# Is Paris Hilton over? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 14, 2006, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-paris-hilton-over/348375 "2006-03-14T22:40:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-paris-hilton-over/348375/21 "2006-03-15T13:38:39Z")
> [@McNew](#): > > This is a joke, right? No. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-paris-hilton-over/348375/22 "2006-03-15T13:43:45Z")
Well…we’ll always have Paris. We didn’t. we lost her for a while, but then **Yesenia Pestis** brought her up. Ilsa: She said she’d never leave us… Bogie: …And she never will. Here’s looking at Paris, kid. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-paris-hilton-over/348375/23 "2006-03-15T13:48:18Z")
> [@singular1](#): > > Aw, hell. I hate myself for asking, but…cite? > Jeez, I’m pathetic… :o [Paris Hilton pees herself.](http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/01/19/paris_hilton_pees_herself_1.html) And sorry, no cite at the moment, but I’ve heard rumors that if she’s at a club and doesn’t want to bother to walk to the bathroom, or wait in line, she’ll just find herself a handy little corner and let go. If you REALLY want a cite, I’ll try and find something, but I’d really rather not have to google that. Lord only knows what’ll turn up. Oh, and if you’ve seen her sex tape, or even just the highlights, it’s obvious she’s a lousy lay. ---
**Author:** ![UntouchedTakeaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d78d45/32.png) [@UntouchedTakeaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UntouchedTakeaway)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-paris-hilton-over/348375/24 "2006-03-15T15:14:06Z")
> [@Yersenia Pestis](#): > > Is the mindless entertainment media venues finally over her? I haven’t heard much of her lately and its almost like this horrible creation never really existed in the first place… > > By the way, she’s a terrible role model: a self-indulging, idiotic (she doesn’t even have a high school diploma), money-wasting slut. God - I certainly hope so. VCNJ~ ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-paris-hilton-over/348375/25 "2006-03-15T15:44:27Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > [Paris Hilton pees herself.](http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/01/19/paris_hilton_pees_herself_1.html) This is not one of the more convincing cites ever presented on the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-paris-hilton-over/348375/26 "2006-03-15T15:47:44Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > This is not one of the more convincing cites ever presented on the SDMB. I know, I’m sorry, but I didn’t want to look too hard. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-paris-hilton-over/348375/27 "2006-03-15T17:37:21Z")
> [@](#): > > By the way, she’s a terrible role model: a self-indulging, idiotic (she doesn’t even have a high school diploma), money-wasting slut. Never thought I’d come to the defense of Paris Hilton, but when did it become her responsibility to be anyone’s role model? I am definitlely no fan of hers, but I think **GuanoLad** summed it up nicely. Inquiring as to the status of her celebrity isn’t unreasonable; her decline from the public eye is noticable. The comments above, though, are pretty lame, mostly because we’ve all heard them a thousand times before, but also because it just sounds like you’re jealous. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-paris-hilton-over/348375/28 "2006-03-15T17:59:43Z")
My favorite horrible Paris story was told by Pamela Anderson. They were at a restaurant together and the waiter brought them menus. Paris started whining and pitching a fit, declaring she hated to read and demanding someone read the menu to her. Quote Pamela.“I’m blonde too but _com’on_!” ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-paris-hilton-over/348375/29 "2006-03-15T18:04:05Z")
And yes, I’m jealous of the idiot skank. Not because I wish I was an idiot and a skank but because I want to be an heir to a large fortune. ---
**Author:** ![arcticdonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e95f7d/32.png) [@arcticdonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/arcticdonkey)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-paris-hilton-over/348375/30 "2006-03-15T19:39:32Z")
I just think its funny someone recently said she’s quite brilliant. ---
**Author:** ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-paris-hilton-over/348375/31 "2006-03-15T19:43:41Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > [Paris Hilton pees herself.](http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/01/19/paris_hilton_pees_herself_1.html) > > And sorry, no cite at the moment, but I’ve heard rumors that if she’s at a club and doesn’t want to bother to walk to the bathroom, or wait in line, she’ll just find herself a handy little corner and let go. If you REALLY want a cite, I’ll try and find something, but I’d really rather not have to google that. Lord only knows what’ll turn up. > > Oh, and if you’ve seen her sex tape, or even just the highlights, it’s obvious she’s a lousy lay. Oh, Og, no, Guin, don’t put yourself through that for me! This was bad enough. At least I regain a _leeetle_ self esteem by knowing that I never have, and never will, seen her sex tape. I have some dignity, y’know. None of which has been in evidence today, of course. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-paris-hilton-over/348375/32 "2006-03-16T01:17:54Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > [Paris Hilton pees herself.](http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/01/19/paris_hilton_pees_herself_1.html) > > And sorry, no cite at the moment, but I’ve heard rumors that if she’s at a club and doesn’t want to bother to walk to the bathroom, or wait in line, she’ll just find herself a handy little corner and let go. If you REALLY want a cite, I’ll try and find something, but I’d really rather not have to google that. Lord only knows what’ll turn up. The only part about that allegation which I find dubious is that, were it so, some entepreneur would have found a utility knife, and we’d have “Paris Hilton pissed-on carpet” offered for sale on eBay. Video of her copping a squat included. Starting bid $5000. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Bongmaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Bongmaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bongmaster)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-paris-hilton-over/348375/33 "2006-03-17T17:31:17Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > Despite her other misadventures, since when was lack of a high school diploma grounds for vilification? When you have every opprotunity in the world to get it and you don’t. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-paris-hilton-over/348375.md?page=1)