# Is "The Bonfire of the Vanities" the most miscast movie ever?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** movies\
**Created:** [September 27, 2022, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-the-bonfire-of-the-vanities-the-most-miscast-movie-ever/972333 "2022-09-27T18:01:17Z")\
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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> She did appear as herself a couple of times (I think the only one I saw her in was **The Sound of Music** )

Fun fact: she also voiced the singing cartoon geese during the chalk drawing segment of **Mary Poppins**.

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**Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-the-bonfire-of-the-vanities-the-most-miscast-movie-ever/972333/42 "2022-10-07T20:02:08Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> > > Tom Cruise as “Jack Reacher” is my personal worst.
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> > This is my vote too. One of the defining characteristics of the Reacher character is his imposing size. -
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> Cruise should have been Reacher, Jr. The elder Reacher either dead or out of the picture.

And he’s in high school and throws a party at his house while his parents are away. Maybe with a hooker. And a killer pimp named Guido. Throw in some theft and driving Jack Reacher Sr.'s Porsche into a river. I think that could be a hit.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-the-bonfire-of-the-vanities-the-most-miscast-movie-ever/972333/43 "2022-10-07T20:04:55Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> She also hosted a kids’ TV show in Seattle for awhile.

Oh! She was the lady from Boomerang! I watched that as a kid. 😃

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**Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-the-bonfire-of-the-vanities-the-most-miscast-movie-ever/972333/44 "2022-10-07T20:12:37Z")

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Not worst miscast, but _Out To Sea_ (1997) with Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon. The script was obviously written for an older person who is teaching a younger person the ropes. Instead we got one of the greatest comedy teams working against the script.

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**Post date:** [October 8, 2022, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-the-bonfire-of-the-vanities-the-most-miscast-movie-ever/972333/45 "2022-10-08T00:16:43Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> Oh! She was the lady from Boomerang! I watched that as a kid. 😃

I grew up in the northwest; I was aware of _Boomerang_ but don’t know if I ever watched a full episode. And at some point as an adult I heard of Marni Nixon as the singer behind some classic movie musicals. It was only about ten years ago I found out they were one and the same.

I wonder if there’s a story in how she went from backing Audrey Hepburn to local kids’ TV.

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**Post date:** [October 8, 2022, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-the-bonfire-of-the-vanities-the-most-miscast-movie-ever/972333/46 "2022-10-08T02:31:02Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Tom Cruise as “Jack Reacher” is my personal worst.

If you haven’t checked out the Amazon Prime series _Reacher_ do so. They got the casting exactly right.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2022, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-the-bonfire-of-the-vanities-the-most-miscast-movie-ever/972333/47 "2022-10-08T02:35:51Z")

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I know-I love it.

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