# Is there something in my nose?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 11, 2014, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-something-in-my-nose/706949 "2014-12-11T15:56:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![sparky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@sparky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sparky_1)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-something-in-my-nose/706949/1 "2014-12-11T15:56:01Z")

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Ever feel like you have _something_ in a nostril up into the “bone” part (where your finger can’t reach)?

Am I really asking this? Yes **sparky!** , you are.

Anyway, I have been blowing and blowing this morning, to the point I’m surprised I haven’t busted a few capillaries in my face. I even tried a wet q-tip poking around up there.

_Something_ is up there (I think)!

A swim in the ocean would be nice right now. Mmmm… salt water.

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**Author:** ![Sarabellum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarabellum/32/3492_2.png) [@Sarabellum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarabellum)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-something-in-my-nose/706949/2 "2014-12-11T16:25:17Z")

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Probably irritated and swollen tissue up there that’s making your nose feel completely blocked. (You can get air through there when you blow your nose, right?) Blowing it hard and forcing a q-tip up there is probably just making it worse.

Might try an eyedropper with some salt water to help things constrict back to normal. Or a neti pot. But it’ll probably clear up on its own pretty quickly.

IANAD.

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**Author:** ![sparky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@sparky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sparky_1)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-something-in-my-nose/706949/3 "2014-12-11T16:28:03Z")

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> [@Sarabellum1976](#):
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> Probably irritated and swollen tissue up there that’s making your nose feel completely blocked. (You can get air through there when you blow your nose, right?) Blowing it hard and forcing a q-tip up there is probably just making it worse.
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> Might try an eyedropper with some salt water to help things constrict back to normal. Or a neti pot. But it’ll probably clear up on its own pretty quickly.
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> IANAD.

I can actually breathe fine through it. It feels like there’s a stray hair up there (or I imagine that’s what it would feel like if a stray hair was up there).

It’s actually super annoying now that I’ve been thinking about it.

:mad:

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-something-in-my-nose/706949/4 "2014-12-11T16:43:15Z")

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Just pray that it doesn’t start moving – unless it already has! :eek:

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**Author:** ![sparky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@sparky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sparky_1)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-something-in-my-nose/706949/5 "2014-12-11T16:56:50Z")

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> [@Zeldar](#):
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> Just pray that it doesn’t start moving – unless it already has! :eek:

Like a cave spider laying babies to feast on my brain?

(and don’t google image search ‘cave spider’ :eek:)

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**Author:** ![sparky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@sparky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sparky_1)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-something-in-my-nose/706949/6 "2014-12-11T16:57:58Z")

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> [@sparky\_1](#):
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> Like a cave spider laying babies to feast on my brain?
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> (and don’t google image search ‘cave spider’ :eek:)

Gah!

DO NOT google image search cave spider bite!!!1!

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-something-in-my-nose/706949/7 "2014-12-11T17:23:14Z")

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It might be something along the lines of vasomotor rhinitis. I get a run of that a couple times a year. Feels like there’s something crawling around and itching up there, and rinsing with a neti doesn’t help. Benadryl helps make it tolerable. AFAIK, it’s harmless but annoying and should go away on its own in a couple of days.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-something-in-my-nose/706949/8 "2014-12-11T17:35:57Z")

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> [@sparky\_1](#):
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> Like a cave spider laying babies to feast on my brain?
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> (and don’t google image search ‘cave spider’ :eek:)

:dubious:  
Hey, **sparky!** do you [cut up](http://www.santharia.com/bestiary/spider_cave.htm) your food before eating it like the classy ones do?

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> Cave Spiders are grey, green or brown in colour and have a rounded, dotted belly as well as eight hairy legs. They have two eyes, located on either side of their head to provide half circular vision. The have two biteblades, located at either side of their mouth. These are used to cut up their food before it enters the mouth.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-something-in-my-nose/706949/9 "2014-12-12T01:50:08Z")

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We probably can’t answer the question without knowing where your nose has been. 😉

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-something-in-my-nose/706949/10 "2014-12-12T02:06:00Z")

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Perhaps you have fungus concretions  
[http://www.popthatzit.com/?s=fungus](http://www.popthatzit.com/?s=fungus)

or even miyasis

WARNING! MAGGOTS CRAWLING AROUND UP THERE! :eek:  
[http://www.popthatzit.com/?s=nose+miyasis](http://www.popthatzit.com/?s=nose+miyasis)

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**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-something-in-my-nose/706949/11 "2014-12-12T06:58:38Z")

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Rubber hose?

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-something-in-my-nose/706949/12 "2014-12-12T15:21:57Z")

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Could be a [leech](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=559903). Has your nose been to [South East Asia](http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-29595164)?

I once knew a guy, who knew a guy, whose coworker’s sister’s kid stuck a whole bagel up his nose! With lox _and_ cream cheese! Maybe you’ve got that.

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**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-something-in-my-nose/706949/13 "2014-12-12T15:39:30Z")

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It could just be dryness from dry indoor heated air. Little vaseline on a q-tip. Swish around inside nostril.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-something-in-my-nose/706949/14 "2014-12-12T16:01:38Z")

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You think there’s something in there, but there’snot.

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**Author:** ![Randolph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Randolph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randolph)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-something-in-my-nose/706949/15 "2014-12-12T16:05:19Z")

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Dunno what’s up your nose, but whenever I see this thread title, my brain sings, “Please please tell me now - is there something in my nose?”

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**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-something-in-my-nose/706949/16 "2014-12-12T17:15:33Z")

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> [@Randolph](#):
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> Dunno what’s up your nose, but whenever I see this thread title, my brain sings, “Please please tell me now - is there something in my nose?”

Earworm. I hate you.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-something-in-my-nose/706949/17 "2014-12-12T18:28:07Z")

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Try blowing your nose in the shower.

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**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-something-in-my-nose/706949/18 "2014-12-12T19:37:33Z")

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Could be a nasal polyp. Normally they’re harmless but sometimes they turn into nose cancer and then you die.

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2014, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-something-in-my-nose/706949/19 "2014-12-13T15:50:17Z")

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Could be a snot clot! (I’m sure there’s an official medical term.) I get these a lot after sinus infections…mucus will build up and semi-solidify, until one day (often in the shower) it pops out.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2014, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-something-in-my-nose/706949/20 "2014-12-13T21:17:27Z")

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> [@Mangetout](#):
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> Try blowing your nose in the shower.

…but wipe the goo off the tiles after, will ya? You’re not the only one who has to use that shower. :dubious:

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