# Is this a foot fetish video masquerading as a sneaker review?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-foot-fetish-video-masquerading-as-a-sneaker-review/611885>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 5, 2012, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-foot-fetish-video-masquerading-as-a-sneaker-review/611885 "2012-02-05T20:07:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
**Page:** 1

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-foot-fetish-video-masquerading-as-a-sneaker-review/611885/1 "2012-02-05T20:07:58Z")

</div>

I googled up “Keds vs PF Flyers” and [this YouTube video popped up](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RylCTsuB0ug). I’m thinking “Great they will talk about construction and fit and …” well that’s not quite the way it went.

What’s going on here? She’s showing off her feet like a show pony. It feels almost pornographic.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-foot-fetish-video-masquerading-as-a-sneaker-review/611885/2 "2012-02-05T20:14:48Z")

</div>

Yes, it is obviously a fetish video.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-foot-fetish-video-masquerading-as-a-sneaker-review/611885/3 "2012-02-05T20:55:41Z")

</div>

Yep, 2 of the keywords are “shoe play.” Which almost invariably involves feet, or shall we say, the ambience of feet.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-foot-fetish-video-masquerading-as-a-sneaker-review/611885/4 "2012-02-05T21:07:47Z")

</div>

Usually a quick spray of Lysol will take care of any ambiance my feet are exchanging with my shoes.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-foot-fetish-video-masquerading-as-a-sneaker-review/611885/5 "2012-02-05T21:15:24Z")

</div>

I would assume that foot fetish involve either high heels or bare feet… trying on sneakers sounds just… too softcore.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-foot-fetish-video-masquerading-as-a-sneaker-review/611885/6 "2012-02-05T21:40:25Z")

</div>

I need a cigarette.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-foot-fetish-video-masquerading-as-a-sneaker-review/611885/7 "2012-02-05T21:51:26Z")

</div>

Mild homemade fetish porn, like the girls that duct tape their mouths and then kiss each other. You’re not fooling anybody! We’re on to you.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-foot-fetish-video-masquerading-as-a-sneaker-review/611885/8 "2012-02-05T21:54:18Z")

</div>

Yes.

About a month ago I looked for wool knee socks on eBay. And who knew - apparently there’s quite the market for $100 pairs of used, dirty socks, :eek: modeled by chicks with manicured feet and shapely legs.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![LurkerInNJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ed655f/32.png) [@LurkerInNJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkerInNJ)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-foot-fetish-video-masquerading-as-a-sneaker-review/611885/9 "2012-02-05T22:33:24Z")

</div>

Golly gee, what clued you in to it being a fetish video? Was it the constant rearranging of the shoes with her skanky toes?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-foot-fetish-video-masquerading-as-a-sneaker-review/611885/10 "2012-02-05T23:18:11Z")

</div>

> [@LurkerInNJ](#):
>
> Golly gee, what clued you in to it being a fetish video? Was it the constant rearranging of the shoes with her skanky toes?

I keep waiting for the review, but all she kept doing was doing was a burlesque with her toes. My burning question of comparative sneaker quality remains unanswered.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-foot-fetish-video-masquerading-as-a-sneaker-review/611885/11 "2012-02-05T23:36:25Z")

</div>

> [@astro](#):
>
> I keep waiting for the review, but all she kept doing was doing was a burlesque with her toes. My burning question of comparative sneaker quality remains unanswered.

You think it’s hard getting comparative sneaker quality questions answered … just try doing serious research about women with large breasts on the Web!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-foot-fetish-video-masquerading-as-a-sneaker-review/611885/12 "2012-02-05T23:42:22Z")

</div>

> [@LurkerInNJ](#):
>
> Golly gee, what clued you in to it being a fetish video? Was it the constant rearranging of the shoes with her skanky toes?

C’mon, they weren’t _that_ skanky.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![LurkerInNJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ed655f/32.png) [@LurkerInNJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkerInNJ)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-foot-fetish-video-masquerading-as-a-sneaker-review/611885/13 "2012-02-05T23:46:33Z")

</div>

> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#):
>
> C’mon, they weren’t _that_ skanky.

Bunion, spread toes, and rough slightly stained heels. Also, non-professional pedicure and certain toenails were too long.

Big ewww.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-foot-fetish-video-masquerading-as-a-sneaker-review/611885/14 "2012-02-06T02:10:48Z")

</div>

Hmmm, someone watched that vid even more intently than I did 😉

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![LurkerInNJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ed655f/32.png) [@LurkerInNJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkerInNJ)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-foot-fetish-video-masquerading-as-a-sneaker-review/611885/15 "2012-02-06T02:37:55Z")

</div>

> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#):
>
> Hmmm, someone watched that vid even more intently than I did 😉

Someone is a female who takes excellent care of herself and knows how things appear on a monitor.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2012, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-foot-fetish-video-masquerading-as-a-sneaker-review/611885/16 "2012-02-07T03:04:38Z")

</div>

> [@LurkerInNJ](#):
>
> Bunion, spread toes, and rough slightly stained heels. Also, non-professional pedicure and certain toenails were too long.
> 
> Big ewww.

Yikes! It’s the toe police!

I could care less about feet, but your authoritative tone is intoxicating. I want a video of you critiquing feet. That would be… so hot.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![ZenBeam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3ab097/32.png) [@ZenBeam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZenBeam)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2012, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-foot-fetish-video-masquerading-as-a-sneaker-review/611885/17 "2012-02-07T03:28:27Z")

</div>

When I looked at the video, below the likes/dislikes bar, it said

> [@](#):
>
> As Seen On:  
> Straight Dope Message Board

(I didn’t like the gap between the big toe and next toe either.)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![LurkerInNJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ed655f/32.png) [@LurkerInNJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkerInNJ)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2012, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-foot-fetish-video-masquerading-as-a-sneaker-review/611885/18 "2012-02-07T21:54:25Z")

</div>

> [@astro](#):
>
> I could care less about feet, but your authoritative tone is intoxicating. I want a video of you critiquing feet. That would be… so hot.

lol

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2012, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-foot-fetish-video-masquerading-as-a-sneaker-review/611885/19 "2012-02-07T23:31:08Z")

</div>

Looks like all of her vids are in the same vein, so yeah.
