# Is Sidney Powell insane?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-sidney-powell-insane/926169>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [November 22, 2020, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-sidney-powell-insane/926169 "2020-11-22T04:25:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2020, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-sidney-powell-insane/926169/241 "2020-12-22T04:57:45Z")

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I for one welcome our Canucks overlords, ey. I will learn to drink Labatt.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2020, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-sidney-powell-insane/926169/242 "2020-12-22T06:25:34Z")

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No. “Labatt” used to be a Canadian beer. It is now part of the Anheuser Busch Interbrew Miller God awful international monstrosity that sells bubbly piss.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2020, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-sidney-powell-insane/926169/243 "2020-12-22T06:28:31Z")

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And Molson was bought by Coors and is headquartered in Chicago. More bubbly piss.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2020, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-sidney-powell-insane/926169/244 "2020-12-22T11:44:54Z")

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ISTM that to within a rounding error, all beer on Earth is made by a subsidiary of either InBev, Coors, or Heineken.

The minor brewers vastly outnumber them in number of brands, but collectively are a mere pimple on the elephant of the Big 3’s production.

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2020, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-sidney-powell-insane/926169/245 "2020-12-22T15:11:33Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> No. “Labatt” used to be a Canadian beer. It is now part of the Anheuser Busch Interbrew Miller God awful international monstrosity that sells bubbly piss.

Labatt’s was never good beer. It always sucked. So does Molson Canadian.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2020, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-sidney-powell-insane/926169/246 "2020-12-22T15:14:33Z")

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> No! Stay there and fix your crap!

Hey, that’s the same thing that _we_ say to people who leave their country and seek asylum in ours.

You are coming along nicely.

> [@eschereal](#):
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> It would seem that if Canada were to seek to Conquer the US, they would meet some resistance, but most likely a significant amount of support as well.

Yeah, we could get some things fixed. Go ahead and invade us, we will surrender, and as part of the conditions of surrender, you\* will re-write out constitution.

It’s what we have done to any number of other countries.

\*you being Canada, of course.

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**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2020, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-sidney-powell-insane/926169/247 "2020-12-22T15:21:40Z")

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I’m here for the coming Canadian invasion and our quick capitulation. Give me some of that sweet occupied-state-paid health care.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2020, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-sidney-powell-insane/926169/248 "2020-12-22T15:47:11Z")

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> [@Red\_Wiggler](#):
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> Give me some of that sweet occupied-state-paid health care.

…and enough poutine to ensure that I’ll need some good healthcare!

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2020, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-sidney-powell-insane/926169/249 "2020-12-22T15:50:43Z")

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Nah, we should get more than just one serving.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2020, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-sidney-powell-insane/926169/250 "2020-12-22T15:58:48Z")

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I, for one, welcome our new moose-riding Overlords.

Did you bring Timbits?

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2020, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-sidney-powell-insane/926169/251 "2020-12-22T16:49:46Z")

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I too welcome the Canadian takeover.

The RCMP has _brown_ jackboots. So much kinder, gentler, and all around _nicer_ than the black ones our goons have. 😉  
[https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=RCMP+dress+uniform](https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=RCMP+dress+uniform)

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2020, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-sidney-powell-insane/926169/252 "2020-12-22T21:34:39Z")

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Just be ready to apologize.

Actually Labatt Classic was ok.

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**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-sidney-powell-insane/926169/253 "2020-12-23T02:43:33Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> Just be ready to apologize.

Invading Canadian: Pardon our invasion  
Candianized American: Oh, no, pardon us for blocking your invasion.

Way back in the dark ages of the internet (the 90s), occasionally a Canadian would threaten (politely, of course) to reenact certain actions that took place in the District of Columbia during the War of 1812. I sometimes responded that we’d built the perfect defense against that without even realizing it. You see, whenever a Canadian ~~strikeforce~~ reenactment troupe from Medicine Hat or Moose Jaw or wherever gets within about 100 miles of DC, someone in the group will say “before we burn anything, lets first go to the Air and Space Museum.” At that point the expedition would be lost.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-sidney-powell-insane/926169/254 "2020-12-23T04:34:57Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> Hey, that’s the same thing that _we_ say to people who leave their country and seek asylum in ours.
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> You are coming along nicely.

The difference is, the crap in some third world shithole can’t screw up the rest of the world. US crap can and does do that. This is particularly true of Canada, where we’re stuck on the same goddamn continent as you.

Congratulations, we’ve finally found out what America is actually the best at!

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-sidney-powell-insane/926169/255 "2020-12-23T06:55:12Z")

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If they were to coördinate a strategic pincer movement of taco trucks flooding across the southern border (in alliance with Mexico), we would be helpless. The conquest of the USA would be over in less than a week.

Americans have a certain loneliness when it comes to war. Since 1814, US territory has been invaded by hostile belligerents exactly once, and how did we react? We set up [Pancho Villa State Park](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Village_of_Columbus_and_Camp_Furlong#Historic_district) to honor the invaders and their leader.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-sidney-powell-insane/926169/256 "2020-12-23T07:12:41Z")

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Okay, then I’ll skip the beer and take up curling.

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-sidney-powell-insane/926169/257 "2020-12-23T07:26:39Z")

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Just one? I would have said two.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-sidney-powell-insane/926169/258 "2020-12-23T07:41:27Z")

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You can’t have curling without beer. Traditionally, the winning team of the game buys a round for the losing team.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-sidney-powell-insane/926169/259 "2020-12-23T07:52:03Z")

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Untrue! You can have curling with Rye and Seven.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-sidney-powell-insane/926169/260 "2020-12-23T14:51:43Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Rye and Seven

Rye and Seven? I knew there was a reason I hated curlers.

Rye and ginger. This is the way.

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