# Is there a new Queen of Skankified Sluttiness? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 16, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735 "2003-10-16T04:37:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mr.Evil\_Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Mr.Evil\_Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Evil_Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/1 "2003-10-16T04:37:49Z")
Courtney Love has held the crown for over a decade, and has held off a number of contenders including Foxy Brown and Lil’ Kim. But now it seems her place at the top may be threatened by one at least one of the following: Pink. She got a late start, but rapidly picked up ground with her appearence in the **Lady Marmalarde** video, and has gotten skankier by the minute. Granted, her descent into skankhood hasn’t been as rapid or as deep as some of the other contenders, but she nonetheless merits serious consideration. Christina Aguillera. Like Pink, her appearence in the **Lady Marmalarde** video catapulted her to the front of the pack, and he actions since then have done nothing to keep her from the front of the pack. The Hilton Sisters. Paris and Nicky have come from out of nowhere and appear to have taken the lead from Christina and are nipping not just at Courntey’s heels, but are ferociously biting her calves and moving on up to the thighs. They appear to have it all; limitless wealth, the willingness and desire to fuck anything with a penis, and a level of vapidness not seen since the Supermodel craze of the early 1990’s. So, my question to you is this: does Courtney Love still reign supreme or are the Hilton Sisters the new co-Queens of Skankified Sluttiness? ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/2 "2003-10-16T04:44:17Z")
AHEM, I resent the fact that this is even a discussion. I am the Queen of Skanified Slutiness. My coronation was last Tuesday. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/3 "2003-10-16T04:47:10Z")
I am definitely NOT the Queen of Spelling or Previewing as you can tell. Just bow to the sluttiness ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/4 "2003-10-16T05:16:33Z")
**luluBahrain** , I respectfully ask for some proof. My place, half an hour from now-- sound good? ---
**Author:** ![karomon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@karomon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/karomon)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/5 "2003-10-16T05:23:31Z")
I can’t really work out how you figgered Courtney Love skankier than Lil’ Kim. What gives, man? I know you _have_ seen the Lady Marmalade video. Did you skip the part where Lil’ Kim was shaking her barely-masked privates agressively, attacking the camera with them, almost? The skank is overpowering. Maybe some moderation with the clown makeup? The plastic surgery? No? Gross. ---
**Author:** ![Fibber\_McGee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a6a055/32.png) [@Fibber\_McGee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fibber_McGee)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/6 "2003-10-16T05:25:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by luluBahrain \* > \*\*AHEM, I resent the fact that this is even a discussion. I am the Queen of Skanified Slutiness. My coronation was last Tuesday. Carry on. \*\* Silly you, we’re talking about that curious condition of intertwined female sexiness and nastiness, not the little known eastern European nation. It’s interesting to know we’re in the presence of royalty though. ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/7 "2003-10-16T05:26:21Z")
I will be right there if you send the Concord up for me. The Queen needs special treatment ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/8 "2003-10-16T05:41:11Z")
She suuuuuuuure does. And quickly. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/9 "2003-10-16T05:44:57Z")
The antibiotics aren’t working? ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/10 "2003-10-16T05:54:10Z")
How dare you disrespect the Queen. I will spread Skank juice on both of you and let the worker skanks devour you. Bwahhaha ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/11 "2003-10-16T05:57:41Z")
“Skank Juice” would make a great name for a ska band. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/12 "2003-10-16T06:04:12Z")
Queen skank… Worker skanks… There are whole _skank colonies_? **FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TELL ME WHERE!** ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Evil\_Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Mr.Evil\_Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Evil_Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/13 "2003-10-16T06:09:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Derleth \* > \*\*There are whole _skank colonies_? > > **FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TELL ME WHERE!** \*\* Go to Panama City, Daytona Beach, Ft. Lauderdale or Cancun during College Spring Break and you’ll have to beat them off with clubs. Or flesh colored telephone poles. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/14 "2003-10-16T06:09:39Z")
Well, if she slimes me, I guess I’ll be a skank colony soon enough, **Derleth**. Remember me, once I’ve been devoured, okay? ---
**Author:** ![Shana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Shana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shana)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/15 "2003-10-16T08:30:37Z")
Um, I don’t want to disrespect our Queen…but may I just say that the Hilton sisters would make wonderful ladies in waiting? Those two are SUPER skanky. Especially that Paris Hilton…eeeek. ---
**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/16 "2003-10-16T12:51:56Z")
Not Pink, say it ain’t so. Comparing her to Lil’ Kim, even indirectly is just… wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/17 "2003-10-16T13:06:17Z")
How does one become Queen of Skankified Sluttiness? Is it an elected position? ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/18 "2003-10-16T13:07:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Evil Breakfast \* > **Paris and Nicky have come from out of nowhere and appear to have taken the lead from Christina and are nipping not just at Courntey’s heels, but are ferociously biting her calves and moving on up to the thighs.** OK, that image made _my_ day… ---
**Author:** ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/19 "2003-10-16T13:19:13Z")
I think Tara Reid is a Wannaskank, myself. Courtney has almost become a Wasaskank-her skankitude has just about faded into Queen Mother of Skank. ---
**Author:** ![In\_Conceivable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@In\_Conceivable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/In_Conceivable)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/20 "2003-10-16T13:24:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Governor Quinn \* > \*\*How does one become Queen of Skankified Sluttiness? Is it an elected position? \*\* I didn’t vote for her. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735.md?page=2)