Is this for real? Too Busty for job

I don’t even want to think about who you’d get to model Orthodox Jewish lingerie.

Maybe Ben Stein is available.

Titty repartee, actually.

I’ll have the boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs baked beans boobs boobs and boobs. Without the baked beans.

Might this be indicative of some deep-seated Jewish association between big gazots and immodesty?

In the movie industry - which has, let’s get it out of the way right now, a fundamentally New York Jewish culture - there’s a similar pressure to think of stacked actresses as cheap hos, and a woman can only retain her prestige by going under the knife. Strapping down doesn’t (pardon the expression) cut it.

Bwaaaaaaaaaah? At the risk of taking this debate somewhere I am sure the OP does not want it to go, Orthodox Jews are not the only religious group that enforces “modesty” or “chastity” with a bunc hof rules about the way women need to dress.

Okay, so has anybody found any proof photos of Lauren Odes? The ones I have seen are obviously not the gal in the news picture.

And can we be sure that’s not Laurie Nodes?

True enough, but the issue here really isn’t dress, it’s body type.

I’ll refrain from making any further speculation about what might be “deep-seatedly” Jewish or not. Not my place.

Someone should tell that manager to stop being such a tit.

I’m glad she was able to get this off her chest.

Those things are not unrelated, though.

Damn right the Hoff rules. Baywatch was one of the greatest boobfests of all time. But his first name was David not Bunc and his ancestry is German not Jewish.

Still curious about the possibility that a healthy pair of snack trays might be thought immodest in and of themselves, regardless of how you cover 'em.

I hear she perked up.

(google image search) I don’t think tape would have helped.

One more duct tape experiment for Mythbusters.

I like how the link is to “ABC top stories”.

They could settle out of court.

She could get an all-expense paid vacation to the Grand Tetons.

Or visit her Irish cousin, Erin Go Braghless.

She’ll probably end up getting mounds of cash for this.

She’s adopted Bob Hope’s signature song as her own.