# Is Scaramucci really this fucking stupid?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 27, 2017, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265 "2017-07-27T15:07:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/101 "2017-07-28T03:44:07Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> Tufts, eh? Well, Cruz would NOT have found him acceptable as a study buddy at Harvard Law.

> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> “It’s what we expect of Harvardians,” said the Eli, sniffily.

[Heavens, a Yale man!](https://youtu.be/tCCCN-3NJiU)

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/102 "2017-07-28T03:51:09Z")

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Was that a TV show? Think my parents might have seen it.

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**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/103 "2017-07-28T03:53:56Z")

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He was probably charming and eloquent while starting out in business, you don’t get far without some semblance of that, but for some people once they get ‘fuck you’ money, they simply do not care anymore. That could be the reason. And coke too of course.

Overall a poor choice for spokesman.

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**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/104 "2017-07-28T04:53:56Z")

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[He is a good Christian.](http://www.facebook.com/ascaramucci/photos/a.787064174770487.1073741828.662945233849049/927802717363298/?type=3)

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/105 "2017-07-28T05:07:15Z")

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> [@Covfefe](#):
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> [He is a good Christian.](http://www.facebook.com/ascaramucci/photos/a.787064174770487.1073741828.662945233849049/927802717363298/?type=3)

Anyone who needs to be declared a good Christian isn’t.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/106 "2017-07-28T05:23:47Z")

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> [@Isamu](#):
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> He was probably charming and eloquent while starting out in business, you don’t get far without some semblance of that, but for some people once they get ‘fuck you’ money, they simply do not care anymore. That could be the reason. And coke too of course.
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> Overall a poor choice for spokesman.

This is Donald J. Turmp we’re talking about. He couldn’t ask for a more perfect spokesman.

Really, this guy came out guns blazing directly at Preibus. His instructions were to immediately accuse Preibus of leaking the first thing that showed up, and he did. Whether it was a stupidly premature accusation or a cocaine-fueled gambit doesn’t ultimately matter. It shows clearly that the President wants around him only sycophants working for him personally, not “allies” working for the country.

Some quotes from that drug-addled interview suggest the deleted tweets were a purposeful attack, but to me the real story is the excessive and uncomfortable lavishing of compliments on the Trmup he loves SOOOO much. Nothing-but-net freethrows? Prefect spirals through a tire? More Presidential than all other presidentials combined? It’s just so weird.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/107 "2017-07-28T05:33:25Z")

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> [@garygnu](#):
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> Nothing-but-net freethrows? Prefect spirals through a tire? More Presidential than all other presidentials combined? It’s just so weird.

He sounds just like Trump’s personal doctor:

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> Doctor: Trump would be healthiest president ever
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> Donald Trump has “extraordinary” stamina and physical strength and would be the healthiest person ever elected president

It seems the ones who stick around are the ones who have figured out that Trump needs constant, ridiculously over-the-top praise.

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/108 "2017-07-28T11:04:51Z")

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Without hyperbole, the ridiculous levels of praise Trump requires and boasts himself truly does reach DPRK levels. It is to spew.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/109 "2017-07-28T12:57:11Z")

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> [@garygnu](#):
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> This is Donald J. Turmp we’re talking about. He couldn’t ask for a more perfect spokesman.  
> .

I don’t know, John Miller and John Barron did a pretty good job in the [old days](http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/05/13/477939211/trump-denies-posing-as-his-own-spokesman-refutes-audio-recording).

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> “This was so farcical, that he pretended to be his own publicist. Here was this so-called billion-dollar real estate mogul, and he can’t hire his own publicist,” she said. “It also said something about the control he wanted to keep of the news cycle flowing with this story, and I can’t believe he thought he’d get away with it.”

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/110 "2017-07-28T13:29:34Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Holy crap. As others have said, coke binge? unhinged? completely fucking nuts? this was an ON THE RECORD conversation with a reporter. Enjoy him Trumpsters. I guess Spicer was too normal. This guy is probably going to bite the head off a bat at the next press briefing.

