# Is there \*any\* topic that's too TMI for the Dope? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 8, 2009, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380 "2009-07-08T23:58:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/21 "2009-07-09T15:34:30Z")
“What flavor of punch should I serve at my abortion party? No, I’m NOT looking for opinions on whether or not I should HAVE an abortion party, I just want opinions on punch. Thanks.” ---
**Author:** ![Fuzzy\_Dunlop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/848f3c/32.png) [@Fuzzy\_Dunlop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuzzy_Dunlop)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/22 "2009-07-09T15:50:20Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > Link please? Surprisingly searching for deer penis didn`t turn it up. Elf penis probably would have done it except Elf is too short to search for. He seemed like a nice guy. I remember feeling bad he got shot down. I wanted, you know, anybody else but me to give him a hug and say it’s ok. ---
**Author:** ![qsecofr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/13edae/32.png) [@qsecofr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/qsecofr)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/23 "2009-07-09T15:58:08Z")
I believe TMI is what made the Straight Dope and Cecil famous. To wit: gerbil stuffing. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/24 "2009-07-09T16:04:28Z")
> [@qsecofr](#): > > I believe TMI is what made the Straight Dope and Cecil famous. To wit: gerbil stuffing. I knew Stove Top made it for turkeys, but for gerbils too? seems like a lot of work for a little bit of meat to me… ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine_and_Smiles)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/25 "2009-07-09T16:11:02Z")
For me, the true sign of how far things can go here usually involves semen. Yes, semen - whether it’s pan fried, rotting in a zip lock bag, or even just fresh from the tap! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/26 "2009-07-09T16:26:09Z")
> [@Fuzzy\_Dunlop](#): > > Wasn`t there a guy who wanted to have a thread about having sex with elves and deer that was deemed too much? I’ve spent the last hour trying to get the search function to return something besides a database crash. When I find it I’ll post. ---
**Author:** ![qsecofr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/13edae/32.png) [@qsecofr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/qsecofr)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/27 "2009-07-09T16:27:50Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > I knew Stove Top made it for turkeys, but for gerbils too? > > seems like a lot of work for a little bit of meat to me… I meant stuffing as a verb not a noun. [http://zorak.best.vwh.net/gerbils.html](http://zorak.best.vwh.net/gerbils.html) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/28 "2009-07-09T16:29:43Z")
Wasn’t there that one guy who asked about lubrication in prepubescent girls? Or orange and black semen? ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/29 "2009-07-09T16:38:49Z")
> [@Malleus](#): > > Link please? Ok, here’s the closed thread: [What utterly impossible sexual fantasies do you have? (Way TMI)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=493821) And here’s the discussion about it being closed: [Oh, cmon Rico! (about a TMI thread closing)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=493826) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/30 "2009-07-09T16:47:52Z")
Nothing is working today; let’s try this again: The closed thread: [What utterly impossible sexual fantasies do you have? (Way TMI)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=493821) The discussion of the closed thread: [Oh, cmon Rico! (about a TMI thread closing)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=493826) ---
**Author:** ![Fuzzy\_Dunlop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/848f3c/32.png) [@Fuzzy\_Dunlop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuzzy_Dunlop)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/31 "2009-07-09T16:49:47Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > Ok, here’s the closed thread: > > [What utterly impossible sexual fantasies do you have? (Way TMI)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=493821) > > And here’s the discussion about it being closed: > [Oh, cmon Rico! (about a TMI thread closing)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=493826) Ah ha! I _knew_ it! So yes, there is a topic that’s too TMI. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/32 "2009-07-09T16:55:21Z")
> [@qsecofr](#): > > I meant stuffing as a verb not a noun. > [http://zorak.best.vwh.net/gerbils.html](http://zorak.best.vwh.net/gerbils.html) channeling Foghorn Leghorn… Thats a joke son ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/33 "2009-07-09T17:00:39Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > “What flavor of punch should I serve at my abortion party? No, I’m NOT looking for opinions on whether or not I should HAVE an abortion party, I just want opinions on punch. Thanks.” Grape Flavor Aid. All the cool kids are drinking it. ---
**Author:** ![clnilsen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecccb3/32.png) [@clnilsen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clnilsen)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/34 "2009-07-09T17:28:14Z")
> [@Fuzzy\_Dunlop](#): > > Wasn`t there a guy who wanted to have a thread about having sex with elves and deer that was deemed too much? And somewhere, on some dark corner of the internet, a slash fanfic was born about a forbidden love between Legolas and Bambi. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/35 "2009-07-09T18:21:48Z")
> [@clnilsen](#): > > And somewhere, on some dark corner of the internet, a slash fanfic was born about a forbidden love between Legolas and Bambi. 😃 That would be pedophilia! Now Bambi’s mom, on the other hand… ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/36 "2009-07-09T18:24:56Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Now Bambi’s mom, on the other hand… Bambi’s mom has gooot it goin’ on… ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/37 "2009-07-09T19:11:27Z")
The TMI doesn’t bother me as much as all the spider threads. Dopers seem to be obsessed with spiders. There really should be a flashing icon that says “Warning: Spider Thread May Contain Spiders!” as long as the icon doesn’t look like a spider. Now TMI _with_ spiders, that is right out and should never, ever be allowed. Has there ever been TMI with spiders? Wait, I don’t want to know. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/38 "2009-07-09T19:17:29Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > Now TMI _with_ spiders, that is right out and should never, ever be allowed. Has there ever been TMI with spiders? Wait, I don’t want to know. Rule 34, baby. ---
**Author:** ![Mahna\_Mahna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47c2d/32.png) [@Mahna\_Mahna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahna_Mahna)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/39 "2009-07-09T19:33:38Z")
> [@Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](#): > > For me, the true sign of how far things can go here usually involves semen. > > Yes, semen - whether it’s pan fried, rotting in a zip lock bag, or even just fresh from the tap! And to keep it equal opportunity, let’s not forget the classic thread about risotto that smelled like… well… ummm… vulva. ---
**Author:** ![Rack-a-Bones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rack-a-Bones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rack-a-Bones)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/40 "2009-07-10T01:04:56Z")
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