# Is she hitting on me?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-she-hitting-on-me/444477>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 8, 2008, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-she-hitting-on-me/444477 "2008-04-08T16:59:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-she-hitting-on-me/444477/101 "2008-04-15T01:40:09Z")

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[QUOTE=KneadToKnow]  
Like _magic_, baby!

And because it just can’t get said enough: happy birthday!  
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WOOT! Thanks 😃

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**Author:** ![Can\_Handle\_the\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Can\_Handle\_the\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Can_Handle_the_Truth)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2008, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-she-hitting-on-me/444477/102 "2008-04-16T03:53:31Z")

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[QUOTE=tdn]  
But she’s got the freakin’ Rock of Gibralter on her ring finger.  
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Prime Target.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2008, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-she-hitting-on-me/444477/103 "2008-04-16T06:06:29Z")

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My own experience: years ago my dentist had this one hygienist. Every time she worked on me, I felt the warm nuzzles of a chest puppy on my ear.

Could a woman **not** know this was happening? Even with a heavily padded bra?

Was it wrong of me to mention this to my wife? :smack:

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2008, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-she-hitting-on-me/444477/104 "2008-04-16T11:13:00Z")

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[QUOTE=Oslo Ostragoth]  
Was it wrong of me to mention this to my wife? :smack:  
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Only if telling her was followed by a new evaluation of how comfortable the couch is. Otherwise, she was probably amused.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2008, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-she-hitting-on-me/444477/105 "2008-04-16T22:48:53Z")

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[QUOTE=elfkin477]  
Only if telling her was followed by a new evaluation of how comfortable the couch is. Otherwise, she was probably amused.  
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Not a bit.

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**Author:** ![joazito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@joazito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joazito)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2008, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-she-hitting-on-me/444477/106 "2008-04-18T04:58:28Z")

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“Hmm. You seem to be touching me with your pretty nice knockers. You better stop, unless you want to go all the way…”

🙂 Ahh I love this.

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