# Is there an SDMB t-shirt/bumper sticker? **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [October 2, 2004, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-an-sdmb-t-shirt-bumper-sticker/267171 "2004-10-02T10:02:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Oregon\_sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/50afbb/32.png) [@Oregon\_sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oregon_sunshine)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-an-sdmb-t-shirt-bumper-sticker/267171/1 "2004-10-02T10:02:20Z")
…Besides the Sun Devils Marching Band ones, that is. I mean, real-life, Straight Dope Message Board memorabilia? T-shirt, bumper sticker etc? Something that would enable us to find (or at least see on the highway and excitedly point and wave at) one another IRL? If not an official one, has anyone ever thought of making some with, say, “Hi, Opal!” on them or something? Anybody interested in such a thing? Just curious. ---
**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-an-sdmb-t-shirt-bumper-sticker/267171/2 "2004-10-02T10:06:41Z")
Heck, I’d buy one. Lately I’ve been feeling that my “2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2” and “I (heart) Calculus” t-shirts don’t make me seem geeky enough. I think a shirt devoted to an ecclectic internet message board filled to the brim with intelligentsia might just do the trick. No, I’m not being snarky. Seriously. Honest. I want one. ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-an-sdmb-t-shirt-bumper-sticker/267171/3 "2004-10-02T12:05:30Z")
Well, there’s [this](https://securesite.chireader.com/cgi-bin/dopestore/buystuff.bat#tshirt) . ---
**Author:** ![King\_Eumenes\_II\_of\_Pergamum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e7dd6/32.png) [@King\_Eumenes\_II\_of\_Pergamum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/King_Eumenes_II_of_Pergamum)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-an-sdmb-t-shirt-bumper-sticker/267171/4 "2004-10-02T14:53:26Z")
> [@ggurl](#): > > … has anyone ever thought of making some with, say, “Hi, Opal!” on them or something? Anybody interested in such a thing? Just curious. **OpalCat** has her own website \*\*[Fathom forums](http://fff.fathom.org/forums/forumdisplay.php?forumid=10) \*\*with a lot of SDMB posters in common with this site. And she sells her own shirts to help defray the considerable costs. I think some say Teeming Millions, although I haven’t checked lately. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-an-sdmb-t-shirt-bumper-sticker/267171/5 "2004-10-02T16:46:31Z")
> [@King Eumenes II of Pergamum](#): > > **OpalCat** has her own website \*\*[Fathom forums](http://fff.fathom.org/forums/forumdisplay.php?forumid=10) \*\*with a lot of SDMB posters in common with this site. And she sells her own shirts to help defray the considerable costs. I think some say Teeming Millions, although I haven’t checked lately. Nope. Jonathan Chance did have me make him a “3. Hi Opal” shirt a while back, though, which I have seen him wear at dopefests. ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-an-sdmb-t-shirt-bumper-sticker/267171/6 "2004-10-02T19:36:48Z")
> [@King Eumenes II of Pergamum](#): > > **OpalCat** has her own website \*\*[Fathom forums](http://fff.fathom.org/forums/forumdisplay.php?forumid=10) \*\*with a lot of SDMB posters in common with this site. And she sells her own shirts to help defray the considerable costs. I think some say Teeming Millions, although I haven’t checked lately. I’m going to let this stay, but don’t do this again, please. Advertising for commercial products is not an allowed use of this site. This is also not an invitation for arguments for or against Opal or fathom and don’t start one here or elsewhere on the Straight Dope Message Board. What she does on her site is her business and for the most part none of our business. We do sell Straight Dope T-shirts in the Chicago Reader/Straight Dope store, along with all of Cecil’s works and coffee mugs, available from the “[Buy Stuff](https://securesite.chireader.com/cgi-bin/dopestore/buystuff.bat)” hyperlink on the Straight Dope front page (and the column and other pages as well). your humble TubaDiva Administrator ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-an-sdmb-t-shirt-bumper-sticker/267171/7 "2004-10-03T01:52:18Z")
> [@](#): > > Well, there’s [this](https://securesite.chireader.com/cgi-bin/dopestore/buystuff.bat#tshirt) . Close, but not quite. That’s the official Straight Dope merchandise. What’s being asked about here is Straight Dope _Message Board_ merchandise. Perhaps one or two Board-themed items could be added to the existing Straight Dope store? ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-an-sdmb-t-shirt-bumper-sticker/267171/8 "2004-10-03T12:58:06Z")
I know that. I’m just saying there _IS_ SD stuff. That was more of a “there’s not board stuff, but there is SD stuff” than “hey, dumbass, HERE’s the stuff.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![wolfstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d6d6ee/32.png) [@wolfstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfstu)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-an-sdmb-t-shirt-bumper-sticker/267171/9 "2004-10-04T07:22:09Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > Close, but not quite. That’s the official Straight Dope merchandise. What’s being asked about here is Straight Dope _Message Board_ merchandise. Perhaps one or two Board-themed items could be added to the existing Straight Dope store? I expect they’d sell quite a few of them… I know I’d buy an SDMB shirt. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-an-sdmb-t-shirt-bumper-sticker/267171/10 "2004-10-04T16:15:09Z")
I’d also like to voice a request for some SDMB stuff in the SD store. I know that this may be too tricky logistically, but an optional increased membership fee that included a t-shirt and bumpersticker or some such would be cool with me too. ---
**Author:** ![the\_first\_supraliminal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f475e1/32.png) [@the\_first\_supraliminal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_first_supraliminal)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-an-sdmb-t-shirt-bumper-sticker/267171/11 "2004-10-04T18:27:04Z")
I think you should have a lot more images available, such as those cartoons by Slug. Or slogans without pictures. I’ve wanted a tee, but the bag-headed guy is just too strange to envision wearing. (To the uninitiated it doesn’t read as “I’m reclusive” as much as “I’m ugly”. And the smacking of somebody doesn’t evoke “I’m an intellectual”.) Or invite the artists among us to offer pictures. The CafePress store allows any number of images without setup fees, and you get a bit off every item sold. And without effort you can add any items that might appeal especially to Dopers, such as mouse pads or lunch boxes. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-an-sdmb-t-shirt-bumper-sticker/267171/12 "2004-10-04T22:15:53Z")
Actually, I went to the Sun Devil Marching Band page, and they don’t seem to have T-shirts, either. I once volunteered to make bumper stickers and was given an OK by administration (though this was a while ago). It was met with like, four people saying, “hey, that’d be neat” and acute apathy by most everyone else, so I haven’t bothered. That and I’m lazy. If enough people say they’d want them, I’d probably run it by the admins again. A Cafepress shop would be nice, but I’d imagine that even the minimal upkeep after they got it up would be more than the _Reader_ would be willing to take on. ---
**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2004, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-an-sdmb-t-shirt-bumper-sticker/267171/13 "2004-10-06T18:46:45Z")
> [@the first supraliminal](#): > > I’ve wanted a tee, but the bag-headed guy is just too strange to envision wearing. (To the uninitiated it doesn’t read as “I’m reclusive” as much as “I’m ugly”. And the smacking of somebody doesn’t evoke “I’m an intellectual”.) > Or invite the artists among us to offer pictures. I’ll second that. All props to Slug but that’s just not for me. A plain old “Straight Dope” or “SDMB” logo would be perfect, IMHO.