# is now the time to fuck santa clause once and for all?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-now-the-time-to-fuck-santa-clause-once-and-for-all/218830>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 13, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-now-the-time-to-fuck-santa-clause-once-and-for-all/218830 "2003-12-13T22:12:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Matchka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Matchka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Matchka)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-now-the-time-to-fuck-santa-clause-once-and-for-all/218830/21 "2003-12-14T19:27:33Z")

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:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

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**Author:** ![Matchka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Matchka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Matchka)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-now-the-time-to-fuck-santa-clause-once-and-for-all/218830/22 "2003-12-14T19:29:03Z")

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:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

I had no idea the OP was a pun.

I’m such a loser.☹

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**Author:** ![\_possum\_stalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/b77776/32.png) [@\_possum\_stalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_possum_stalker)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-now-the-time-to-fuck-santa-clause-once-and-for-all/218830/23 "2003-12-14T20:59:39Z")

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Sorry, I couldn’t resist making it a pun. Though I certainly should have tried. 🙂

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-now-the-time-to-fuck-santa-clause-once-and-for-all/218830/24 "2003-12-14T21:03:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \*  
> \*\*I’m not into bears. \*\*

☹

😛

😃

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-now-the-time-to-fuck-santa-clause-once-and-for-all/218830/25 "2003-12-14T21:12:51Z")

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The first time around, I read **matt** ’s post as a weak pun on “claws.”

_I’m_ such a loser. ☹

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