# Is there any truth regarding the innuendo surrounding Trump and Ivanka? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 13, 2016, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620 "2016-12-13T17:10:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/61 "2016-12-14T20:38:26Z")
> [@pleks](#): > > Sasha will probably turn out fine (although I do wonder how her massive ass mother feels about her eating at a burger joint, especially after Moochelle spent the last 8 years trying to prevent everyone else’s kids from eating what they want). > It’s her older sister who we should really be concerned with: that diplodocus-sized ass she twerked into the faces of unsuspecting audience a few weeks ago has a real danger of soon being attached to some serious thunder-thighs. Girly will hit the wall by the age of 21, and probably 200 lb by 23, if she doesn’t watch that shit. Waaah. How dare you insult the first family. Apologize right now. Waaah. :eek::mad:☹ That’s the reaction you wanted, right? Stroking yourself yet? ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/62 "2016-12-14T20:53:26Z")
“Moochelle”, oh, what a insult. Hey, I got another for ya: “Hitlery”. It brought the house down in 1995, still works 21 years later. Lord knows I saw enough GED graduates use the term on Facebook. ---
**Author:** ![Neo-Calredic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/96bed5/32.png) [@Neo-Calredic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neo-Calredic)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/63 "2016-12-14T22:26:47Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > I once speculated that Donald Trump’s main appeal was to assholes who wished that they could get away with being an asshole the way that Trump does. This theory appears to have some basis in reality, judging by our new board member. Yup. They instinctively recognize Trump as their alpha-bully. They’re the equivalent of the little “bully’s pals” who stand aside hooting and cheering while the bully beats up a smaller kid and takes his lunch money. ---
**Author:** ![BigAppleBucky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigapplebucky/32/178_2.png) [@BigAppleBucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigAppleBucky)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/64 "2016-12-14T22:46:16Z")
Trump certainly seems more physically intimate with Ivanka than I ever was with any of my daughters. [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NepPxpHef4I) ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/65 "2016-12-14T23:28:08Z")
Chelsea Clinton is an attractive woman who takes the occasional bad photograph, proves she’s human. The one that cracks me up appears here sometimes as the lead shot on one of the clickbait articles at the bottom of the page. She looks like the guy from “Scrubs”. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/66 "2016-12-14T23:53:01Z")
[quote=“BigAppleBucky, post:64, topic:774620”] Trump certainly seems more physically intimate with Ivanka than I ever was with any of my daughters. [/QUOTE] There’s nothing wrong with the green streaks in her hair. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2016, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/67 "2016-12-14T23:56:53Z")
Yeah, that was a weird link. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2016, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/68 "2016-12-15T01:04:55Z")
> [@pleks](#): > > Sorry to disappoint you, but can’t say that I do…You should visit local bars, you should be able to grab some, unless you’re a complete mess… > I’ll admit, though, I did start questioning wisdom of pussy grabbing a few weeks ago, after I met a recently divorced teacher/mother of two at Pete’s a few weeks ago. > After all was said and done, she muttered something or other about “salty glue” and immediately reminded me of [this “little” miss piggy](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3990844/amp/Las-Vegas-math-teacher-journaled-sex-underage-student-weeps-sentenced-prison-sickening-crime.html), who apparently kept journal with entries such as “July 10. First time I was covered in salty glue”. Is the “salty glue” a new thing among the teachers, like that douchy backward-wearing sunglasses thing? > I left the house and never called her back, although compared to her salty-glue loving Las Vegas colleague, she was a goddess… Pleks, you can post all you want. But you’re never going to convince anyone here that you’ve had sex with a woman. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2016, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/69 "2016-12-15T01:39:24Z")
> [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](#): > > I’m going to assume that you haven’t interacted with anyone under the age of 25 in the last decade or so. Because he looks like a perfectly normal kid to me. Wearing sunglasses backwards has been common for a while now, in case that’s what you were pointing out. > > ETA: and there’s nothing douchebaggery about wearing a cap backwards either I’ve been known to do it, **because** it annoys some people. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2016, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/70 "2016-12-15T01:47:53Z")
