# Is this a real conspiracy theory? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 19, 2013, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-real-conspiracy-theory/658730 "2013-05-19T06:50:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-real-conspiracy-theory/658730/41 "2013-05-21T18:27:21Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > Not if he’s already dead. See post 17. No no no. That’s a different cover story for a different conspiracy. The reality is that they faked bin Laden’s killing, and then, to make sure he wouldn’t show up in public and reveal his death had been faked, they killed him. Not for the sake of killing him, mind you, but for the sake of covering up his fake killing. ---
**Author:** ![Bremidon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@Bremidon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bremidon)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-real-conspiracy-theory/658730/42 "2013-05-24T14:32:17Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > And as an added bonus, here’s a site that claims George W. Bush killed John F. Kennedy, Jr. > [http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/hardtruth/bush\_killed\_jfkjr.htm](http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/hardtruth/bush_killed_jfkjr.htm) Wow, what the hell was that? Seriously. It all starts off being fracked up garbage, but at least it was formatted fracked up garbage. Then about 2/3 the way through, the guy’s meds must have worn off because it turns into a friggin’ wall o’ text. I really thought I could feel the last little threads of his sanity slipping away. ---
**Author:** ![gytalf2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac91a4/32.png) [@gytalf2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gytalf2000)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-real-conspiracy-theory/658730/43 "2013-05-24T14:57:45Z")
> [@Ibn\_Warraq](#): > > I’m still trying to wrap my brain around the fact that he blames George H.W. Bush for the killing of JFK. > > That’s like blaming FDR for the Lusitania. Well, he’s wrong, since JFK faked his death. It was his initiation rite into the upper echelons of the Bavarian Illuminati. Or the Ascended Masters. Maybe both… ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-real-conspiracy-theory/658730/44 "2013-05-24T21:12:59Z")
In one of the simultaneous four day rotations of Time Cube, JFK is still alive, George HW Bush never became president, and Bin Laden choked on an olive pit back in 1983. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-real-conspiracy-theory/658730/45 "2013-05-24T22:10:17Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > In one of the simultaneous four day rotations of Time Cube, JFK is still alive, George HW Bush never became president, and Bin Laden choked on an olive pit back in 1983. But everything is still the liberals’ fault. That’s a constant. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-real-conspiracy-theory/658730/46 "2013-05-24T23:41:47Z")
> [@Ibn\_Warraq](#): > > I’m still trying to wrap my brain around the fact that he blames George H.W. Bush for the killing of JFK. > > That’s like blaming FDR for the Lusitania. You do know of course, that not only was FDR Secretary of the Navy at the time of the Lusitania sinking, but there’s a Roosevelt connection to the mystery of armament on the Lusitania? All is revealed [here](http://www.gwpda.org/naval/lusika03.htm). sO it’S noT SO fAR-fETchED At aLL, eSPEcIALLly On ThE rIGht mEdS. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-a-real-conspiracy-theory/658730.md?page=2)