Is there any science behind women's cosmetics, or is it all snake oil?

Dude, I’ll bet you that a good many of the women you see who don’t appear to be wearing any make-up actually ARE wearing it. Trust me on this.

She.

I tried a comparison last night with me using lard versus my wife using Estee’ Lauder Perfectionist.

We agreed her corn fritters looked too dark – and they tasted funny.

—G!
:smiley:

Your best friend is a fool.

maybe it was an actual experiment. The conclusion was that makeup is an equalizer – It hides beauty as much as it hides faults.

Tell that to a woman fussing with her makeup and then tell her she doesn’t need it and you definitely won’t get the cold shoulder.