# Is this for real? Too Busty for job

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-for-real-too-busty-for-job/622712>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 22, 2012, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-for-real-too-busty-for-job/622712 "2012-05-22T14:04:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
**Page:** 3

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-for-real-too-busty-for-job/622712/41 "2012-05-22T20:45:12Z")

</div>

I’m not seeing the article as supporting the "Too-big boobs"a rgument. Her employers wanted her to dress more modestly. They gave her what they had on hand to cover up with, and she cried, so they offered to let her take time off to go buy something “decent.”

Yes, they completely screwed up by not having a set policy, but she was also pretty childish and insensitive. I mean, don’t we all think the jeggings are the real issue here? 😉

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-for-real-too-busty-for-job/622712/42 "2012-05-22T20:51:38Z")

</div>

> [@Ethilrist](#):
>
> (google image search) I don’t think tape would have helped.

That was my first thought as well. My second was, “Betcha a man told her to do that.”

_TAPE?!?!?_

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-for-real-too-busty-for-job/622712/43 "2012-05-22T21:09:41Z")

</div>

Exhausted by media scrutiny, after retaining counsel the plaintif left for an undisclosed location early in the week.

“Sic Gloria, transit Monday.”

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-for-real-too-busty-for-job/622712/44 "2012-05-22T21:19:46Z")

</div>

> [@NoClueBoy](#):
>
> She’s adopted Bob Hope’s signature song as her own.

no biters?

Thanks for the Mammaries

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-for-real-too-busty-for-job/622712/45 "2012-05-22T21:35:52Z")

</div>

> [@NoClueBoy](#):
>
> no biters?
> 
> Thanks for the Mammaries

Thanks. I didn’t want to admit to not getting it. 🙂

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-for-real-too-busty-for-job/622712/46 "2012-05-22T21:38:03Z")

</div>

> [@NoClueBoy](#):
>
> no biters?
> 
> Thanks for the Mammaries

I passed although I “got it.”

For my money there’s more of a case to be made by [Debrahlee Lorenzana.](http://www.inquisitr.com/241058/debrahlee-lorenzana-warns-lauren-odes-about-gloria-allred/)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nunzio_Tavulari)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-for-real-too-busty-for-job/622712/47 "2012-05-22T21:44:28Z")

</div>

She looks like a character from HR Pufnstuf. Didn’t the trend of pale pink lipstick and heavy mascara die out in the early Seventies?

I don’t for a minute believe that she was fired because her breasts were too big. I think she dressed for excess.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-for-real-too-busty-for-job/622712/48 "2012-05-22T21:46:28Z")

</div>

Perhaps they were in their cups when they fired her.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-for-real-too-busty-for-job/622712/49 "2012-05-22T21:59:42Z")

</div>

I hope this lady doesn’t expect much help from Allred. Allred mostly in it for self-promotion according to her last big boobed client that unfairly got fired.

Over the years, I’ve noticed Allred shows up for the cameras one or two times with a client. Then the case disappears after a settlement and gets forgotten. I’ve never read about Allred actually in court fighting for a client.

This lady was too sexy for Citibank in 2010.

> [@](#):
>
> Super lawyer Gloria Allred cares more about cameras than clients, according to the buxom banker who sued after getting canned by Citigroup, allegedly because her assets were a distraction to co-workers.  
> \<snip\>  
> “The only times I saw her (Allred) was when the media was there,” she said, adding that Allred seemed to just want her to agree to a quick settlement.
> 
> “I thought because she was a woman that she would really fight for me,” she said.

[http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/22/curvaceous-client-says-gloria-allred-only-fought-for-publicity/](http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/22/curvaceous-client-says-gloria-allred-only-fought-for-publicity/)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-for-real-too-busty-for-job/622712/50 "2012-05-22T22:00:17Z")

</div>

I think I want a T-shirt that says “hot in the buttocks area”.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-for-real-too-busty-for-job/622712/51 "2012-05-22T22:09:15Z")

</div>

> [@Antigen](#):
>
> I think I want a T-shirt that says “hot in the buttocks area”.

Or:

^  
|  
|  
|  
My eyes are this way!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-for-real-too-busty-for-job/622712/52 "2012-05-22T23:33:35Z")

</div>

> [@runner pat](#):
>
> One more duct tape experiment for _Mythbusters._

No way is Kari Byron, uh, equipped to make _that_ test.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Namkcalb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Namkcalb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Namkcalb)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-for-real-too-busty-for-job/622712/53 "2012-05-23T00:47:01Z")

</div>

There is actually no issue for religions that require modest dress in public, with dressing sexily when a woman is alone with her husband.

Syria has shopping malls dedicated to lingerie.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-for-real-too-busty-for-job/622712/54 "2012-05-23T03:01:12Z")

</div>

You know that heavy duty strapping tape used for heavy packages? You know?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-for-real-too-busty-for-job/622712/55 "2012-05-23T15:03:23Z")

</div>

Maybe the tape was meant to . . . errr. . . maybe is was really cold in the office??

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-for-real-too-busty-for-job/622712/56 "2012-05-23T15:22:44Z")

</div>

> [@Namkcalb](#):
>
> There is actually no issue for religions that require modest dress in public, with dressing sexily when a woman is alone with her husband.
> 
> Syria has shopping malls dedicated to lingerie.

So we’re not talking, say, $2 pitcher night at Crazy Mohammed’s Baby Back Rib Shack.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-for-real-too-busty-for-job/622712/57 "2012-05-23T15:28:09Z")

</div>

> [@VinylTurnip](#):
>
> So we’re not talking, say, $2 pitcher night at Crazy Mohammed’s Baby Back Rib Shack.

Try the pulled shawarma. You’ll thank me.

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-for-real-too-busty-for-job/622712.md?page=2)
