# Is this theft? And if it's not, what is it?

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [July 28, 2005, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-theft-and-if-its-not-what-is-it/314656 "2005-07-28T21:58:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-theft-and-if-its-not-what-is-it/314656/1 "2005-07-28T21:58:35Z")

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I guess this could go here or in IMHO, but there may be a factual answer. If the Mods decide it needs to be moved, so be it.

Here’s the scenario.

In a supermarket. Customer A puts a loaf of nice fresh seven-grain bread in his shopping cart. Customer B also wants a loaf of this bread, but Customer A took the last one. So Customer B waits until Customer A turns away to get something else, and grabs the loaf out of Customer A’s cart.

I’m guessing that, officially at least, the loaf still belongs to the store. And i also assume that, if the store manager wanted to get involved, he or she could dictate who would be allowed to buy the loaf. But, if the store decides not to get involved, does Customer A have any grounds for action?

(I know, i know, a loaf of bread rpobably isn’t enough to get worked up over. But hey, Australlia was founded by a bunch of bread-thieves. :))

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-theft-and-if-its-not-what-is-it/314656/2 "2005-07-28T22:25:38Z")

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IANACop but I’d say no theft. The loaf belongs to the store so as long as B pays for it there’s nothing A can do about it.

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**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-theft-and-if-its-not-what-is-it/314656/3 "2005-07-28T22:29:19Z")

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IANADA, but I think Otto got it in one.

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-theft-and-if-its-not-what-is-it/314656/4 "2005-07-28T22:39:27Z")

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Poor sportsmanship on the part of Shopper B is about as far as you can get with this.

And this is why you never, ever leave your cart unattended! A few weeks ago, I saw people at a “pack it yourself” grocery picking items out of other peoples’ carts. They weren’t taking the last whatever that was in the store either. They were nabbing boxes of cereal, soap, produce. Other than “They look like they know a good peach, so I’ll take the ones they picked” I don’t know if it was laziness and not wanting to go find the item on the shelf, or just plain antisocial.

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**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-theft-and-if-its-not-what-is-it/314656/5 "2005-07-29T00:24:38Z")

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How about if you ADD items to someone else’s cart? Not that I would, but I’ve been tempted when bozos leave their carts completely blocking the entrance to an aisle…

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**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-theft-and-if-its-not-what-is-it/314656/6 "2005-07-29T00:38:04Z")

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This was a question on my Torts final! Well, it was someone taking a whole cartful of groceries. Anyway, I don’t remember the details, but my answer boiled down to there being no cause of action, and it being more the province of the manager of the store than an issue for the courts. FWIW, I passed.

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-theft-and-if-its-not-what-is-it/314656/7 "2005-07-29T00:38:30Z")

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> [@StarvingButStrong](#):
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> How about if you ADD items to someone else’s cart? Not that I would, but I’ve been tempted when bozos leave their carts completely blocking the entrance to an aisle…

Heh heh.

Never thought of that. Just whack in a pound or two of something expensive.

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**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-theft-and-if-its-not-what-is-it/314656/8 "2005-07-29T00:42:13Z")

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I’m not so sure.

Not for any other reason than that the law can be quite counter intuitive at times.

Perhaps there’s some sort of an implied contract to purchase?

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**Author:** ![CBCD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@CBCD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBCD)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-theft-and-if-its-not-what-is-it/314656/9 "2005-07-29T00:43:48Z")

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To my simple mind, this is an example of something that is wrong to do, but not necessarily illegal.

On the other side of the coin, there are also things that are against the law, but are not necessarily wrong. Nonetheless, they are against the law.

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**Author:** ![Campion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Campion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Campion)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-theft-and-if-its-not-what-is-it/314656/10 "2005-07-29T01:59:36Z")

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> [@AerynSun](#):
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> This was a question on my Torts final! Well, it was someone taking a whole cartful of groceries. Anyway, I don’t remember the details, but my answer boiled down to there being no cause of action, and it being more the province of the manager of the store than an issue for the courts. FWIW, I passed.

