# Is Scaramucci really this fucking stupid?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 27, 2017, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265 "2017-07-27T15:07:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/21 "2017-07-27T19:49:59Z")

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Have y’all read that article? He sounds like he’s high as a kite. It’s really weird. Did anyone see the appearance? Did he look as coked out as the transcript makes him sound?

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/22 "2017-07-27T19:55:26Z")

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“Wayne’s World” did wonders for the popularity of “Bohemian Rhapsody,” which was a huge hit when it came out but had kind of died off even on classic radio by 1991; being long, it’s not super friendly for radio, and it’s an odd song that didn’t really fit the musical tastes of the early 90s. “Wayne’s World” absolutely made it a huge smash again and cemented in popular culture.

Then 25 years go by, and maybe it needed a jolt in popularity, and along comes…

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/23 "2017-07-27T20:04:21Z")

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I don’t think knowing that this financial disclosure was publicly accessible really counts as “the most basic of financial regulations”. He was dumb to tweet that and start a shitstorm without checking first but still…

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/24 "2017-07-27T20:25:37Z")

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> [@aldiboronti](#):
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> Trump too does it all the time, Spicer did it, they all fucking do it, make statements completely opposed to the facts and easily checkable by anyone with access to the net. This is beyond weird.

I just saw an article that says 49% of Trump’s supporters believe he won the popular vote.

Still, there’s no comfort in knowing the thought that Trump probably would have lost the popular vote by even more if not for Russian meddling and that must stick in his craw.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/25 "2017-07-27T20:39:27Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Was he really or did he “evolve” in the past to get to where he just evolved from?  
> How could anyone, this late in life, truly make a complete 180 on so many major issues in such a short period of time?  
> … I wouldn’t count him as a real anything besides a mercenary.

Oh, yes. He’s been promised his share of the loot, no doubt.

> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> FTR, Scaramucci didn’t make billions. His net worth is estimated to be somewhere between 44 and 64 million.

Having listened to a fair amount of verbiage from this guy, I’d say that it’s possible to make millions if you’re aggressive enough (he is) and if you hire smart-enough assistants and lawyers----while having a very average or even below-average IQ, yourself.

The guy has major problems with basic sentence construction, and English is his first (and presumably only) language. He’s cut from Trump’s cloth, which explains the mutual love: dumb, combative guy who manages to hire some people competent enough to keep him afloat.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/26 "2017-07-27T20:51:08Z")

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> [@dasmoocher](#):
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> I just saw an article that says 49% of Trump’s supporters believe he won the popular vote.
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> .

Hell, the majority of Trump supporters probably believe that the Democrats are [running a child slave ring on mars.](http://www.businessinsider.com/alex-jones-infowars-accuses-nasa-of-operating-child-slave-ring-on-mars-2017-6)

Trump supporters are simple. They are not capable of distinguishing an actual news report from the rantings of someone who is genuinely mentally ill.

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/27 "2017-07-27T21:06:15Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> Having listened to a fair amount of verbiage from this guy, I’d say that it’s possible to make millions if you’re aggressive enough (he is) and if you hire smart-enough assistants and lawyers----while having a very average or even below-average IQ, yourself.
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> The guy has major problems with basic sentence construction, and English is his first (and presumably only) language. He’s cut from Trump’s cloth, which explains the mutual love: dumb, combative guy who manages to hire some people competent enough to keep him afloat.

I know it probably keeps you cozy at night but assuming everyone you hate is dumber than you is really fucking stupid and kind of obnoxious. Hey, you’re so smart it should be real easy for you to go hire some people to make you $10 mill per year. Oh, your extremely vigorous morals keep you from doing so? So sad but that is the price you pay for being righteous and having impeccable verbiage. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![epolo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b487fb/32.png) [@epolo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epolo)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/28 "2017-07-27T21:06:46Z")

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It’s probably a complication stemming from his severe case of bonitis.  
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**Author:** ![Anny\_Middon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Anny\_Middon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anny_Middon)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/29 "2017-07-27T21:13:21Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> I don’t think knowing that this financial disclosure was publicly accessible really counts as “the most basic of financial regulations”. He was dumb to tweet that and start a shitstorm without checking first but still…

The disclosure form published by [Politico](http://www.politico.com/story/2017/07/26/scaramucci-trump-skybridge-profits-241006) (click on the link for the form; it’s a PDF so I didn’t want to directly link to it) says this:

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> Title I of the Ethics in Government Act of 1978, as amended (the Act), 5 U.S.C. app. § 101 et seq., as amended by the Stop Trading on Congressional Knowledge Act of 2012 (Pub. L. 112-105) (STOCK Act), and 5 C.F.R. Part 2634 of the U. S. Office of Government Ethics regulations require the reporting of this information. The primary use of the information on this report is for review by Government officials to determine compliance with applicable Federal laws and regulations. This report may also be disclosed upon request to any requesting person in accordance with sections 105 and 402(b)(1) of the Act or as otherwise authorized by law.