I don’t know, if he’s still around for the next one, I think he should give the BSA Jamboree speech.

> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> He sounds just like Trump’s personal doctor:
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> It seems the ones who stick around are the ones who have figured out that Trump needs constant, ridiculously over-the-top praise.

So, what does America need to do to stick around?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/111 "2017-07-28T13:54:57Z")

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> [@Covfefe](#):
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> [He is a good Christian.](http://www.facebook.com/ascaramucci/photos/a.787064174770487.1073741828.662945233849049/927802717363298/?type=3)

Trump doesn’t tell people Merry Christmas. That would divert attention from him.

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**Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/112 "2017-07-28T14:04:01Z")

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> [@cmyk](#):
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> Without hyperbole, the ridiculous levels of praise Trump requires and boasts himself truly does reach DPRK levels.

Or beyond. At some point, even L’il Big Kim has to say “okay, you can stop buttering my nuts now.”\*  
\*Not a direct translation

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**Author:** ![Fotheringay-Phipps](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d9b06d/32.png) [@Fotheringay-Phipps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fotheringay-Phipps)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/113 "2017-07-28T14:22:09Z")

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IMHO it’s most likely that Scaramucci is saying the truth in claiming he thought the discussion was off the record. Not that he had a valid basis for thinking so, but that he thought so anyway. He is new to this business. Whether that means he should have been hired as communications director with that resume is another question.

But the impression you get - from him, anyway - is that the title itself is meaningless and that he’s really just another all-purpose hanger-arounder whose influence and power are solely derived from having Trump’s ear. Sort of like Bannon, Kushner, and any number of other guys. (I get the sense that that’s how Trump ran his private businesses.)

From my perspective, the only positive thing about the Trump administration (other than it not being the Clinton administration) is that it’s been about the most entertaining administration in memory. Sort of like watching a horror movie, only it’s real.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/114 "2017-07-28T15:31:23Z")

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I think I agree with **F-P** on every point. :eek:

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**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/115 "2017-07-28T15:41:29Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> I think I agree with **F-P** on every point. :eek:

The Trump admin not being the Clinton admin is a positive? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/116 "2017-07-28T15:46:15Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> How can things go out the window if they never existed in the first place?

Point of order! Honesty is indeed not one of Trump’s strong points, but he’s long been transparent. Transparently self-centred, dishonest, bullying, etc.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/117 "2017-07-28T15:49:37Z")

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> [@wolfman](#):
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> I don’t think he actually is, but the Never-Trumpers have got to be kicking themselves about how easy it would have been to get a shill who speaks Jersey Shore to Yoko Ono the thing and get him to turn on his people.

Is “Yoko Ono” being used as a verb, now?

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**Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/118 "2017-07-28T16:04:05Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> Is “Yoko Ono” being used as a verb, now?

These kids today with all their Yoko Ono references.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/119 "2017-07-28T16:05:46Z")

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And that so-called “music”! Just a bunch of noise, you ask me!

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-scaramucci-really-this-fucking-stupid/792265/120 "2017-07-28T16:08:14Z")

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> [@Fotheringay-Phipps](#):
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> IMHO it’s most likely that Scaramucci is saying the truth in claiming he thought the discussion was off the record. Not that he had a valid basis for thinking so, but that he thought so anyway. He is new to this business. Whether that means he should have been hired as communications director with that resume is another question.
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> But the impression you get - from him, anyway - is that the title itself is meaningless and that he’s really just another all-purpose hanger-arounder whose influence and power are solely derived from having Trump’s ear. Sort of like Bannon, Kushner, and any number of other guys. (I get the sense that that’s how Trump ran his private businesses.)
> 
> From my perspective, the only positive thing about the Trump administration (other than it not being the Clinton administration) is that it’s been about the most entertaining administration in memory. Sort of like watching a horror movie, only it’s real.

This tirade actually had only one audience: Donald Trump. This stunt was calculated to impress Trump.

Step 1: Get on TV cursing and acting tough and making threats.  
Step 2: Donald Trump watches you on TV.  
Step 3: Profit.

Trump is loving The Mooch so hard right now.

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