# Is Shodan more retarded lately, or has he maintained a consistent level of retardation all along?

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**Created:** [January 24, 2012, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-shodan-more-retarded-lately-or-has-he-maintained-a-consistent-level-of-retardation-all-along/610530 "2012-01-24T20:31:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-shodan-more-retarded-lately-or-has-he-maintained-a-consistent-level-of-retardation-all-along/610530/121 "2012-01-25T20:32:14Z")

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Do you happen to have a quote for how exactly he attacked Romney? I suspect he just threw whatever criticisms he could at Romney and saw what stuck, because it’s unlikely he’s going to get blow back for any of it, but without knowing exactly what he said it’s hard to know what he was going for.

I guess our experiences vary, but I’ve encountered extreme discipline amongst republican types as far as their talking points go. They’re all on the same page in my experience, so Gingrich probably made a mistake.

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-shodan-more-retarded-lately-or-has-he-maintained-a-consistent-level-of-retardation-all-along/610530/122 "2012-01-25T20:40:23Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Sorry, you have that backwards. It’s liberalism that is the sign of mental defect: specifically, retarded development.

Exactly. Liberalism is essentially adolescence writ large.

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**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-shodan-more-retarded-lately-or-has-he-maintained-a-consistent-level-of-retardation-all-along/610530/123 "2012-01-25T20:41:59Z")

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Shodan is one of my favorite conservative posters on SD. He is consistent and fun and intellectually honest.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-shodan-more-retarded-lately-or-has-he-maintained-a-consistent-level-of-retardation-all-along/610530/124 "2012-01-25T20:45:23Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> Exactly. Liberalism is essentially adolescence writ large.

If you guys keep patting yourselves on the back for repeating each other, you’ll feel even more right! Keep trying it.

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**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-shodan-more-retarded-lately-or-has-he-maintained-a-consistent-level-of-retardation-all-along/610530/125 "2012-01-25T20:46:33Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> Exactly. Liberalism is essentially adolescence writ large.

Whereas conservativism is essentially toddlerhood writ large.

Mine! Mine!!! MINE!!! MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!

Have a nap, ferchrissake. You’re giving the grownups a headache.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-shodan-more-retarded-lately-or-has-he-maintained-a-consistent-level-of-retardation-all-along/610530/126 "2012-01-25T20:58:12Z")

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> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> So what?

So what you said is wrong.

> [@](#):
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> The OP was only using one point from the linked article. If the article also said Romney liked ice cream and red cars, would you come saying “so it’s evil to like red cars, is that what you’re saying OP?!”

Red cars and ice cream are not causally connected to what the OP was complaining about, which is that Romney does not pay enough in taxes.

The OP said that Romney was not morally fit to be President, because Romney supported a system under which he (Romney) paid what he did in taxes. The system under which Romney pays his taxes is one where charitable deductions (and different rates on dividends vs. other kinds of income) affect how much tax one pays. The OP did not specify what parts of the system were morally fine and which were objectionable; he merely asserted that Romney should not be President because he did not push to change the system such that he paid more in taxes.

It is reasonable, therefore, to examine the reasons why Romney paid what he did in taxes, and see which are the ones the OP feels makes the system immoral.

> [@](#):
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> … it was irrelevant to the OP’s argument.

There you are simply wrong. The factors that affect Romney’s tax payments are entirely relevant to discussions about Romney’s tax payments.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-shodan-more-retarded-lately-or-has-he-maintained-a-consistent-level-of-retardation-all-along/610530/127 "2012-01-25T21:09:18Z")

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Do you understand that making 3m in charitable donations does not mean you get to pay 3m less in taxes? I’ve explained it.

Removing those deductions from the picture - as if he didn’t make any charitable donations - just means his tax rate goes from 14% to 16%. It’s not all that big a deal, because for the purposes of the OP’s argument, the difference is not really significant.

Even if you fail to understand this, there is no way that any intellectual honest, non-retard could possibly conclude that this means “liberals must hate charitable donations”.