So he didn’t have to check this out – he just needed to read what he was signing.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/30 "2017-07-27T21:16:37Z")

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> [@Anny\_Middon](#):
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> The disclosure form published by [Politico](http://www.politico.com/story/2017/07/26/scaramucci-trump-skybridge-profits-241006) (click on the link for the form; it’s a PDF so I didn’t want to directly link to it) says this:
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> So he didn’t have to check this out – he just needed to read what he was signing.

He saw the word “Ethics” and passed out.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/31 "2017-07-27T21:18:42Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> I know it probably keeps you cozy at night but assuming everyone you hate is dumber than you is really fucking stupid and kind of obnoxious. Hey, you’re so smart it should be real easy for you to go hire some people to make you $10 mill per year. Oh, your extremely vigorous morals keep you from doing so? So sad but that is the price you pay for being righteous and having impeccable verbiage. :rolleyes:

Are you okay???

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**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/32 "2017-07-27T21:20:48Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> I know it probably keeps you cozy at night but assuming everyone you hate is dumber than you is really fucking stupid and kind of obnoxious. Hey, you’re so smart it should be real easy for you to go hire some people to make you $10 mill per year. Oh, your extremely vigorous morals keep you from doing so? So sad but that is the price you pay for being righteous and having impeccable verbiage. :rolleyes:

So what you’re saying is, because Trump is reasonably rich, he must be smart?

I imagine that by similar logic one can conclude that Trump is handsome and well-spoken too.

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/33 "2017-07-27T21:24:56Z")

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> [@begbert2](#):
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> So what you’re saying is, because Trump is reasonably rich, he must be smart?
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> I imagine that by similar logic one can conclude that Trump is handsome and well-spoken too.

That’s not what I said. And saying Trump is “reasonably rich” brands you as a similarly idiotic person. Face it, Trump is rich. I know it sucks because he is a jerk but he is actually pretty rich.

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/34 "2017-07-27T21:27:45Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> Are you okay???

Good reply and in keeping with what I just talked about. I mean, there must be something wrong with me if I think you’re full of shit. Right? Cue the chorus!

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**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/35 "2017-07-27T21:28:20Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> That’s not what I said. And saying Trump is “reasonably rich” brands you as a similarly idiotic person. Face it, Trump is rich. I know it sucks because he is a jerk but he is actually pretty rich.

It wasn’t a direct quote, but it followed directly from your argument, which was a shit argument, and you know it.

Also, you’re a rude person.

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/36 "2017-07-27T21:36:44Z")

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No it wasn’t a shit argument. The guy made a shitload as a hedge fund manager. It’s perfectly reasonable to think he’s a wart on humanity. But thinking he only made money because he fell ass backwards into good managers and assistants is goddamn idiotic, especially when it’s based on Sherrerd’s oh so objective verbiage analysis.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/37 "2017-07-27T21:50:47Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> Have y’all read that article? He sounds like he’s high as a kite. It’s really weird. Did anyone see the appearance? Did he look as coked out as the transcript makes him sound?

He _always_ seems coked out to me.

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**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/38 "2017-07-27T21:52:28Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> Have y’all read that article? He sounds like he’s high as a kite. It’s really weird. Did anyone see the appearance? Did he look as coked out as the transcript makes him sound?

Which article?

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/39 "2017-07-27T21:54:55Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> No it wasn’t a shit argument. The guy made a shitload as a hedge fund manager. It’s perfectly reasonable to think he’s a wart on humanity. But thinking he only made money because he fell ass backwards into good managers and assistants is goddamn idiotic, especially when it’s based on Sherrerd’s oh so objective verbiage analysis.

This is not the only reason someone in his position can make a shit-ton of money. He also has to be a sociopathic bastard, who does not give two shits if his decisions will destroy someone - as long as he makes money. Someone who would sell orphans and nuns to a dogfood plant, as long as he makes money. Someone who would toss his grandma under a bus, and make her take the blame for the dogfood containing orphans and nuns - as long as he gets away with it and it makes him money.

In general terms, these are usually the kind of people who make a shit-ton of money as hedge fund managers. In general, these are not very nice people, or even people who have basic human qualities.

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**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/40 "2017-07-27T22:01:17Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> No it wasn’t a shit argument. The guy made a shitload as a hedge fund manager. It’s perfectly reasonable to think he’s a wart on humanity. But thinking he only made money because he fell ass backwards into good managers and assistants is goddamn idiotic, especially when it’s based on Sherrerd’s oh so objective verbiage analysis.

I’d be perfectly willing to presume that he has/had properties such as aggression, persistence, a lack of morals, or whatever else that aided him in business. But the “rich people are smart” argument has a shining counterexample in the white house, and your “you must be stupid because you’re not as rich as him” corollary is demonstrative of incredible ignorance AND bullshit.

But your ability to exude shit aside, I don’t believe Scaramucci is an idiot just because he’s able to post blatant lies that play well to Trump’s idiot followers. Trump is a genuine moron (possibly in part because of dementia), but there’s no particular reason yet to believe Scaramucci is similarly stupid. Though there’s no particular reason to believe he’s a genius either - it doesn’t exactly take a Mensa candidate to play Trumpalumpa like fiddles.

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