The scene: A dinner party.
Richard (A bear): (Eats) I say, this is really rather good - what did you put in it?
Simon (A bear): Humans
Richard : Humans eh? Well, it’s fantastic! My compliments to your good lady wife.
(Richard eats some more)
Richard : (Sudden realisation) Not The Humans is it?; oh Simon, don’t tell me that you’ve…
Simon : Yes, of course ’The’ Humans; you can’t afford to be half-hearted with this self-sufficiency lifestyle
Richard : But I know, it’s just that I thought…
Simon : The cubs were devastated, naturally, they wanted to keep it, well, keep both of them as pets - they had grown quite attached, even thought up proper little names for them and all
Richard : The poor dears!
Simon : But I told them; there was never any question of keeping them; they were destined for the table from day one
Richard : Yes, but your own Humans, how could you?
Simon : Look Richard, the way I see it, eating is what Humans are meant for - there’s no point getting all sentimental about it; start down that road and before long, you’ll be feeling sorry for the salmon too, then all you’ll be eating is nuts and berries;
Richard : (Brightening) Anyway, it’s jolly tasty! - Is there any more?
Simon : Sure, loads, help yourself
Richard : Don’t mind if I do…