friends hide in basement for supririse party, where they know woman will go b/c that’s where she lets the dog out, woman calls to dog and turns on light, friends yell “surprise!” and woman is naked with peanut butter on her pussy).
