# Is there a name for I.P. Freely type puns?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 17, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-name-for-i-p-freely-type-puns/433922 "2008-01-17T20:02:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\
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As a kid in the 70’s I remember ordering Dynomite magazine from school (for kids too old for WOW and too young for Bananas), and they someitmes had a bunch of these, some clever, some not, some downright odd (Esther A. Dotorindahouse)- do these have a name? And are there compiliations of them online anywhere?

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**Author:** ![Sprockets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sprockets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sprockets)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-name-for-i-p-freely-type-puns/433922/2 "2008-01-17T20:51:34Z")

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“Danger on the Cliffs” by Eileen Dover

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“Spontaneous Combustion” by Lynn C. Doyle

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_The Death of Rasputin_ by Felix Kutchakokoff

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Wikipedia refers to them as [Gag names](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gag_name).

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I don’t know if there’s a name for them, but it always amazes me how many of these people have gone to work for _Car Talk_.

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**Author:** ![Neur0mancer\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/46a35a/32.png) [@Neur0mancer\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neur0mancer_1)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-name-for-i-p-freely-type-puns/433922/7 "2008-01-17T21:59:36Z")

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“Hawaiian Rape” by Kamana Wanalaiu

“10 Miles To The Outhouse” by Willie Makit (Illustrated by Betty Dont)

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
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Nitpick: [Dynamite](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dynamite_%28magazine%29). I used to love that magazine.

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[QUOTE=Neur0mancer.]  
“Hawaiian Rape” by Kamana Wanalaiu  
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That’s more “wanna lie you.” Wanaleiu is closer.

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**Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-name-for-i-p-freely-type-puns/433922/10 "2008-01-17T22:11:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Otto]  
Nitpick: [Dynamite](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dynamite_%28magazine%29). I used to love that magazine.  
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Thanks- I must have had Good Times on the brain. And thanks for the Wikipedia link! I used to have the first issue- I wonder what that would be worth now in mint condition? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
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Anal Sex for Dummies by Ben Dover and C. Howett Fields.

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**Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-name-for-i-p-freely-type-puns/433922/12 "2008-01-17T22:19:52Z")

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[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]  
Anal Sex for Dummies by Ben Dover and C. Howett Fields.  
[/QUOTE]

**Annie** you knock me out. 😃😃😃

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[QUOTE=Sprockets]  
“Danger on the Cliffs” by Eileen Dover  
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And the unauthorized sequel, “Danger on the Chinese Cliffs” by her sister Irene.

The one that got my mouth washed out with soap (and to continue the China theme): “Overpopulation in China” by Wi Fukum Yung.

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_A History of Homosexuality in Ireland_, by Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.

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[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]  
Anal Sex for Dummies by Ben Dover and C. Howett Fields.  
[/QUOTE]  
I could have sworn that Phil McAvity was the second author.

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[QUOTE=robardin]  
_A History of Homosexuality in Ireland_, by Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.  
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That reminds me of one of my favorite jokes.

An Irishman and a Scotsman are walking in a field. They see a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. The Scotsman walks over and has his way with it.

He returns to the Irishman. “Would ye like summa that?” he asks.

“Don’t know,” says the Irishman. “Would I hev ta put me head through the fence?”

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[QUOTE=Robot Arm]  
I don’t know if there’s a name for them, but it always amazes me how many of these people have gone to work for _Car Talk_.  
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😃

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[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]  
Anal Sex for Dummies by Ben Dover and C. Howett Fields.  
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Notably also the authors of this question that Cecil answered: [http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1\_286a.html](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_286a.html)

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I have an old National Lampoon magazine at home, it’s from the 70s too, with entire class lists consisting of these types of names. It was a school Yearbook parody kind of thing. I found it a few years back after moving some stuff in the basement. Those guys were fun-nnny back then.

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I New York City I saw a car with a very professsionally done logo on the door that said “Dewey, Cheetham & Howe - Attorneys at Law”

I think that was originally used by the Three Stooges.

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