# Is there a way to make speech on my computer that sound like Stephen Hawking's?

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [December 17, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-way-to-make-speech-on-my-computer-that-sound-like-stephen-hawkings/219575 "2003-12-17T18:27:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-way-to-make-speech-on-my-computer-that-sound-like-stephen-hawkings/219575/21 "2003-12-18T01:38:37Z")

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It aint Mange-eh-tout!? Heh.

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**Author:** ![CookingWithGas](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cookingwithgas/32/485_2.png) [@CookingWithGas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CookingWithGas)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-way-to-make-speech-on-my-computer-that-sound-like-stephen-hawkings/219575/22 "2003-12-18T01:54:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Stan Doubt \*  
> \*\*Amazing!
> 
> I just signed on to ask how to record the output from a voice synthesiser program. I’d like to use talkany to record some narration for a video.
> 
> I can probably handle the output as .wav or .wma files and I have two fairly new computers.
> 
> On another topic, someone suggested it may be possible to re-route the output from the sound card back into the soundcard, which sounded pretty sketchy to me, but I haven’t tried it yet.
> 
> Suggestions? \*\*

Hijack.

Not sketchy at all.

If you have XP:

Start the voice synthesizer program. Set it up to output to sound card.  
Go to Start \> Open all programs \> accessories \> entertainment \> sound recorder.  
Set up the sound recorded to record from the sound card.  
Press the record button  
Start your speech synth  
When done press the stop button then save as a WAV file.

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**Author:** ![Ms2001](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ms2001/32/18463_2.png) [@Ms2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms2001)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-way-to-make-speech-on-my-computer-that-sound-like-stephen-hawkings/219575/23 "2003-12-18T02:59:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by badmana \*  
> **Dr watson! Well, that’s what Creative called it when it came out. Most movie versions of his speach (I’ve never heard him in RL) use what I would call the Dr Watson speach engine to make that computerized sound.**

Don’t you mean Dr. SBAITSO? (Sound Blaster Acting Intelligent Text to Speech Operator, IIRC.)

Dr. Watson is the guy inside Windows who logs your errors.

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**Author:** ![DarrenS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@DarrenS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarrenS)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-way-to-make-speech-on-my-computer-that-sound-like-stephen-hawkings/219575/24 "2003-12-18T03:11:24Z")

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The MC Hawking guy says he uses WillowTALK to generate the very Hawking-like voices on his MP3s…but apparently it’s no longer available. e-bay perhaps.

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**Author:** ![stockton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5a626/32.png) [@stockton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stockton)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-way-to-make-speech-on-my-computer-that-sound-like-stephen-hawkings/219575/25 "2003-12-18T03:56:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DarrenS \*  
> \*\*The MC Hawking guy says he uses WillowTALK to generate the very Hawking-like voices on his MP3s…but apparently it’s no longer available. e-bay perhaps. \*\*

Awesome! If you were just 16 posts earlier, you would not have known that **number** already told us that.

Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Stan\_Doubt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@Stan\_Doubt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stan_Doubt)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-way-to-make-speech-on-my-computer-that-sound-like-stephen-hawkings/219575/26 "2003-12-18T05:10:23Z")

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_Cooking with Gas wrote:_

If you have XP:

**Start the voice synthesizer program. Set it up to output to sound card.**

How does one “set it up to output to sound card” in XP?

Either talkany, speakonia, or any freeware program, I don’t care.

Thanks again, and sorry about the Hijack.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-way-to-make-speech-on-my-computer-that-sound-like-stephen-hawkings/219575/27 "2003-12-18T09:07:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Eleusis \*  
> \*\*Well, since we’re on the topic, **Mangetout** , would you please explain your nick? I all pronounced it Man-get-out.
> 
> I’ve been wondering this for ages, and since you mentioned it 🙂 \*\*

It is French for ‘Eats Everything’ or ‘Eat All’[of it] - it is also the name of a type of pea where the whole immature pod is eaten (AKA Snow Pea)

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**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-way-to-make-speech-on-my-computer-that-sound-like-stephen-hawkings/219575/28 "2003-12-18T09:15:13Z")

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Ahhhhh! Very interesting, I like it.

Thank you for indulging me.

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-way-to-make-speech-on-my-computer-that-sound-like-stephen-hawkings/219575/29 "2003-12-18T09:24:53Z")

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…I’d just been lazily reading it as “Magnet Trout.” 😃

And, by any chance would any of these Hawking-voice programs work on a Mac, aside from adjusting the rate of OS X’s “Fred”'s speech?

…Didn’t think so. ☹

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