PETA?
You mean the Provide Ejaculate To Animals organization?
PFPFPFPFPFTTTTTTTTTT!
Thanks.
It’s new monitor time.
As repugnant as I find the idea of feeding spooge to the fish, I have frequently eaten fish eggs myself. I call hypocrisy on myself!
Well, no, I haven’t - but I’ve found that reading this thread has made my imagination more fertile!!
Now this makes me wonder, is there a Russian woman somewhere out there ovulating into a tank of sturgeon?
Is there an American woman, wearing heavy make up and speaking in a moose-end-squirrel accent ovulating into a tank of lungfish?
This really wasn’t an image I wanted just before going to bed. I’ll blame you, Doc, if I have horrific graphic dreams of dastardly deeds in fishtanks :eek:
Interesting. I’d say that using your spooge as fish food is a brilliant idea for economizing. A stroke of genius, even. Do you often have such spurts of creativity? I am, however, concerned with what PETA may have to say; let’s hope they don’t slap you with a stiff penalty.
That entire web page is one big what the fuck moment, unless I’ve been whooshed something fierce.
No, she’s making ART ™! Don’t you understand??!? :rolleyes: Personally, I think it’s hilarious.
And yes, I just want to add my thanks to all for such a great thread.
Often enough to prevent starvation! 
Creativity, what a good word for it!! Perhaps there is a SD market for notices for adolescent boys to hang on their bedroom doors - DO NOT DISTURB FOR ANY REASON, I’M BEING CREATIVE. Now that would really really impress their parents!!
True, but if we are going with the “organic” label, we need to make sure that he’s not eating any artificial preservatives or sweeteners.
So, GodSka, how’s your diet?
Oh lord, I mistyped his name GodSak originally. That was entirely too appropriate :eek:
You do realise that you’re squirting liquid gold into that fish tank don’t you? Haven’t you heard of fertility clinics? They pay sperm donors top $$$ and you’re jizzing it away in the fish tank like it’s a renewable resource or something!
However, in the unlikely event that your sperm is “unsaleable”, I’ve put together a list of low maintenance pets for the budget conscious lunatic:
Dung Beetles
Various Intestinal Parasites -
Nits
Rats
Cockroaches
Personally, I’d go for the dung beetle. Imagine, never having to purchase toilet paper again!
Obviously he’s got more where that came from, y’know.
Believe me, eventually his raging torrent will become in turn a river, a creek, a dribble, a sputtering tap and, the final insult, a pitiful thimbleful of clotted excretion, summoned up only after much painful coaxing.
That’s what I’ve heard, anyway.
Would the OP’s behavior be called “chumming the fishes” or would the h in “chumming” be silent?
Yes. When the ASPCA find out, they will have you put in jail. They will try to find a nice home for your fish; but nobody wants fish fed with spooge in their house. Budget cuts beign what they are, the Society will eventually be foreced to euthanize the poor little swimmers to make room in their aquarium for all the goldfish that have been flushed into the sewers by kids who just got through watching “Finding Nemo”.
Yes. When the ASPCA find out, they will have you put in jail. They will try to find a nice home for your fish; but nobody wants fish fed with spooge in their house. Budget cuts being what they are, the Society will eventually be forced to euthanize the poor little swimmers. They must take crisis measures these days, after all, to make room in their aquariums for the flood of goldfish that have been flushed into the sewers by kids who just got through watching “Finding Nemo”.
Hijack
I’ve read that a saltwater fish can live for a few hours in a tank of human blood.
What about semen?