Of all the things that God might offer you, you demand parlor tricks but have expressed zero interest in His love.
Then isn’t it entirely possible that you have already been through all this? God altered reality, leaving you flummoxed and unsure of what you were seeing. He then altered your perceptions so that you could comprehend what you see. He adjusted your memories so you wouldn’t go insane. And now, you have your new universe complete with the ability to perceive it. Maybe this has happened a thousand times.
I still don’t get the existence thing. Isn’t it entirely possible to know that He exists but to hate Him anyway? What if love is the very mechanism by which He can be seen? Maybe it’s the case that if you love Him, He will appear to you and do card tricks and such.