I agree. If it’s anything, it’s a tort because there’s no contract and no crime. You could make some tortured argument that it’s tortious interference with economic advantage or tortious interference with contract, based on A’s clearly expressed plan to purchase the bread, but, really, you won’t get past a motion to dismiss on that.

Is there a crime? Not that I can see. The police, if they even came out, would say that this is the store’s problem, not theirs, thankyouverymuch.

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**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-theft-and-if-its-not-what-is-it/314656/11 "2005-07-29T02:11:18Z")

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> [@StarvingButStrong](#):
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> How about if you ADD items to someone else’s cart? Not that I would, but I’ve been tempted when bozos leave their carts completely blocking the entrance to an aisle…

Jumbo box of “ribbed for her pleasure” condoms and a biker magazine in that octogenarian’s cart. Biddy shouldn’t have cut me off.

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**Author:** ![NadaHappyCamper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/278dde/32.png) [@NadaHappyCamper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NadaHappyCamper)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-theft-and-if-its-not-what-is-it/314656/12 "2005-07-29T02:14:02Z")

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It depends on the name of the person snatching the loaf

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**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-theft-and-if-its-not-what-is-it/314656/13 "2005-07-29T02:53:32Z")

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> [@Campion](#):
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> I agree. If it’s anything, it’s a tort because there’s no contract and no crime. You could make some tortured argument that it’s tortious interference with economic advantage or tortious interference with contract, based on A’s clearly expressed plan to purchase the bread, but, really, you won’t get past a motion to dismiss on that.

There’s not a contract yet. No contract until money is tendered and accepted. (I don’t have a cite for this, but I know it to be the law). Therefore, you’d only have tortious interference with prospective economic advantage. You can only win that type of claim if the defendant acted “for the sole purpose of inflicting intentional harm on plaintiffs.”\* E.g.,\* [USCOA,2 No. 116: Carvel Corporation v. Elizabeth A. Noonan, et al.](http://straylight.law.cornell.edu/nyctap/I04_0122.htm) (where defendants acted out of self-interest, there was no cause of action for tortious interference). Thus the claim would be a complete non-starter. Funny thing is, I have defended cases just like this (where the defendant acted out of self-interest, but the plaintiff alleged tortious intereference). So somewhere out there, there are plaintiffs’ lawyers who don’t know this, or think that nobody else does.

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**Author:** ![Campion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Campion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Campion)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-theft-and-if-its-not-what-is-it/314656/14 "2005-07-29T03:32:58Z")

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> [@Gfactor](#):
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> Therefore, you’d only have tortious interference with prospective economic advantage. You can only win that type of claim if the defendant acted “for the sole purpose of inflicting intentional harm on plaintiffs.”\* E.g.,\* [USCOA,2 No. 116: Carvel Corporation v. Elizabeth A. Noonan, et al.](http://straylight.law.cornell.edu/nyctap/I04_0122.htm) (where defendants acted out of self-interest, there was no cause of action for tortious interference).

But I have _evidence_ that Customer B is actually allergic to three of the seven grains in seven grain bread, and, moreover, _is on Atkins_! In addition, Customer B’s daughter just tried out for the cheerleading squad but lost out to Customer A’s daughter. What say you now, **Gfactor** , hmmm?

Oh, I think I’m taking this case. Because with my contingency fee (oh, yeah – there’ll be punitives – don’t think your client will get away that easily), I’m going to London!

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-theft-and-if-its-not-what-is-it/314656/15 "2005-07-29T03:39:44Z")

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Boy, I know it isn’t theft, but truly scummy and slimy.  
If witnessed, I would hope the Manager would just toss the sneaky customer out the door and ask them to never return.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-theft-and-if-its-not-what-is-it/314656/16 "2005-07-29T03:41:16Z")

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> [@Campion](#):
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> But I have _evidence_ that Customer B is actually allergic to three of the seven grains in seven grain bread, and, moreover, _is on Atkins_! In addition, Customer B’s daughter just tried out for the cheerleading squad but lost out to Customer A’s daughter. What say you now, **Gfactor** , hmmm?
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> Oh, I think I’m taking this case. Because with my contingency fee (oh, yeah – there’ll be punitives – don’t think your client will get away that easily), I’m going to London!

