# Is there any realistic danger to Europe from Icelandic Volcanos?

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [April 17, 2010, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-realistic-danger-to-europe-from-icelandic-volcanos/536491 "2010-04-17T23:10:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![Khaki\_Campbell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Khaki\_Campbell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khaki_Campbell)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-realistic-danger-to-europe-from-icelandic-volcanos/536491/21 "2010-04-20T06:03:53Z")

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[Here](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Eyjafjallaj%C3%B6kull.ogg) it is.

Basically, you just have to pronounce very fast all the letters of the alphabet that are _not_ in the name 😃

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-realistic-danger-to-europe-from-icelandic-volcanos/536491/22 "2010-04-20T06:14:28Z")

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> [@Khaki\_Campbell](#):
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> [Here](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Eyjafjallaj%C3%B6kull.ogg) it is.

I burst into laughter when I heard that.

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**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-realistic-danger-to-europe-from-icelandic-volcanos/536491/23 "2010-04-20T12:33:35Z")

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Reminds me of some Australian zoo’s website that had a button that said “Click here to hear a Tasmanian Devil.” So I clicked it and I heard… a zookeeper say “Tasmanian Devil” (in a thick Australian accent, of course).

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**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-realistic-danger-to-europe-from-icelandic-volcanos/536491/24 "2010-04-20T12:35:53Z")

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> [@Khaki\_Campbell](#):
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> [Here](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Eyjafjallaj%C3%B6kull.ogg) it is.

AY-uh-fyul-lug. Only say it with a bunch of marshmallows in your mouth.

More or less.

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-realistic-danger-to-europe-from-icelandic-volcanos/536491/25 "2010-04-21T05:13:32Z")

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> [@slaphead](#):
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> Um, no. It isn’t. Allow the dust to break down chemically over the course of a few years/centuries/millennia, and then you might have some soil. Usually you need some organic material into the mix as well.

No, soil is rock dust. Ask a geologist. That’s the definition. It may have organics in it, but that’s not what makes it “soil”.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-realistic-danger-to-europe-from-icelandic-volcanos/536491/26 "2010-04-21T06:17:09Z")

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Ehyaflailgug!

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-realistic-danger-to-europe-from-icelandic-volcanos/536491/27 "2010-04-21T11:58:15Z")

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EYA-uh-f’yall-uh-YOK-ull. Or “I, a fyalla yokel” 🙂

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**Author:** ![Gukumatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@Gukumatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gukumatz)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-realistic-danger-to-europe-from-icelandic-volcanos/536491/28 "2010-04-21T12:08:26Z")

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Aye-ah-fiell-ah-jû-cool.

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