**Polycarp’s **favorite analogy to explain Biblical contradictions (with me, at least: see this trainwreck) is of the Bible and literature. Since they are both written by fallible men, errors are inevitable, yet these errors ought not detract from any truth or beauty contained in the work as a whole. But **Poly’s **analogy is just a little more accurate than he lets on, because Biblical truth and literary truth share one more component than **Poly **will allow: both are based on fundamentally false premises. Superman doesn’t exist, never has, and so when we retrofit the contradictory texts so that they align, we understand that we are making sense of a narrative that is at its core based on a pure wish-fulfillment fantasy. Wouldn’t it be great if you had a guy who appeared to be human on the surface but who could actually fly, and bend steel with his bare hands, and see though ladies’ dresses? Wow, what a concept.
**Poly **prefers to reject his own analogy as the simplest, most elegant explanation of religious thinking: it is based on a wish-fulfillment fantasy (that God exists) that various flawed humans have tried to codify over the past few millennia, and their contradictions over time are flawed, not just because they contradict each other, or contradict logic, but because they have all been composed in an attempt to rationalize a concept that is essentially irrational and untrue. The problem isn’t so much that Superman would break any sidewalk he flew straight up off of, or that a humanoid body is poorly designed for flight, but that Superman is an imaginary character.
It would be a wonder if there were NOT logical contradictions contained within a fantasy-based premise, so such problems as the nature of the Trinity fit perfectly with the understanding that all of religious thought is fundamentally misconceived. What I find comical is the attempt to turn this crippling evidence in favor of atheism into a kind of Bizarro-proof of the validity of religion. “Hmmm, you seem to have me caught dead to rights there, I can’t make ANY logical rational sense of this whole Trinity A=not-A thingie I’ve committed to as the gospel truth, so let me say this: Logic doesn’t count with God! It’s supposed to be a contradiction, yeah, that’s the ticket, it’s a mystery, deliberately planted by God, like the dinosaur bones, to make you wonder at his incomprehensible wonderfulness. The less logical I am, the more right I am! My Bible is my cite! Black is white, day is night, Jesus is both man and God and dessert topping AND a floor-wax!” This type of thinking is, while amusing, more than a little pathetic, the complete abandonment of rational thought while insisting on some sacred right to be above mockery and ridicule.
All you need do to understand how predictable this defense is would be to imagine that DC Comics instead of providing entertainment were in the business of selling the Superman myth as the single most important truth to understand about the universe. In response to “Uh, you guys DO get it that your story doesn’t actually make a whole of sense, don’t you?”, we would get the whole “Logic doesn’t apply to Superman” thing instead of what we do get, which is “Hey, we’re just trying to make a living here, peddling this wish-fulfillment nonsense as plausible. Give us a break, wouldja?” which no one can really argue with.