# Is there a new Queen of Skankified Sluttiness? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 16, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735 "2003-10-16T04:37:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/21 "2003-10-16T13:25:51Z")
Christina is _way_ skankier than Pink. Put it this way: I’ve never seen a picture of Pink’s flaps hanging out of her undies. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/22 "2003-10-16T13:44:00Z")
You don’t _vote_ for Queen. I agree with the others that Pink isn’t even in the running. ---
**Author:** ![In\_Conceivable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@In\_Conceivable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/In_Conceivable)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/23 "2003-10-16T14:12:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Homebrew \* > \*\*You don’t _vote_ for Queen. > \*\* Well how do you become Queen then? ---
**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/24 "2003-10-16T14:47:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by In Conceivable \* > \*\*Well how do you become Queen then? \*\* Kill the former Queen? By the way who the hell are these Hilton girls? Should I know them from something, or are they just some rich kids who the media started caring about for some reason? ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/25 "2003-10-16T14:50:28Z")
We ( the royal we) became the Queen through secret sknak rituals. These are never to be shared with anyone outside the skank colony. And yes, the skank juice should start working very soon. And Lil Kim is my main lady in waiting. Paris and Nicky are right there with her though. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/26 "2003-10-16T14:51:35Z")
Some moistened bint chucks a scimitar at you. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/27 "2003-10-16T14:55:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shodan \* > \*\*Some moistened bint chucks a scimitar at you. > > Regards, > Shodan \*\* Pray tell, what the heck is a moistened bint? And why is it chucking a scimitar at me? ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/28 "2003-10-16T14:58:31Z")
Stop that, that’s just silly. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![In\_Conceivable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@In\_Conceivable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/In_Conceivable)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/29 "2003-10-16T15:11:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by luluBahrain \* > \*\*Pray tell, what the heck is a moistened bint? And why is it chucking a scimitar at me? \*\* moistened bint = watery tart ---
**Author:** ![ouisey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9fc29f/32.png) [@ouisey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouisey)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/30 "2003-10-16T15:23:35Z")
where the hell is spears in this whole skank equation? I should have thought she’d warrant at least an honorable mention. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/31 "2003-10-16T15:27:13Z")
What Pink done since Lady Marmalade that was skanky? I don’t have MTV2, so I don’t see videos. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/32 "2003-10-16T16:12:57Z")
[Lil Kim](http://www.poster.net/lil-kim/lil-kim-photo-xl-lil-kim-6201401.jpg) [Courtney Love](http://www.dancingmonica.com/imagefile/courtneylove.jpg) [Pink](http://www.showbizireland.com/images/stars/pink-gig02.jpg) [Foxy Brown](http://www.ighetto.com/images/foxy1-final.jpg) I dunno. Lil Kim and Foxy Brown look to be neck and neck in the skanky ho race. Courtney is just slovenly. Nothing out there on Pink comes close to those other three. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/33 "2003-10-16T16:25:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shodan \* > \*\*Some moistened bint chucks a scimitar at you. > > Regards, > Shodan \*\* No, she chucks a _strap-on dildo_! She’s a skank afterall. (Not that there’s anything wrong with it.) ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/34 "2003-10-16T16:35:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by luluBahrain \* > \*\*Pray tell, what the heck is a moistened bint? \*\* Isn’t that the definition of a skank? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DaddyTimesTwo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DaddyTimesTwo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaddyTimesTwo)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/35 "2003-10-16T16:49:21Z")
**luluBahrain** , ever seen a movie called _Monty Pythin and the holy Grai;_? That’ll explain the whole “moistened bint” thing to you. And hats off to you **Shodan** and **Mtgman** for working it in! Christina A certainly has the attitude and the look and the colthes, but Courtney Love just seems _dirty_ in a way that I don’t think Christina can match. The Hilton girls, Paris in particular, no matter how fancy the dress just ooze skankiness. They are the Twin Queens of Skankiness if you ask me. And they are the reason I watch that Celebrity Embarassing Video show on E!. Or is being skanky supposed to be bad? ---
**Author:** ![In\_Conceivable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@In\_Conceivable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/In_Conceivable)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/36 "2003-10-16T17:17:37Z")
**Shodan** and **Mtgman**? What about me? I am the one who set them up to deliver the punch line. Don’t I get any hats? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/37 "2003-10-16T17:17:48Z")
I did see that movie, but I guess the bint bit sailed right over my head. Or maybe I was busy do something slutty while that was said. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/38 "2003-10-16T17:47:45Z")
No, no… [Missy Elliott](http://www.ananova.com/images/entertainment/missyelliott410x277.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/39 "2003-10-16T18:45:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by In Conceivable \* > \*\ ***Shodan** and **Mtgman**? What about me? I am the one who set them up to deliver the punch line. Don’t I get any hats? 🙂 \*\* What about _me_? I was the first to respond to **In Conceivable** ’s set up with my “vote” line. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/40 "2003-10-16T19:01:24Z")
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