# Is there a Doper in every state?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-doper-in-every-state/700316>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 3, 2014, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-doper-in-every-state/700316 "2014-10-03T23:05:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-doper-in-every-state/700316/121 "2014-10-09T02:10:03Z")

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> [@Bumbershoot](#):
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> Looks like Delaware is all that’s left on our list. I should have started one of those maps like some people have on the back of their RV, where they color in each state they’ve visited.

Good job.  
I did this topic once (which is linked above somewhere)…another one I did long ago, but that may make for a good, UPDATED version would be “Let’s See If We Have A Doper Born For Every Day of the Year”.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-doper-in-every-state/700316/122 "2014-10-09T02:22:53Z")

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> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#):
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> Good job.  
> I did this topic once (which is linked above somewhere)…another one I did long ago, but that may make for a good, UPDATED version would be “Let’s See If We Have A Doper Born For Every Day of the Year”.

I’ll start. 6/27. 😃

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**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-doper-in-every-state/700316/123 "2014-10-09T02:35:26Z")

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Hey! Start your own thread!

Just kidding- that does sound like a good idea for a thread, though.

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**Author:** ![mage-girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@mage-girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mage-girl)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-doper-in-every-state/700316/124 "2014-10-09T02:51:02Z")

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> [@LH75](#):
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> I live in Omaha, Nebraska…

THERE you are! I knew there was more than one of us. 🙂

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-doper-in-every-state/700316/125 "2014-10-09T13:23:11Z")

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I live in Washington, DC. If you want to include disenfranchised Americans.

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**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-doper-in-every-state/700316/126 "2014-10-09T14:00:42Z")

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> [@madmonk28](#):
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> I live in Washington, DC. If you want to include disenfranchised Americans.

Yes we do! I should have included DC from the outset.

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**Author:** ![tapu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@tapu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapu)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-doper-in-every-state/700316/127 "2014-10-09T14:30:01Z")

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I’m mad that the other guy fighting ignorance in Maine got here first.

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**Author:** ![Macca26](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/13edae/32.png) [@Macca26](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Macca26)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-doper-in-every-state/700316/128 "2014-10-09T14:35:56Z")

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Yeah I was about to say, Delaware was where I grew up too, surely that counts for something. Frankly, you don’t have to move very far to end up moving out of state when concerning Delaware…the whole thing’s only a 2 hour drive longways and 30 minutes shortways!

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-doper-in-every-state/700316/129 "2014-10-10T14:03:27Z")

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> [@TheFox](#):
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> Greetings from North Dakota. Wildrose to be exact.

Heck, I know that neck of the woods. I’ve been to Ray a few times before.

Tripler  
And Carrington, and Pettibone, and Bismarck/Mandan, and others. . .

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**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-doper-in-every-state/700316/130 "2014-10-10T17:09:50Z")

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Arkansas again, late to the party.

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-doper-in-every-state/700316/131 "2014-10-10T23:42:08Z")

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Still no one that actually lives in Delaware? That is starting to confirm my suspicions.

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-doper-in-every-state/700316/132 "2014-10-11T00:38:45Z")

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Back in 1999, we had a one-post thread asking for other [Delaware Dopers](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=16554).

Apparently we’ve actually questioned [why Delaware exists](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=569594), and concluded that [it doesn’t](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=35621). There was a call for [DelaWare](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=103877) check-ins.

We once checked if people had [ever stepped on Delaware](Have you ever stepped on Delaware?).

We even had an “[Ask the Guy Who Claims to be from Delaware](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=413773)” thread.

In the second thread, **andygirl** said lived in Delaware, but hasn’t been active since April.  
There are references to Dopers **Tranq** , **hedra** , and **epeepunk** as living there.

Then I got tired of searching.

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**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-doper-in-every-state/700316/133 "2014-10-11T01:12:51Z")

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From her profile, **andygirl** ’s location is now listed as Massachusetts. And as **Digital** said, she hasn’t been active since April. I found two Dopers who list their location as Delaware- **Mallory** and **dubs** - and who have been active in the last month, but **Mallory** has no contact info and **dubs** hasn’t replied to my PM (or been active since Sept. 30).

I sent a Friend request to **Mallory** in the hope that I could include a message, but that wasn’t an option. She’s probably wondering why this Bumbershoot guy wants to be her friend.

**Mongo Ponton** ’s location is listed as Delaware; his/her last activity was in January of this year. A PM has been sent.

I’m pretty sure Delaware really exists- I’ve even been there, or somewhere that claims to be Delaware. And why would any place claim to be Delaware if it wasn’t?

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-doper-in-every-state/700316/134 "2014-10-11T02:33:44Z")

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> [@Bumbershoot](#):
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> From her profile, **andygirl** ’s location is now listed as Massachusetts. And as **Digital** said, she hasn’t been active since April. I found two Dopers who list their location as Delaware- **Mallory** and **dubs** - and who have been active in the last month, but **Mallory** has no contact info and **dubs** hasn’t replied to my PM (or been active since Sept. 30).
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> I sent a Friend request to **Mallory** in the hope that I could include a message, but that wasn’t an option. She’s probably wondering why this Bumbershoot guy wants to be her friend.
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> **Mongo Ponton** ’s location is listed as Delaware; his/her last activity was in January of this year. A PM has been sent.
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> I’m pretty sure Delaware really exists- I’ve even been there, or somewhere that claims to be Delaware. And why would any place claim to be Delaware if it wasn’t?

I love it! The Search for Missing Delaware! Web series.

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-doper-in-every-state/700316/135 "2014-10-11T03:11:04Z")

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> [@Zeldar](#):
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> I love it! The Search for Missing Delaware! Web series.

I was actually thinking of you, **Zeldar** the Historian, as I was searching through some past history for clues.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-doper-in-every-state/700316/136 "2014-10-11T03:19:03Z")

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> [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](#):
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> I was actually thinking of you, **Zeldar** the Historian, as I was searching through some past history for clues.

It’s a big mystery to me, too. That old thread about Southern Dopers standing up and being counted turned out to be dead end for me just lately. I quit looking. Maybe we could ask Biden. Bet he’d lie too. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-doper-in-every-state/700316/137 "2014-10-11T03:52:38Z")

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> [@Bumbershoot](#):
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> I’m pretty sure Delaware really exists- I’ve even been there, or somewhere that claims to be Delaware. And why would any place claim to be Delaware if it wasn’t?

I’ll vouch for you there. But then again you’re from New Mexico. Isn’t that a suburb of El Paso? 😃

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-doper-in-every-state/700316/138 "2014-10-11T04:12:20Z")

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> [@Bullitt](#):
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> But then again you’re from New Mexico. Isn’t that a suburb of El Paso? 😃

Durango.

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**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-doper-in-every-state/700316/139 "2014-10-11T04:17:28Z")

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Oh yeah?!? Well, if I could come up with a witty retort I’d post it _right here!_

…but I got nuthin

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-doper-in-every-state/700316/140 "2014-10-11T05:19:04Z")

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(singing)  
Oh I got plenty of nothing,  
and nothing’s plenty for me

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