Do you understand the difference? I mean, you could’ve dropped into the thread and said “well, part of his tax rate comes from the fact that he made charitable donations, which we all agree is good” like any fucking non-asshole might’ve. But instead you come in saying Y U GUYS HATE CHARITY, FUCKIN EVIL LIBRULS.

There is no angle from which your bullshit makes any sense. It’s both irrelevant (the issue of his charity is not the object of the thread) and even then you just make shit up.

Really, just try to justify this statement:

> [@](#):
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> Actually I can walk you thru how you came to that conclusion.  
> Mitt Romney used tax deductions.  
> Mitt Romney is a Republican.  
> Ergo, tax deductions are morally wrong.

You’re saying that I, personally, made an argument that donating money to charity is bad. And furthermore, I made that determination when I heard a republican did it. Walk me through this, based on my posts to that thread, how you came to this conclusion. It will be difficult, because at no point did I fucking say anything remotely like anything you claim I did.

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-shodan-more-retarded-lately-or-has-he-maintained-a-consistent-level-of-retardation-all-along/610530/128 "2012-01-25T21:27:34Z")

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> [@xtisme](#):
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> I’ve met a lot of self identified ‘conservative Republicans’ who are every bit as resentful of The Rich™ as any good liberal, and who this would definitely strike a chord with. Most of them are vertical issue Republicans. Some are big on opposing gun control. Some are, as already stated, of the quasi-religious wing of the Republican party. These are small town folks though. They don’t get the big press. But they DO vote. And I think these are the target audience for the Newt-ster when he talks about Romney only paying 13% income tax.
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> Out of curiosity, who did you think his target audience was for that? Or did you think Newt screwed up by mentioning it?

Well, I grew up in small-town central Pennsylvania, and most of the Republicans/conservatives I knew were people just like the ones you describe. There aren’t a lot of rich folks in central PA, to be honest, so rich people are definitely “the other” there. Gun control is a _big_ issue in central PA–I don’t know if it’s got a higher proportion of hunters than any other area in the country, but it’s got to be close. My hometown has more churches than restaurants, banks, grocery stores, and any other meeting places put together. So, yeah, I get where you’re getting from on the small-town vote issue. I once heard a claim that if the parties kept every other platform plank but switched gun control, central PA would turn from solid GOP to solid Dem overnight, and I don’t doubt it.

My guess is that Newt’s trying to walk a tight line with it. I don’t think he screwed up, but he’s going to have to balance attacks specifically on Mitt not paying enough in tax (I should note here, in defense of Newt, that he himself paid about 25% in taxes, so that wasn’t mere empty talk) with his more general anti-tax message. That’s not going to be easy in sound-bite America. It’s not a point he’s come back to in the GOP debates, and I’m not sure he will. But he’s going to have to come up with a clearer argument if he’s the nominee, because Obama will pound him on it. (“Speaker, remember when Mitt released his taxes, and you said he didn’t pay enough? Well, I agree! What are you going to do as President to make sure it doesn’t happen in the future?”)

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-shodan-more-retarded-lately-or-has-he-maintained-a-consistent-level-of-retardation-all-along/610530/129 "2012-01-25T21:27:37Z")

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> [@DianaG](#):
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> Whereas conservativism is essentially toddlerhood writ large.
> 
> Mine! Mine!!! MINE!!! MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!

And GIMMIE, GIMMIE, GIMMIE is more mature? I think not.

Face it, it’s liberals who want to be protected, coddled and provided for, to be shielded from the negative consequences of their own actions, who insist they have a right to behave as objectionably as they want no matter what anyone else thinks, and who stomp their feet and yell that you’re stupid and mean when you won’t give them what they want.

This is why you find the greatest number of liberal adherents among naive impressionable college students and others of that age, and why many of them once they’re out in the real world and on their own begin to abandon it as they mature.

Some, however, continue to cling to that selfish, immature and willful mindset as they achieve middle age, wholly unaware of what an unattractive harpy their attitudes and unreasoned willfullness have caused them to become. 😉

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-shodan-more-retarded-lately-or-has-he-maintained-a-consistent-level-of-retardation-all-along/610530/130 "2012-01-25T21:30:13Z")

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> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#):
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> Shodan is one of my favorite conservative posters on SD. He is consistent and fun and intellectually honest.

