# Is Pink the skankiest skank who ever skanked in Skanktown?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 21, 2002, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-pink-the-skankiest-skank-who-ever-skanked-in-skanktown/115234 "2002-06-21T09:24:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-pink-the-skankiest-skank-who-ever-skanked-in-skanktown/115234/21 "2002-06-21T16:03:58Z")

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A wigger?

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**Author:** ![fallom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@fallom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fallom)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-pink-the-skankiest-skank-who-ever-skanked-in-skanktown/115234/22 "2002-06-21T16:04:03Z")

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I for one think she’s hot.

**Jane:** Wigger means “White nigger,” it’s a term for white people who try to act black.

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-pink-the-skankiest-skank-who-ever-skanked-in-skanktown/115234/23 "2002-06-21T16:13:53Z")

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**JuanitaTech** and others, please visit my Pit thread about the term [wigger](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=121702).

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**Author:** ![gex\_gex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/94ad74/32.png) [@gex\_gex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gex_gex)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-pink-the-skankiest-skank-who-ever-skanked-in-skanktown/115234/24 "2002-06-21T16:18:36Z")

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“britney spears, that just ain’t me”

ha, pink is funny. i think she’s looking out for the position of limp bizkit’s singer when they finally get sick of fred durst. i mean, dude, she never had clean socks in high school.

don’t let me get me! i’m my own worst enemy! i fucking hate myself! break stuff! i did it all for the nookie!

the video is just as funny. don’t y’all get it? pink is cool, because… the cheerleaders hated her!

put me in the “she’s a skank” pile.

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-pink-the-skankiest-skank-who-ever-skanked-in-skanktown/115234/25 "2002-06-21T17:51:05Z")

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I like her and I always thought she was quite pretty.

My beau, however, thinks she’s rather plain. Not skanky, but just kind of medium, ifyaknowwhatImean.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-pink-the-skankiest-skank-who-ever-skanked-in-skanktown/115234/26 "2002-06-21T18:08:31Z")

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I don’t think she is skanky. She’s almost cute when not made-up: [http://www.pinkspage.com/pix/12.html](http://www.pinkspage.com/pix/12.html)

But would you look at her hands? They’re huge: [http://www.pinkspage.com/pix/1.html](http://www.pinkspage.com/pix/1.html)  
[http://www.pinkspage.com/pix/9.html](http://www.pinkspage.com/pix/9.html)

I don’t know, it just sort of struck me as odd.

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**Author:** ![Lisa\_Ann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lisa\_Ann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa_Ann)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-pink-the-skankiest-skank-who-ever-skanked-in-skanktown/115234/27 "2002-06-21T18:15:23Z")

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My husband remarked he thought Pink was hot just before we watched an award show a month or two ago. Sorry, I can’t remember which one. Then Pink did a remake of an Aerosmith song on the show. Maybe it was an Aerosmith tribute? Steven Tyler is so hot. But that is another discussion. Anyhoo, Pink looked like crap. What is the deal with her abs? She looked like she was about to give birth alien-style. I think she’s fugly. She looked toned, yet strangely out-of-shape. Hubby recanted.

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**Author:** ![jane\_says](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/47e85d/32.png) [@jane\_says](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jane_says)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-pink-the-skankiest-skank-who-ever-skanked-in-skanktown/115234/28 "2002-06-21T18:16:08Z")

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MAN HANDS!!!

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**Author:** ![My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Darn_Snake_Legs)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-pink-the-skankiest-skank-who-ever-skanked-in-skanktown/115234/29 "2002-06-21T18:30:03Z")

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Very hot. I have friends who think I’m nuts for that, but I’m with **pez** : I’d do her. A lot.

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**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-pink-the-skankiest-skank-who-ever-skanked-in-skanktown/115234/30 "2002-06-21T21:21:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Lisa Ann \*  
> **Steven Tyler is so hot.**

Steve Tyler? Good lord.

He looks like an ape.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-pink-the-skankiest-skank-who-ever-skanked-in-skanktown/115234/31 "2002-06-21T21:31:01Z")

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skank-- needs to close that big, festering gob of hers once in a while.

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**Author:** ![WSLer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a6a055/32.png) [@WSLer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WSLer)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-pink-the-skankiest-skank-who-ever-skanked-in-skanktown/115234/32 "2002-06-21T21:40:08Z")

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Lil-Kim: Grand Empress of Skankdom  
Christina Aguillera: Queen of Skankdom  
Pink: Princess of Skankdom

Pink has a lot of work if she wants to pass Christiana who almost knocked Lil Kim out of the top spot with her “outfit” in the Marmalade video.

But if Pink keeps smelling her armpits in each and every video, she could knock off Christina.

Time will tell.

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**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-pink-the-skankiest-skank-who-ever-skanked-in-skanktown/115234/33 "2002-06-21T21:40:40Z")

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Count me in the “skanktown ladies” camp. I don’t necessarily think she’s that ugly, but the bitter “you go girl” attitude that permeates her work gets old. Especially the dumb freakin video where she ghost-rides her motorcycle off the roof into her no-good SOB (ex?) boyfriend’s apartment.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-pink-the-skankiest-skank-who-ever-skanked-in-skanktown/115234/34 "2002-06-21T22:58:44Z")

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After a thorough review of the linked pictures, I have come to my decision: both sides are correct. Pink is a skank and she is hot…in a Tanya Harding kind of way…that’s a good thing.

Haj

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-pink-the-skankiest-skank-who-ever-skanked-in-skanktown/115234/35 "2002-06-21T23:41:53Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Kang and Kodos \*  
> **Will my penis ever be hard again? Nope.**

I’m sure she’ll be sorely disappointed the next time she spends the night with you.

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**Author:** ![Road\_Rash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@Road\_Rash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Road_Rash)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-pink-the-skankiest-skank-who-ever-skanked-in-skanktown/115234/36 "2002-06-22T00:20:15Z")

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I look at the exposed midsection and I imagine the belly button speaking to me. "wouldn’t you like to get lower. Gwen Stefani is doable to me. She has charisma onstage.

It’s Kind of like when I am at a titty bar. Between the chick with a hot face and big boobs, and the flat chested, more ordinary looking babe who’s doing splits, gyrating upside-down on the pole, wrapping her legs behind her head. Guess which one I will be looking at more.

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**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-pink-the-skankiest-skank-who-ever-skanked-in-skanktown/115234/37 "2002-06-22T00:28:51Z")

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I think Pink is fabulous.

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**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-pink-the-skankiest-skank-who-ever-skanked-in-skanktown/115234/38 "2002-06-22T01:01:24Z")

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Pink would be okay with me if she would just wear her pants a little bit lower.

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