“My middle name is Danish.” Making your name Prune Danish, in the confines of the joke. 
Maybe I’m missing something, but you’re expecting your 1st child. Good so far. Now you’re fretting over what to name your 2nd child? And you already know the sex of the kid? Are hormones kicking in, or what?
Sweetie, wait and see. Just because your family has always had lots of boys before having a girl doesn’t mean you will – and who knows? “Marley” might be a charming name for a girl.
Love, Phil
What’s a Prune Danish? Surely you don’t adulterate perfectly good Danish pastry with prunes, do you? Sheesh.
Never mind that - What’s a Grecian Urn?
Fifty drachma on a good day!
You are assuming your second child will have a penis.
A.S.S.? T.I.T.?