# Is this a good name for a restaurant?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-good-name-for-a-restaurant/763608>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 22, 2016, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-good-name-for-a-restaurant/763608 "2016-08-22T08:59:45Z")\
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**Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-good-name-for-a-restaurant/763608/1 "2016-08-22T08:59:45Z")

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I ran across this place and the name seemed odd for a restaurant:

[Logan’s Run  
“Family Fare, Friends and Fun”](http://www.logansrunrestaurant.com/)

Considering the source of the name, state-sponsored murder is not what I associate with friends and fun. Or is there some other, less dystopian, use of the phrase Logan’s Run?

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-good-name-for-a-restaurant/763608/2 "2016-08-22T09:14:24Z")

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The site says the restaurant is owned by a man named Scott Logan. The name “Logan’s Run” may indeed be a play on the movie title, but I wouldn’t have any second thoughts about eating there based on the name alone.

My hometown had a restaurant called the Terminal Cafe. Now that’s an unfortunate name.

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**Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-good-name-for-a-restaurant/763608/3 "2016-08-22T09:18:19Z")

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The movie is the only time I’ve heard that phrase.  
But that movie came out 40 years ago.  
A 50 year old may have never heard of it.

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**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-good-name-for-a-restaurant/763608/4 "2016-08-22T10:30:24Z")

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It’s better than the donut shop around here that’s named Glory Hole.

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**Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-good-name-for-a-restaurant/763608/5 "2016-08-22T11:53:51Z")

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> [@hogarth](#):
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> It’s better than the donut shop around here that’s named Glory Hole.

Is that the place where guys are constantly walking out of the restroom with a puzzled look on their face?

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**Author:** ![Zeke\_N.Destroi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/4af34b/32.png) [@Zeke\_N.Destroi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeke_N.Destroi)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-good-name-for-a-restaurant/763608/6 "2016-08-22T11:55:16Z")

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Most of the general public have likely never heard of Logan’s Run so it probably has no associations.

Me, I’d eat there just because of the name and associations - especially with the tagline “friends, Family, Fun.” Too perfect.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-good-name-for-a-restaurant/763608/7 "2016-08-22T12:03:52Z")

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Just don’t go looking for sanctuary in there.

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**Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-good-name-for-a-restaurant/763608/8 "2016-08-22T14:42:16Z")

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If they ever have a problem with food-related gastroenteritis I can imagine people thinking of the place as **Logan’s Runs**.

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**Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-good-name-for-a-restaurant/763608/9 "2016-08-22T14:50:19Z")

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Do they serve fish, plankton, sea greens and protein from the sea?

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**Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-good-name-for-a-restaurant/763608/10 "2016-08-22T14:51:22Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> Just don’t go looking for sanctuary in there.

“Eat at Logan’s Run and feel Renewed.”

“End your meal with a treat from our Carousel of Deserts.”

“We’re right next door to the New You beauty salon.”

And the place is overrun with cats.

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**Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-good-name-for-a-restaurant/763608/11 "2016-08-22T16:28:07Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> My hometown had a restaurant called the Terminal Cafe. Now that’s an unfortunate name.

**[Whacks Cochrane with umbrella]:** Don’t say “terminal” to an old person! :mad:

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-good-name-for-a-restaurant/763608/12 "2016-08-29T07:42:52Z")

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Are people older than 30 even allowed to go inside the restaurant? Or, if they are “the book is always better than the movie” snobs, people older than 21?

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-good-name-for-a-restaurant/763608/13 "2016-08-29T07:55:57Z")

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Kind of reminds me of “Old Yeller” dog food.

Why the heck would you name your dog food that?! That’s gotta be like the saddest dog food in the world!

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-good-name-for-a-restaurant/763608/14 "2016-08-29T08:06:40Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> If they ever have a problem with food-related gastroenteritis I can imagine people thinking of the place as **Logan’s Runs**.

My first thought too.

Worst restaurant name, as far as I’m concerned, is a place of the far Northeast side of Indy (past the ritzy side, where it gets seedy again) called D&C Pizza. “The secret’s in the sauce.” No, it doesn’t really have that motto, but I can’t help adding it mentally every time I see it, or an ad for it.

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-good-name-for-a-restaurant/763608/15 "2016-08-29T08:08:57Z")

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> [@Grrr](#):
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> Kind of reminds me of “Old Yeller” dog food.
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> Why the heck would you name your dog food that?! That’s gotta be like the saddest dog food in the world!

Yeah. I never, ever bought that. Bad dharma.

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-good-name-for-a-restaurant/763608/16 "2016-08-29T08:36:24Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
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> **[Whacks Cochrane with umbrella]:** Don’t say “terminal” to an old person! :mad:

Sorry, Aunt Blabby. 🆒

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-good-name-for-a-restaurant/763608/17 "2016-08-29T18:41:18Z")

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It’s better than Soylent Green.  
“Come on down. We’re all about people!”

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-good-name-for-a-restaurant/763608/18 "2016-08-29T18:57:41Z")

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I live in Elmont, home of Belmont, the race track. There is a steak bar and grill called Trotter’s. There is no interpretation I can think of that’s good.

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-good-name-for-a-restaurant/763608/19 "2016-08-29T19:47:11Z")

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I once saw a Greek restaurant called Tantalus.

Not sure if they were commenting on the food or the service, but a bad name all around.

[Obligatory reference.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tantalus)

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-good-name-for-a-restaurant/763608/20 "2016-08-29T20:16:13Z")

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That’s as bad as “Children of the Corn” brand corn bread.

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