# Is there a new Queen of Skankified Sluttiness? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 16, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735 "2003-10-16T04:37:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/41 "2003-10-16T19:03:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Homebrew \* > \*\*What about _me_? I was the first to respond to **In Conceivable** ’s set up with my “vote” line. \*\* … and me? I saw the movie. Certainly some watery tarts could be thrown my way. Or a map to Castle Anthrax. That’ll do nicely. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/42 "2003-10-16T19:08:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jjimm \* > \*\*Christina is _way_ skankier than Pink. > > Put it this way: I’ve never seen a picture of Pink’s flaps hanging out of her undies. \*\* Cite? ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/43 "2003-10-16T19:09:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SkipMagic \* > \*\*… and me? I saw the movie. Certainly some watery tarts could be thrown my way. > > Or a map to Castle Anthrax. That’ll do nicely. \*\* I take it that **auntie em** doesn’t have access to the boards currently. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/44 "2003-10-16T19:12:39Z")
What are you talking about? She’d probably _drive_ me there… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/45 "2003-10-16T20:16:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\*Cite? \*\* I won’t link directly to it, but try the first link in [this](http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off&q=site%3Afortunecity.com+robb%27s+%22christina+aguilera%22+knickers) Google search. Probably NSFW, though not deliberately. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/46 "2003-10-16T20:22:51Z")
Ya gotta wonder about someone who studies celeb photos closely enough to notice something like that. ---
**Author:** ![Velma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/85e7bf/32.png) [@Velma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velma)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/47 "2003-10-16T20:30:08Z")
Pink and Missy are not trashy enough to be serious contenders. Skankiness is different than sexy, or slutty, or even whorishness. It’s , well…_skank_. Christina and Lil’ Kim have got to be the top 2. Christina gets extra points for her skanky hair, Lil Kim for her tops, or lack thereof. The Hilton sisters give off a vibe, but I don’t know if it’s true skank. I think they might discriminate against poor people or something. To be a true skank you can’t discriminate. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/48 "2003-10-16T21:51:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shodan \* > **Some moistened bint chucks a scimitar at you.** You know, that’s no basis for a system of government. ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/49 "2003-10-16T21:56:07Z")
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Evil\_Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Mr.Evil\_Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Evil_Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/50 "2003-10-16T22:57:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ouisey \* > \*\*where the hell is spears in this whole skank equation? I should have thought she’d warrant at least an honorable mention. \*\* As far as I kinow, Spears has never ventured into Skankland. She is however, all over Teaseland, but that is a far cry from skank land. Skankiness implies that woman in question gives off the aura of A) Only semi-regular bathing and cleaning habits which are covered up with dowsings in perfume. B) Less then stellar feminine hygiene, in fact it can be called downright gross. C) The willingness and desire to fuck anything with a dick, at any time and in any place, no matter how embarrassing. D0 Clothing choices which can make trailer trash outfits look like Pierre Carden designed clothes. Given those 4 areas, Spears only qualifies in the clothing catagory, therefore she isn’t even in the Top 20. ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/51 "2003-10-16T22:58:09Z")
Oh, duh, it’s from the part with the dude in the field. Dur de dur dur. I get it now. I must hand over my title because I am so dumb today. ---
**Author:** ![McJohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@McJohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/McJohn)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/52 "2003-10-17T02:07:06Z")
No, no, Your Rapturousness, I think that’s an essential part of the qualifications for the post. ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/53 "2003-10-17T04:32:17Z")
Ohhh, I like that new title even more. Back to full skank mode. Watch out world. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/54 "2003-10-17T05:28:23Z")
Burn her! She turned me into a newt! ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/55 "2003-10-17T05:42:12Z")
No, no you misunderstood. I turned you NUDE. And my loins are burning, thanks for asking. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/56 "2003-10-17T07:52:48Z")
Well, I got better. So is it just the burning sensations, or is there painful discharge as well? ---
**Author:** ![the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f1d935/32.png) [@the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Scarlet_Pimpernel)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/57 "2003-10-17T09:38:59Z")
Some time last year I read an article about the Hilton sisters in a German paper, which I tore out and saved, it was so UNbelievably vacuous and skanky. Course I dont have the article anywhere near me now or Id say what paper and when. But it seems the elder Hilton sister (Paris?) was getting in trouble with the law for bitch-slapping any girl who talked to her boyfriend. She shoved one girl to the ground for trying to shake his hand (the girl was an acquaintance of his). It was the final quote that was the icing on the cake: “My boyfriend thinks every girl is ugly, except for me and Nicky.” ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/58 "2003-10-17T11:12:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jjimm \* > \*\*Christina is _way_ skankier than Pink. > > Put it this way: I’ve never seen a picture of Pink’s flaps hanging out of her undies. \*\* :eek: just :eek: ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/59 "2003-10-17T11:14:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Homebrew \* > \*\*Ya gotta wonder about someone who studies celeb photos closely enough to notice something like that. \*\* I know about it because it was in my wife’s copy of _Heat_ magazine, I’ll have you know. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735/60 "2003-10-17T11:45:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Velma \* > \*\*Pink and Missy are not trashy enough to be serious contenders. Skankiness is different than sexy, or slutty, or even whorishness. It’s , well…_skank_. \*\* But have you noticed the amount of lipstick Missy Elliott wears? Good Lord, she’s Max’s favorite economical factor! Skank, I’m tellin’ ya’. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-new-queen-of-skankified-sluttiness/207735.md?page=4)