Oh, you want to be absolved? That requires a sacrifice of chocolate or Scotch.
Rats, all I have is a mudslide. sip
Or?
That cuts my Christmas list in half!
Yeah, a fifth of Glenfiddich per warning should do the trick. 
Doctors warn not to cut back on your alcohol consumption so abruptly.
Regards,
Shodan
No thanks. I’ve seen how you guys moderate when you’ve been drinking.
Oh, you can try mudslides, as well. For that matter, I am susceptible to mojitos.
Geez, inflation. Three Hail Mary’s used to do the trick. You are going to have to PM with a shipping address and a some brand recommendations. Nothing is easy these days. Can’t promise I can get it done before Christmas.
And now we have Colibri wanting Glenfiddich. When I lived in Chicago there was a saying, “if you pay to get on the bus you don’t have to pay to get off.” I guess that’s no longer true. Where do I sent it?
Lynn, Colibri,
Christmas is getting close. Shipping is getting tight. I need some specific info.
Colibri, the Glenfiddich is sitting here waiting for shipping instructions. Don’t make me drink it. I wouldn’t want to send you an empty bottle.
Lynn, you have to send a specific request and shipping instructions. Again, I can’t let chocolate or scotch sit around. I don’t want to send empty containers.
It’s a week before Christmas, I need absolution. I’m in a panic.
Amazon has gift certificates available, and so does Godiva. I don’t know of any online liquor stores that have gift certificates.
If you truly are repentant, then eat a pound of bad fruitcake, and that will probably make you sorry enough. And it’s very easy to find bad fruitcake, unfortunately.
Former military or active duty?
Lynn,
Warnings are one thing. Asking someone to commit suicide is going over the line. Is that allowed on this board?
Are you calling yourself a bad fruitcake?