# Is there \*any\* topic that's too TMI for the Dope? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 8, 2009, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380 "2009-07-08T23:58:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/41 "2009-07-10T01:25:22Z")
> [@Sigmagirl](#): > > Grape Flavor Aid. All the cool kids are drinking it. This post has been… **corpse collapses** ---
**Author:** ![snailboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/97f17d/32.png) [@snailboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snailboy)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/42 "2009-07-10T02:07:08Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > Nothing is working today; let’s try this again: > > The closed thread: > [What utterly impossible sexual fantasies do you have? (Way TMI)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=493821) > > The discussion of the closed thread: > [Oh, cmon Rico! (about a TMI thread closing)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=493826) Wow. That may be the best thread I’ve ever read on the entire internet. It would’ve been so much better if it hadn’t been locked. I am beyond words. ---
**Author:** ![Risha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5fc32e/32.png) [@Risha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Risha)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/43 "2009-07-10T02:59:27Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Rule 34, baby. Surely someone, somewhere, must have written Shelob porn. Probably several someones. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/44 "2009-07-10T03:59:16Z")
> [@Risha](#): > > Surely someone, somewhere, must have written Shelob porn. Probably several someones. Written it? Someone’s _illustrated_ it. I’m not even kidding. It was linked to from this board. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/45 "2009-07-10T05:08:46Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Written it? Someone’s _illustrated_ it. I’m not even kidding. It was linked to from this board. _dies inside_ link please ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/46 "2009-07-10T05:13:18Z")
**Is there _any_ topic that’s too TMI for the Dope?** Yes. We call it the Aristocrats! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/47 "2009-07-10T05:18:55Z")
\*\*Is there _any_ topic that’s too TMI for the Dope? \*\* Absolutely there is. But I can’t tell you. You really wouldn’t want to know anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/48 "2009-07-10T05:27:32Z")
> [@Captain\_Carrot](#): > > _dies inside_ > > link please [This comic](http://www.oglaf.com/fountdoubt.html) is very funny and completely work safe. However, if you click on the archive, and look for “Eight Legs of Love,” you will never, ever sleep again. Ever. Don’t browse that archive at work, either. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/49 "2009-07-10T15:28:50Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > [This comic](http://www.oglaf.com/fountdoubt.html) is very funny and completely work safe. However, if you click on the archive, and look for “Eight Legs of Love,” you will never, ever sleep again. > > Ever. > > Don’t browse that archive at work, either. Nooooo! I said I didn’t want to know! You can’t get me to click that, ever! _runs screaming from the thread_ ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/50 "2009-07-10T16:35:26Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > [This comic](http://www.oglaf.com/fountdoubt.html) is very funny and completely work safe. However, if you click on the archive, and look for “Eight Legs of Love,” you will never, ever sleep again. > > Ever. > > Don’t browse that archive at work, either. I saw that and someone hardly warned us either. It was WRONG. Wrong, wrong, wrong. It just didn’t make any sense - it didn’t even seem like it was meant to be funny. But fuck, in a world where there’s _acted out pterydactyl porn_, anything can indeed happen. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/51 "2009-07-10T16:49:31Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > [This comic](http://www.oglaf.com/fountdoubt.html) is very funny and completely work safe. However, if you click on the archive, and look for “Eight Legs of Love,” you will never, ever sleep again. > > Ever. > > Don’t browse that archive at work, either. Gawd, that first one was funny. The fountain of death one was also pretty good. The 8 legged one is BAD! ---
**Author:** ![snailboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/97f17d/32.png) [@snailboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snailboy)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380/52 "2009-07-10T20:31:02Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > [This comic](http://www.oglaf.com/fountdoubt.html) is very funny and completely work safe. However, if you click on the archive, and look for “Eight Legs of Love,” you will never, ever sleep again. > > Ever. I love it. There’s nothing like the internet to make you realize how insane you’re not. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-topic-thats-too-tmi-for-the-dope/502380.md?page=2)