Hey Campion, could I use this in my thread. It would support my position better than anything I came up with. (I keed, I keed, you thrashed me)

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**Author:** ![Campion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Campion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Campion)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-theft-and-if-its-not-what-is-it/314656/17 "2005-07-29T03:47:00Z")

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> [@jrfranchi](#):
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> Hey Campion, could I use this in my thread. It would support my position better than anything I came up with. (I keed, I keed, you thrashed me)

Nope, no thrashing in your thread; we reached an acceptable compromise and agreed to disagree on a few minor points. Besides, you called me “reasonable,” so now we’re best buds.

Psst – besides, take it from me – it’s that **Gfactor** you gotta look out for, with his slimy bread-stealing client.

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**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-theft-and-if-its-not-what-is-it/314656/18 "2005-07-29T03:57:09Z")

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> [@Campion](#):
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> But I have _evidence_ that Customer B is actually allergic to three of the seven grains in seven grain bread, and, moreover, _is on Atkins_! In addition, Customer B’s daughter just tried out for the cheerleading squad but lost out to Customer A’s daughter. What say you now, **Gfactor** , hmmm?

Well, that’s a horse of a different color. 😉

Just don’t claim any pain and suffering or I’ll subpoena all of those embarrassing medical records from the time Customer A “accidentally” sat on a Yoo-Hoo bottle.

> [@](#):
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> Oh, I think I’m taking this case. Because with my contingency fee (oh, yeah – there’ll be punitives – don’t think your client will get away that easily), I’m going to London!

Don’t I know you?

Seriously, I have worked with two personal injury attorneys in my career. One analyzed cases exactly like this, had a losing record, was a laughing stock, and was probably the worst lawyer I have ever seen. The other actually reviewed cases and rejected many of them (or rather, had me do it). Lawyer number one’s best case ever was a $2M judgment against Ford that he got by accident (the lawyer for Ford was an in-house guy who was on his way to retirement–he picked his nose and played pocket pool in front of the jury, and that was the good part of his presentation). The judgment was reduced by the trial judge. The reduced judgment was sustained on appeal. He tells people it was a $3M judgment. He had spent every penny of his fee before he ever saw a cent from Ford. Lawyer number two got a $27M settlement (provable damages were substantially more, and possibly subject to trebling; but several parties had subrogation rights, and liability was tough; plus the clients were elderly and the case would have taken years to wend its way through the court system; all in all, a fair settlement) against Bank of America, and pretty much retired.

My current boss (not an attorney, but thinks he is) is a lot like lawyer number one. Constantly coming up with great ideas for lawsuits that we could file–if only the law were anything like he thought it was.

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**Author:** ![Campion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Campion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Campion)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-theft-and-if-its-not-what-is-it/314656/19 "2005-07-29T05:12:17Z")

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> [@Gfactor](#):
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> Just don’t claim any pain and suffering or I’ll subpoena all of those embarrassing medical records from the time Customer A “accidentally” sat on a Yoo-Hoo bottle.

:eek:

> [@Gfactor](#):
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> My current boss (not an attorney, but thinks he is) is a lot like lawyer number one. Constantly coming up with great ideas for lawsuits that we could file–if only the law were anything like he thought it was.

Yes, we have a saying: “Don’t confuse me with irrelevant things like _the facts_ and _the law_!” Because, really, who needs those?

The other thing that many people forget is that sometimes, bad things happen, and there really isn’t any legal remedy. Like if someone takes the last loaf of seven grain bread. Sometimes life is just hard that way.

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**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-theft-and-if-its-not-what-is-it/314656/20 "2005-07-29T05:23:26Z")

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> [@Campion](#):
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> Yes, we have a saying: “Don’t confuse me with irrelevant things like _the facts_ and _the law_!” Because, really, who needs those?

We used to joke about how lawyer number one didn’t want to discuss liability; he wanted to go straight to damages.

> [@](#):
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> The other thing that many people forget is that sometimes, bad things happen, and there really isn’t any legal remedy. Like if someone takes the last loaf of seven grain bread. Sometimes life is just hard that way.

Yup.

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