# Is throwing an egg at a candidate considered free speech?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-throwing-an-egg-at-a-candidate-considered-free-speech/199598>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [September 4, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-throwing-an-egg-at-a-candidate-considered-free-speech/199598 "2003-09-04T20:59:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-throwing-an-egg-at-a-candidate-considered-free-speech/199598/41 "2003-09-06T04:09:36Z")

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> That said, I was a little disappointed by Arnolds comeback line:
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> “Yah! This guy owes me bah-con now!”

Actually that´s much better than I would have expected. 😃

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**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-throwing-an-egg-at-a-candidate-considered-free-speech/199598/42 "2003-09-06T15:19:50Z")

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I don’t think it’s “just an egg” either. I think it’s assault and battery. Arnie handled it with great style. I’d give the egger 30 days and community service.

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**Author:** ![GOM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5f9b8f/32.png) [@GOM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GOM)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-throwing-an-egg-at-a-candidate-considered-free-speech/199598/43 "2003-09-08T15:52:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Voyager \*  
> \*\*You mean freedom of eggspression, don’t you? \*\*

Eggzackly!

😃

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**Author:** ![GOM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5f9b8f/32.png) [@GOM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GOM)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-throwing-an-egg-at-a-candidate-considered-free-speech/199598/44 "2003-09-08T16:01:03Z")

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Top 9 questions to ask a clown…

## **LEGAL HUMOUR NEWS – April 16, 2001 Compiled Weekly by Daniel Strigberger** =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

## LEGAL COMMENTARY – BY MARCEL STRIGBERGER:

Clowns International, at a recent convention in London, asked its members to take out liability insurance against possible lawsuits arising from clowns hitting audience members with cream pies.

As we have all bought some form of insurance or other, we are quite familiar with the basic fact that insurers like to assess the risk before insuring someone. To do this, before underwriting a policy, they usually get the potential insured to complete a questionnaire. What would a clown questionnaire look like? I do not think the following will surprise the reader:

1 - Have you ever been denied pie-throwing insurance?

2 - Do you clown around full time or part time?

3 - When you throw pies, are they cream or low fat?

4 - Have you ever been sued before by a pie victim? Did he or she beat you up before they sued you?

5 - Do you live in a Volkswagen beetle?  
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6 - Do you keep your pies locked safely away? 😉  
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7 - When you throw pies, how close are you from a seltzer bottle?

8 - Some clowns are more likely than others to invite a lawsuit. Is your name Bozo?

9 - Before you whack someone with a pie, is it your practice to get them to sign a waiver?

With all the hotshot litigation lawyers around, a good insurance company simply cannot be too careful in assessing it risk.

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