No, no, _no_. It’s “\*\*Shodan \*\*is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.” Get it right!

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-shodan-more-retarded-lately-or-has-he-maintained-a-consistent-level-of-retardation-all-along/610530/131 "2012-01-25T21:34:03Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> Face it, it’s liberals who want to be protected, coddled and provided for, to be shielded from the negative consequences of their own actions, who insist they have a right to behave as objectionably as they want no matter what anyone else thinks, and who stomp their feet and yell that you’re stupid and mean when you won’t give them what they want.

Could you repeat that? I was busy fucking in the mud.

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-shodan-more-retarded-lately-or-has-he-maintained-a-consistent-level-of-retardation-all-along/610530/132 "2012-01-25T21:36:22Z")

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Shodan’s brand of conservatism isn’t about being _childish_. It’s about _cowardice_. Like how Shodan and SA are unable to face reality and learn when shown factual information.

How often has Shodan been shown to be utterly wrong and he just stops posting in the thread? He’s so afraid that his ideology might get challenged he just runs away and pretends it didn’t happen.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-shodan-more-retarded-lately-or-has-he-maintained-a-consistent-level-of-retardation-all-along/610530/133 "2012-01-25T21:36:23Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> And GIMMIE, GIMMIE, GIMMIE is more mature? I think not.

I wonder - let’s seperate this from stuff like entitlements for a moment. How do you feel about issues where liberals tend to believe what’s factually correct and conservatives don’t? For instance, evolution. Wait, no, you don’t really believe in evolution. Global warming? Ha. Okay, this is more difficult to ask than I anticipated, since you’re in the category of idiots who embraces a non-factual view of the world.

Do you believe the earth is more than a few thousand years old? Okay, if so, how does it make you feel that people who believe otherwise are overwhelmingly conservative?

I mean - this isn’t an issue of selfishness or sharing, or of value judgements - it’s simply a matter of accepting something that is provable and true. How do the conservatives come out as superior on these issues in your mind?

> [@](#):
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> This is why you find the greatest number of liberal adherents among naive impressionable college students and others of that age, and why many of them once they’re out in the real world and on their own begin to abandon it as they mature.
> 
> Some, however, continue to cling to that selfish, immature and willful mindset as they achieve middle age, wholly unaware of what an unattractive harpy their attitudes and unreasoned willfullness have caused them to become. 😉

So if they’re young and liberal, it’s because they’re dumb, but eventually they won’t be liberal anymore, excpet when they are, in which case they’re dumb. Pretty well covered there.

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**Author:** ![rogerbox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/76d3ee/32.png) [@rogerbox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rogerbox)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-shodan-more-retarded-lately-or-has-he-maintained-a-consistent-level-of-retardation-all-along/610530/134 "2012-01-25T21:40:53Z")

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> [@Lobohan](#):
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> Shodan’s brand of conservatism isn’t about being _childish_. It’s about _cowardice_. Like how Shodan and SA are unable to face reality and learn when shown factual information.
> 
> How often has Shodan been shown to be utterly wrong and he just stops posting in the thread? He’s so afraid that his ideology might get challenged he just runs away and pretends it didn’t happen.

Not just ideology. It was pointed out to him by multiple posters (including myself) that he doesn’t know what the phrase “de facto” means. [(cite)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14490211&postcount=60)

He chose to simply leave the thread than acknowlege he had been mis-using the term “de facto” because it meant the exact opposite of what he thought it meant.

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-shodan-more-retarded-lately-or-has-he-maintained-a-consistent-level-of-retardation-all-along/610530/135 "2012-01-25T21:48:06Z")

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> [@rogerbox](#):
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> Not just ideology. It was pointed out to him by multiple posters (including myself) that he doesn’t know what the phrase “de facto” means. [(cite)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14490211&postcount=60)
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> He chose to simply leave the thread than acknowlege he had been mis-using the term “de facto” because it meant the exact opposite of what he thought it meant.

Ouch. I forgot about that thread. That is embarrassing. It would have been less embarrassing if he copped to it, but he’d rather run away crying than face reality.

