# Is there any truth regarding the innuendo surrounding  Trump and Ivanka?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 13, 2016, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620 "2016-12-13T17:10:00Z")\
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**Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/41 "2016-12-14T13:48:05Z")

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> [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](#):
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> I’m going to assume that you haven’t interacted with anyone under the age of 25 in the last decade or so. Because he looks like a perfectly normal kid to me. Wearing **sunglasses** backwards has been common for a while now, in case that’s what you were pointing out.
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> ETA: and there’s nothing douchebaggery about wearing a cap backwards either

Huh, I thought it was a pipe!

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/42 "2016-12-14T14:28:25Z")

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> [@pleks](#):
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> Speaking of Presidential progeny, Sasha Obama’s boyfriend appears to take douchebagery to a new level. If you thought guys wearing baseball cap backwards were bad…

Wearing sunglasses backwards is a new level of douchebaggery? He doesn’t have a fake tan, wife beater shirt, logo belt, or excessive amounts of bling as far as I can tell.

Oh wait, this is the era where everything is true if you can make it 140 characters or less, so you need to trim off 26 characters.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/43 "2016-12-14T14:29:55Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> Trump just says crude things sometimes, often in an apparent attempt at male camaraderie, and it makes him look sexist.

Sure does. Maybe he should realize that as a wealthy, succesful celebrity he does not NEED to attempt to come across as some sort of a dudebro.

And come on, in the field of macho posturing about the beeyotches, your own immediate family is usually considered off limits for crass commemt. “Your daughter’s a fine piece of ass” is not something normal fathers just go along with.

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**Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/44 "2016-12-14T14:34:47Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> As usual, you don’t know what you’re talking about. The executive that Trump put in charge of overseeing the building of Trump Tower in the 80s, the building where he lives and works and which has now become a secondary White House, was a woman by the name of Barbara Res, one of three high-level female executives working for Trump at the time who were profiled in a magazine called _Savvy Woman_ in 1989. Here’s an article entitled _[“Donald Trump, a champion of women? His female employees think so.”](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/donald-trump-a-champion-of-women-his-female-employees-think-so/2015/11/23/7eafac80-88da-11e5-9a07-453018f9a0ec_story.html?utm_term=.d1746ae09a0b)_ You might want to read it and educated yourself.

You mean this [Barbara Res](http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/13/politics/barbara-res-trump-assault-allegations-new-day-interview/)?

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> Barbara Res worked for Donald Trump for 18 years as a construction executive, and asked Thursday if she believed the allegations of sexual misconduct and assault against him, she was frank.  
> “I do believe it. Yes, absolutely,” Res told CNN’s Alisyn Camerota in an interview on “New Day.” “He’s a blatant sexist.”
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> “I saw him be aggressive in business, and throw his weight around and use the fact that he had power. And I think sexual assault and sexual harassment are really about the abuse of power – ‘I can do this to you because I am who I am’ – I do think it went to his head. So much else went to his head that it does make sense to me that he would do something like that,” Res, who is supporting Hillary Clinton for president.

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**Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/45 "2016-12-14T14:38:54Z")

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Maybe the next Apprentice will be a Competitive Battle?

The Whore Queens Of The Beltway: Maryland vs DC  
(Last Man Standing Loses)

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**Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/46 "2016-12-14T14:41:29Z")

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I doubt Donald has molested his daughter(s). The creepy touching, the even creepier comments and the statement (by Ivanka herself) that he likes to walk in on underaged girls while they’re changing clothing suggest that he has some serious boundary issues but I’m not willing to upgrade him to full pedophile status without some kind of evidence.

What little I’ve seen of Ivanka does indicate that she is “classy, graceful, and well-versed in international affairs”, traits I can only assume she gets from her mother.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/47 "2016-12-14T15:55:56Z")

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> [@pleks](#):
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> Ivanka is classy, graceful, well-versed in international affairs, and has a sharp, biting sense of humour–in other words, a splitting image of her father.
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> Speaking of Presidential progeny, Sasha Obama’s boyfriend appears to take douchebagery to a new level. If you thought guys wearing baseball cap backwards were bad…
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> [THE ANTI-TRUMP: Image](https://68.media.tumblr.com/e85cff4a21c7d2c4a5c71b616390b8da/tumblr_ofs02lsQoV1rjupavo4_r2_540.jpg)

> [@pleks](#):
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> I apologize if I’ve triggered you.

> [@pleks](#):
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> [http://i.imgur.com/wEl3c.gif?noredirect](http://i.imgur.com/wEl3c.gif?noredirect)

> [@pleks](#):
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> Well, Sasha’s boyfriend is a splitting 🆒 image of [this guy](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/74/1c/49/741c493831662960052b9b483ded219a.jpg), so perhaps we should elevate him from a simple douche to a douche extraordinaire…

I’m surprised you have the time to post inane shit like this, what with having Trump’s dick in your mouth 24/7.

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**Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/48 "2016-12-14T15:57:16Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> I’m surprised you have the time to post inane shit like this, what with having Trump’s dick in your mouth 24/7.

His hands are free. It’s not like there’s anything to hang on to.

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**Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/49 "2016-12-14T16:44:40Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> What little I’ve seen of Ivanka does indicate that she is “classy, graceful, and well-versed in international affairs”, traits I can only assume she gets from her mother.

I doubt Trump was very involved in either of his daughters’ upbringings. If he had been, he might have developed a little empathy for them. The way he talks about his daughter’s appearance is gross, and cannot be excused as locker room bro-talk.

