# Is there anything out there that's universally hated?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-anything-out-there-thats-universally-hated/645271>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 27, 2012, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-anything-out-there-thats-universally-hated/645271 "2012-12-27T12:58:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2012, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-anything-out-there-thats-universally-hated/645271/61 "2012-12-28T18:22:35Z")

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> [@Isamu](#):
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> hypocrites

That’s what I was going to say. Even hypocrites, ironically, hate hypocrites.

> [@Cats\_pajamas](#):
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> An empty box of breakfast cereal in which some degenerate person has left only a bit of cereal dust in the box, and carefully replaced it into the cupboard.

No, my daughter fucking loves that.

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2012, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-anything-out-there-thats-universally-hated/645271/62 "2012-12-28T19:31:28Z")

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Oh, please let the answer be Foster the People.

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**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2012, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-anything-out-there-thats-universally-hated/645271/63 "2012-12-28T20:22:32Z")

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Cilantro, if you know what’s good for you

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2012, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-anything-out-there-thats-universally-hated/645271/64 "2012-12-28T20:29:59Z")

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> [@YogSosoth](#):
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> Cilantro, if you know what’s good for you

People who tell us what’s good for us. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2012, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-anything-out-there-thats-universally-hated/645271/65 "2012-12-28T20:50:22Z")

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I’m still going to go with telemarketers. Even telemarketers hate being telemarketers.

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**Author:** ![Napier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Napier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Napier)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2012, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-anything-out-there-thats-universally-hated/645271/66 "2012-12-28T22:36:18Z")

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> [@Kimballkid](#):
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> I’ll see your Windows 98 and Windows ME and raise you [Microsoft Bob](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Bob).

Mrs. Napier loved Bob. Beats me why. But she’s definitely somebody, so Bob’s out of the running.

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**Author:** ![alindallas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@alindallas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alindallas)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-anything-out-there-thats-universally-hated/645271/67 "2012-12-29T00:52:22Z")

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Another vote for dog shit. And Kelly Clarkson.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-anything-out-there-thats-universally-hated/645271/68 "2012-12-29T00:55:29Z")

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Jehovah’s Witnesses

> [@Rico](#):
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> _“My Heart Will Go On”_ by Celine Dion.

Or just Celine Dion.

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**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-anything-out-there-thats-universally-hated/645271/69 "2012-12-29T01:21:13Z")

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Never met anyone who likes the Star Wars Christmas special. Especially those involved. Andy Dick probably hates himself. Westboro Baptist Church help the NAACP and KKK find common ground. Illinois Nazis.

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-anything-out-there-thats-universally-hated/645271/70 "2012-12-29T09:31:14Z")

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1. Ants
2. Hemorrhoids
3. Paper cuts
4. Gary, Indiana
5. Pauly Shore

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**Author:** ![JohnClay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@JohnClay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnClay)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-anything-out-there-thats-universally-hated/645271/71 "2012-12-29T09:55:43Z")

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Being on the receiving end of years of extreme torture

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-anything-out-there-thats-universally-hated/645271/72 "2012-12-29T12:51:59Z")

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> [@JohnClay](#):
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> Being on the receiving end of years of extreme torture

Marriage?

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**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-anything-out-there-thats-universally-hated/645271/73 "2012-12-29T13:04:23Z")

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Chiggers.

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-anything-out-there-thats-universally-hated/645271/74 "2012-12-29T13:12:16Z")

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Ok, I’ve been thinking… and I _think_ everyone universally hates the following “thing”:

Accidentally killing someone you love very much.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-anything-out-there-thats-universally-hated/645271/75 "2012-12-29T23:47:00Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> Accidentally killing someone you love very much.

Details, man, details!

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**Author:** ![Chief\_Pedant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@Chief\_Pedant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chief_Pedant)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-anything-out-there-thats-universally-hated/645271/76 "2012-12-30T01:10:49Z")

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Getting one-upped on the SDMB.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-anything-out-there-thats-universally-hated/645271/77 "2012-12-30T01:12:02Z")

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Hold music which, rather than being a digital recording and therefore relatively incorruptible, is played on a tape spool that was recorded back in 1978 by a has-been elevator musak electric piano player, and the tape is so old and broken-down that it sounds like the theme some from some numbers broadcast crossed with a heavy metal dentist office. Oh, and, too loud.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-anything-out-there-thats-universally-hated/645271/78 "2012-12-30T01:17:21Z")

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Carrot Top?

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-anything-out-there-thats-universally-hated/645271/79 "2012-12-30T01:24:32Z")

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Vogon Poetry

The screw-worm fly

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**Author:** ![Mnemnosyne](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mnemnosyne/32/3347_2.png) [@Mnemnosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnemnosyne)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-anything-out-there-thats-universally-hated/645271/80 "2012-12-30T02:01:49Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> The automated phone answering system:
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> If you are calling to…press 1  
> If you are calling to…press 2  
> If you are calling to…press 3  
> If you are calling to…press 4

This kind of automated phone system I don’t mind. It’s the kind that demands that I **say** something that pisses me off these days.

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