# Is There A Term For This Type Of Sex?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-term-for-this-type-of-sex/193601>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [August 7, 2003, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-term-for-this-type-of-sex/193601 "2003-08-07T15:29:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-term-for-this-type-of-sex/193601/21 "2003-08-08T06:33:13Z")

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My faith in humanity being not wholly beyond redemption is bolstered by the fact that "[“Trepanation intercourse”](http://skepdic.com/trepanation.html) returned no hits.

…But of course, I didn’t check “usenet.” ☹

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**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-term-for-this-type-of-sex/193601/22 "2003-08-08T06:42:25Z")

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belly buttonholing?

buttonfucking?

stomach take?  
Ok, enough of the puns. Taking ‘anal intercourse’ as our most polite and clinical way to refer to butt fucking, then I’m presuming stomal intercourse would be correct. And if not correct, at least unambiguous.

## Peace.

baggin it?

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**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-term-for-this-type-of-sex/193601/23 "2003-08-08T06:47:14Z")

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(I’m a nurse)

Part of the stoma education at our hospital deals with this lesson: Do NOT have sexual intercourse using the stoma. Our hospital stoma educator said this was truly a problem with people with colostomies. If it’s included in the education, then you know people have actually done it and have to be discouraged against it.

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**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-term-for-this-type-of-sex/193601/24 "2003-08-08T06:49:06Z")

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OH, and one of my best friends caught a woman with a tracheostomy giving her boyfriend head while she herself was in the hospital. He was standing on the bed, and she was going to town on him. She tells this story often, and laughs as I run away screaming with my hands over my ears…

::shudder::

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-term-for-this-type-of-sex/193601/25 "2003-08-08T06:50:26Z")

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Perhaps some teeth need to be installed around the opening of the stoma.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-term-for-this-type-of-sex/193601/26 "2003-08-08T22:23:38Z")

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**Snooooopy** , maybe they could borrow them from a really large tumor.

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**Author:** ![dougs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@dougs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougs)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-term-for-this-type-of-sex/193601/27 "2003-08-08T22:42:33Z")

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[http://www.cdha.nshealth.ca/patientinformation/nshealthnet/0418.pdf](http://www.cdha.nshealth.ca/patientinformation/nshealthnet/0418.pdf)

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-term-for-this-type-of-sex/193601/28 "2003-08-09T00:06:27Z")

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The most pitiful patient I ever cared for had a total pelvic exenteration. The skin became infected afterwards and sloughed off. YOu could see the entire contents of her abdomen. It was revolting. Mercifully, she died.

I would not do this to my worst enemy.

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-term-for-this-type-of-sex/193601/29 "2003-08-09T00:11:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by moriah \*  
> \*\*  
> baggin it? \*\*

I certainly hope anyone engaging in this practice would bag it.

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**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-term-for-this-type-of-sex/193601/30 "2003-08-09T03:15:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dougs \*  
> \*\*[http://www.cdha.nshealth.ca/patientinformation/nshealthnet/0418.pdf](http://www.cdha.nshealth.ca/patientinformation/nshealthnet/0418.pdf) \*\*

I knew I didn’t want to click that link.

Alas, I clicked.

Man, I would _not_ wish that on _ **anyone** _.

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**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-term-for-this-type-of-sex/193601/31 "2003-08-09T03:53:06Z")

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And my thread was closed for linking to a picture of 2 breasts? Honest to God, I just dont get it. This is completely revolting!

Oh well, enjoy your thread…

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**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-term-for-this-type-of-sex/193601/32 "2003-08-09T04:11:08Z")

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Stomosexual sex? 😃

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**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-term-for-this-type-of-sex/193601/33 "2003-08-09T05:42:16Z")

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I think this is actually really sad. Eg with gay men who have to have anal closure - of course many will consider trying something like this.

People don’t have colostomies unless they have suffered serious illness. We’re really talking about disabled people trying to find a way to have intercourse, not kinky freaks.

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**Author:** ![BrianS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c6cbf5/32.png) [@BrianS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrianS)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-term-for-this-type-of-sex/193601/34 "2003-08-09T06:52:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zeldar \*  
> \*\*Gutfucking? \*\*

_SNORK_

[http://members.cox.net/bsteggeman/smilies/lol.gif](http://members.cox.net/bsteggeman/smilies/lol.gif)

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-term-for-this-type-of-sex/193601/35 "2003-08-09T11:19:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by booka \*  
> \*\*It appears that stoma fucking is disgusting, deviant, and gross.
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> But mouth and butt fucking? Well, now, them’s OK.
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> Makes perfect sense. \*\*

Yeah, but those openings were created by Nature, not a surgeon in response to something horrible. 😉

Stomaphelia? Osotomyphelia?

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**Author:** ![rsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@rsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsa)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-term-for-this-type-of-sex/193601/36 "2003-08-09T16:12:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by istara \*  
> I think this is actually really sad. Eg with gay men who have to have anal closure - of course many will consider trying something like this.

Serious question here. I wonder why if they can create a new vagina for women to allow them to have sex, why could not a gay man have a new rectum created for sexual purposes?

Is there a medical reason, or is it insurance companies covering one and not the other?

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**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-term-for-this-type-of-sex/193601/37 "2003-08-09T19:43:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jjimm \*  
> \*\*Damn, I ruined my own joke.
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> I meant to say “holy fucking shit”. \*\*

Don’t you mean “_holey_ fucking shit”?

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