> [@Neo-Calredic](#): > > Yup. They instinctively recognize Trump as their alpha-bully. They’re the equivalent of the little “bully’s pals” who stand aside hooting and cheering while the bully beats up a smaller kid and takes his lunch money. They like how he has big balls and is the 'alpha". It’s funny as shit to me. He has all the signs of a little dicked wannabe who never had to face down a real alpha, on equal footing. A real alpha doesn’t have to keep reminding everyone. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2016, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/71 "2016-12-15T01:48:49Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Pleks, you can post all you want. But you’re never going to convince anyone here that you’ve had sex with a woman. That usually happens after puberty. In this case, though, I predict lifetime virginity. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2016, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/72 "2016-12-15T01:49:12Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Pleks, you can post all you want. But you’re never going to convince anyone here that you’ve had sex with a woman. Even the sheep turn him down. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2016, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/73 "2016-12-15T01:50:32Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > Even the sheep turn him down. Rather than pushing back, they jumped over the cliff. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2016, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/74 "2016-12-15T02:28:04Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Rather than pushing back, they jumped over the cliff. No, those were the lemmings. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2016, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/75 "2016-12-15T02:34:46Z")
In > [@pleks](#): > > Sorry to disappoint you, but can’t say that I do…You should visit local bars, you should be able to grab some, unless you’re a complete mess… > I’ll admit, though, I did start questioning wisdom of pussy grabbing a few weeks ago, after I met a recently divorced teacher/mother of two at Pete’s a few weeks ago. > After all was said and done, she muttered something or other about “salty glue” and immediately reminded me of [this “little” miss piggy](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3990844/amp/Las-Vegas-math-teacher-journaled-sex-underage-student-weeps-sentenced-prison-sickening-crime.html), who apparently kept journal with entries such as “July 10. First time I was covered in salty glue”. Is the “salty glue” a new thing among the teachers, like that douchy backward-wearing sunglasses thing? > I left the house and never called her back, although compared to her salty-glue loving Las Vegas colleague, she was a goddess… This is just so lame. I wonder if pleks has ever touched a woman’s pussy? Maybe he should touch his own? ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2016, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/76 "2016-12-15T02:45:59Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > In > This is just so lame. I wonder if pleks has ever touched a woman’s pussy? Maybe he should touch his own? Or, if he’s ever contacted pussy, he’s paid for it in Vegas or nearby. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2016, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/77 "2016-12-15T03:03:51Z")
Conan never mentioned that when your enemies are driven before you they’ll be whinging about how faux-alpha and tiny-dicked you are the whole time. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2016, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/78 "2016-12-15T03:08:21Z")
Conan would just drive his enemies before him and not waste time seeking approval and flattery and proclaiming his own greatness. FWIW and just so we are clear - no, there is no actual evidence of there being “any truth to the innuendo”. It’s just that the way Donald’s peculiar form of craniorectal inverson makes him find nothing uncomfortable about talking up what a hot number is his daughter, which strikes many people as not being what you expect of a father, is one of those things that are so aggravating about him. Surely THAT is not something about which people in the heartland were going \*“dammit, the PC elite police won’t let me say I’d be dating her if she weren’t my daughter! You gotta admire someone with the stones to say it and get away with it!” \* So it keeps coming back to the forefront because it’s just too good as an example of what a creep he is. OTOH I am open to contemplating the possible truth to any innuendo to the effect of **pleks** ’ utter lack of carnal liaison with any consenting sentient. ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2016, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/79 "2016-12-15T03:31:32Z")
> [@Plumpudding](#): > > Huh, I thought it was a pipe! 😃 While I don’t ever wear shades (due to getting raccoon eyes easily), there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation on why some people wear them backwards: when you don’t need/want to wear them, there’s often no safe place to put them. Sasha’s boyfriend (if that’s what the guy in the pic is) probably doesn’t want to put his expensive pair in the pocket of his hoodie. They can easily fall out. And resting them on his forehead, as some do, would cause whatever product (gel, pomade, etc.) is in his hair to get onto the lenses. ---
**Author:** ![pleks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9dc877/32.png) [@pleks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pleks)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2016, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620/80 "2016-12-15T03:46:00Z")
> [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](#): > > whatever product (gel, pomade, etc.) is in his hair Pomade in his hair… [I rest my case](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3214/3008635758_a8c6604670.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-truth-regarding-the-innuendo-surrounding-trump-and-ivanka/774620.md?page=5)