# Is there a proper way of saying vagina other than vagina?

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**Created:** [February 23, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-proper-way-of-saying-vagina-other-than-vagina/55539 "2001-02-23T01:00:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-proper-way-of-saying-vagina-other-than-vagina/55539/121 "2012-09-11T10:44:17Z")

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Lower cleavage?

Love crevasse?

Whiskerbiscuit, badly wrapped kebab, tuna town, chocha, cock pocket, whispering eye, tampon tunnel, fanny, ham flap, little man in a boat, the promised land, quivering mound of love pudding, panty hampster, velcro triangle?

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**Author:** ![Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4bbf92/32.png) [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-proper-way-of-saying-vagina-other-than-vagina/55539/122 "2012-09-11T20:54:16Z")

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Skirt steak.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-proper-way-of-saying-vagina-other-than-vagina/55539/123 "2012-09-11T22:16:47Z")

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> [@Barking\_Dog](#):
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> Lower cleavage?
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> Love crevasse?
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> Whiskerbiscuit, badly wrapped kebab, tuna town, chocha, **cock pocket** , whispering eye, tampon tunnel, fanny, ham flap, little man in a boat, the promised land, quivering mound of love pudding, panty hampster, velcro triangle?

I really like “cock pocket”. The commercial jingle writes itself.

There’s also meat curtains.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-proper-way-of-saying-vagina-other-than-vagina/55539/124 "2012-09-12T00:49:32Z")

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> [@LorieSmurf](#):
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> Minge sounds like something old ladies would have.

I think they still do have it. It’s just that no one cares to check.

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-proper-way-of-saying-vagina-other-than-vagina/55539/125 "2012-09-12T03:51:36Z")

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In Yucatan, they say “queso” (cheese).

And, more G-rated, “cosita” (little thing).

(It was funny to see how, 11 years ago, the Homer Simpson “newsletter” quote could be offered as a fresh comment, rather than the stale line it is today.)

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-proper-way-of-saying-vagina-other-than-vagina/55539/126 "2012-09-12T05:03:30Z")

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Some Thai ladies call it their “little sister.”

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