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> [@pleks](#):
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> Sasha’s the one breaking out the wallet in the picture.

Hey, it’s the 21st Century, if the young lady is the one who has more money or social rank she can go ahead and break out the wallet.  
That backwards shades are a stoopid look, well, that’s pretty much a majority opinion among those of us old enough to be their parents but we have bigger things to worry about.

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/51 "2016-12-14T17:01:21Z")

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> [@pleks](#):
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> I apologize if I’ve triggered you.

That’s OK. Do you have a daughter and can I grab her by the pussy? Because that’s what your hero brags about.

> [@JohnT](#):
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> Ahhh, the Trump’s, the modern day Borgia’s.
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> Except the sons are lacking that certain savoir faire that Cesare had. But their ascendency is still young! There may be time for Don Jr. to kill a couple of princes, get into trouble and require a few Papal bulls, er, Presidential pardons. Maybe Ivanka can get pregnant and have Don Sr. declare it his own child or something. The possibilities are limitless.

They do look like _America Psycho_ 80’s serial killers.

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**Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/52 "2016-12-14T17:08:10Z")

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> [@dasmoocher](#):
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> That’s OK. Do you have a daughter and can I grab her by the pussy? Because that’s what your hero brags about.

[Dead giveaway.](https://hrexach.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/twomen.jpg?w=584)

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**Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/53 "2016-12-14T17:08:18Z")

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Sasha will probably turn out fine (although I do wonder how her massive ass mother feels about her eating at a burger joint, especially after Moochelle spent the last 8 years trying to prevent everyone else’s kids from eating what they want).  
It’s her older sister who we should really be concerned with: that diplodocus-sized ass she twerked into the faces of unsuspecting audience a few weeks ago has a real danger of soon being attached to some serious thunder-thighs. Girly will hit the wall by the age of 21, and probably 200 lb by 23, if she doesn’t watch that shit.  
Ivanka Trump, though, despite popping out 2 or 3 kids by now and probably hitting 40 pretty soon, is a different story… Muy caramba! She still has good 10-15 years before hitting the wall…

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**Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/54 "2016-12-14T17:10:27Z")

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> [@pleks](#):
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> Sasha will probably turn out fine (although I do wonder how her massive ass mother feels about her eating at a burger joint, especially after Moochelle spent the last 8 years trying to prevent everyone else’s kids from eating what they want).  
> It’s her older sister who we should really be concerned with: that diplodocus-sized ass she twerked into the faces of unsuspecting audience a few weeks ago has a real danger of soon being attached to some serious thunder-thighs. Girly will hit the wall by the age of 21, and probably 200 lb by 23, if she doesn’t watch that shit.  
> Ivanka Trump, though, despite popping out 2 or 3 kids by now and probably hitting 40 pretty soon, is a different story… Muy caramba! She still has good 10-15 years before hitting the wall…

You’d be lucky to get within 100 yards of women like that.

What with all the restraining orders…

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**Author:** ![pleks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9dc877/32.png) [@pleks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pleks)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/55 "2016-12-14T17:19:27Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> [Dead giveaway.](https://hrexach.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/twomen.jpg?w=584)

Hole macro, that’s fine-looking family! All praise be to Allah for helping us avoid seeing this thing for the next 4 years in the White House…

[![](http://www.theamericanmirror.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/chelsea2.png) ](http://www.theamericanmirror.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/chelsea2.png)

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**Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/56 "2016-12-14T17:41:25Z")

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This thread is a real asshole alert.

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**Author:** ![pleks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9dc877/32.png) [@pleks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pleks)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/57 "2016-12-14T17:45:09Z")

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> [@dasmoocher](#):
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> That’s OK. Do you have a daughter and can I grab her by the pussy?.

Sorry to disappoint you, but can’t say that I do…You should visit local bars, you should be able to grab some, unless you’re a complete mess…  
I’ll admit, though, I did start questioning wisdom of pussy grabbing a few weeks ago, after I met a recently divorced teacher/mother of two at Pete’s a few weeks ago.  
After all was said and done, she muttered something or other about “salty glue” and immediately reminded me of [this “little” miss piggy](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3990844/amp/Las-Vegas-math-teacher-journaled-sex-underage-student-weeps-sentenced-prison-sickening-crime.html), who apparently kept journal with entries such as “July 10. First time I was covered in salty glue”. Is the “salty glue” a new thing among the teachers, like that douchy backward-wearing sunglasses thing?  
I left the house and never called her back, although compared to her salty-glue loving Las Vegas colleague, she was a goddess…

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**Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/58 "2016-12-14T17:56:35Z")

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In all fairness, compared to [this guy](http://lolheaven.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/1590.jpg)… no, you’re still a fucking retard.

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**Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/59 "2016-12-14T18:22:17Z")

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> [@pleks](#):
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> Hole macro, that’s fine-looking family! All praise be to Allah for helping us avoid seeing this thing for the next 4 years in the White House…
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> [http://www.theamericanmirror.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/chelsea2.png](http://www.theamericanmirror.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/chelsea2.png)

Well, Mrs. Trump[sup]3[/sup] is hideous. Tiffany isn’t very attractive, either. Given that Trump’s construction abilities seem to be virtually non-existent, it looks like all of his creative talent was ejaculated, forming Ivanka.

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I once speculated that Donald Trump’s main appeal was to assholes who wished that they could get away with being an asshole the way that Trump does. This theory appears to have some basis in reality, judging by our new board member.

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