# Is there a monster at the end of this thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 18, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-monster-at-the-end-of-this-thread/155793 "2003-02-18T03:21:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-monster-at-the-end-of-this-thread/155793/81 "2003-02-21T06:00:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bippy the Beardless \* > But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token, > And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, > **Monstre**?, This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, > “ **Monstre**!” Merely this, and nothing more. Lenore? Is that you? ---
**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-monster-at-the-end-of-this-thread/155793/82 "2003-02-22T14:24:24Z")
Amazingly enough, my middle name is Lenore. ---
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-monster-at-the-end-of-this-thread/155793/83 "2003-02-22T15:41:54Z")
There is indeed a monster at the end of this thread. He’s a TC90 SuperUnique Demon Imp named Pus Dave the Slightly Weird. I’ve been making 15 Pus Dave runs per day in hopes of him dropping the Snot Ball unique tissue holder belt. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-monster-at-the-end-of-this-thread/155793/84 "2003-02-22T19:58:57Z")
Oh, my god-I got that from a Mickey D’s Happy Meal and it was my all time favorite! My mom and I used to read it every night. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-monster-at-the-end-of-this-thread/155793/85 "2003-02-25T00:58:32Z")
“I don’t believe in Monsters, there’s no such thing.” “Hey why are y’all looking at me as if I’m about to be eaten by a giant creature” _crack, chomp, chomp, burp!_ - Bippy exits this thread as an appertizer \* – I believe in **Monstre** s and [B[monster\*\*s just not Monsters ---
**Author:** ![bong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9bcb4/32.png) [@bong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bong)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-monster-at-the-end-of-this-thread/155793/86 "2003-02-25T02:16:21Z")
No. There is a Bong at the end of this thread Muhahahah! ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-monster-at-the-end-of-this-thread/155793/87 "2003-02-25T06:21:49Z")
_squirting ketchup in **Bippy** ’s general direction_ ---
**Author:** ![CasperQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@CasperQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CasperQ)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-monster-at-the-end-of-this-thread/155793/88 "2003-02-25T06:29:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cougarfang \* > \*\*_ **AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!** _ > > _Cougarfang keels over dead in a heart attack_ > > [sub]I shoulda known better than to trust you guys…[/sub] \*\* And of COURSE I had to see what that was… I was thinking of heading for bed… but NOPE. OH MY GOSH GOLLY CRIMINY… [sub]peppers **NDP** with whatever dishes might be handy - oh, heck, there’s a blunt object, too… [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-monster-at-the-end-of-this-thread/155793/89 "2003-02-25T07:22:40Z")
> [@](#): > > AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! > > _Cougarfang keels over dead in a heart attack_ > > ## I shoulda known better than to trust you guys… > > And of COURSE I had to see what that was… > I was thinking of heading for bed… > but NOPE. > > OH MY GOSH GOLLY CRIMINY… > > peppers NDP with whatever dishes might be handy - oh, heck, there’s a blunt object, too… Gee, ain’t I stinker. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-monster-at-the-end-of-this-thread/155793/90 "2010-04-24T01:12:17Z")
The monster at the end of this thread…is a ZOMBIE!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-monster-at-the-end-of-this-thread/155793.md?page=4)