If this were the Matrix, he’d be Cypher.

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**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-shodan-more-retarded-lately-or-has-he-maintained-a-consistent-level-of-retardation-all-along/610530/136 "2012-01-25T22:20:02Z")

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> [@Lobohan](#):
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> Shodan’s brand of conservatism isn’t about being _childish_. It’s about _cowardice_. Like how Shodan and SA are unable to face reality and learn when shown factual information.

I find it much more entertaining if I just think of those two as some kind of performance art. Because nobody’s really that stupid, right?

Right?

Please…

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-shodan-more-retarded-lately-or-has-he-maintained-a-consistent-level-of-retardation-all-along/610530/137 "2012-01-25T22:33:53Z")

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[QUOTE=SenorBeef]  
Removing those deductions from the picture - as if he didn’t make any charitable donations - just means his tax rate goes from 14% to 16%.  
[/QUOTE]  
Again, you are not making any sense. If a system is evil because it causes Romney to pay too low a tax rate, then wouldn’t the factors that reduce tax rates be evil? Charitable deductions reduce the tax rate.

The OP claimed that anyone who did not oppose the current system - including charitable deductions, and capital gains tax - was unfit to be President. You agreed. Therefore, you oppose the current system, including charitable deductions and capital gains tax.

_That’s_ why it is so clear you simply oppose everything Romney does - because you contradict yourself in doing so, and blame it on others.

_:shrugs:_

This is like trying to explain table manners to a chimpanzee. I shouldn’t expect it to do much good.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-shodan-more-retarded-lately-or-has-he-maintained-a-consistent-level-of-retardation-all-along/610530/138 "2012-01-25T22:41:57Z")

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> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> I’ve never met anyone who self identifies as a republican who supports the idea of an increased tax load on the top bracket.

[Yes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14693007&postcount=7), you have:

> [@Martin Hyde](#):
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> First I think my conservative credentials are essentially beyond question, as is my opposition to things such as massive income redistribution and “soaking the rich.”
> 
> The article is actually a good one, and much more nuanced than the OP.
> 
> The article is actually saying “raising effective taxes on the rich is necessary.” I agree with that, by the way. I’m opposed to stupidly high top marginal rates, for most of my life the top marginal rate has averaged around 70% (was over 90% when I was born.) At 35% it’s at the lowest sustained level it has been in my lifetime. It was actually lower at the end of Reagan’s term (28%) but that was only for two years, in the early 90s it was 31% for 3 years and then up to 39% until Bush was elected. So the last 8 years where it has been at 35% is the longest period in the history of my life at least where the top marginal income rate has been under 40%.
> 
> But increasingly the top marginal rate has essentially come to be meaningless. It’s a way to essentially tax successful lawyers, doctors, and other professionals who earn large incomes from salary and wages, but for taxing the truly wealthy it’s almost irrelevant. The truly wealthy just don’t make most of their money from what the IRS considers “earned income” and because of that their income is taxed under a different taxation scheme.
> 
> We need the top AGI individuals in America to be paying much more than 15%, probably more like 35%. I don’t think we need to tax them at 50% or 70%, I think we’ve tried that before and it isn’t the cure-all that liberals believe it to be. The fact that at random intervals in our past we had a very strong economy but a very high tax rate are essentially irrelevant, the strong economy of the 1950s was more based on a very unique historical situation in which we had a massive manufacturing base and the rest of the world had been blown to bits and we were thus in the enviable position of being the world’s manufacturer.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-shodan-more-retarded-lately-or-has-he-maintained-a-consistent-level-of-retardation-all-along/610530/139 "2012-01-25T22:45:52Z")

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Does Martin Hyde self identify as a republican? For some reason I didn’t think he was even from the US.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-shodan-more-retarded-lately-or-has-he-maintained-a-consistent-level-of-retardation-all-along/610530/140 "2012-01-25T22:46:56Z")

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> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> Does Martin Hyde self identify as a republican? For some reason I didn’t think he was even from the US.

Do bears shit in the Virginian woods? 😉

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