# Is Tori Spelling a "very attractive" woman or not? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 15, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-tori-spelling-a-very-attractive-woman-or-not/155223 "2003-02-15T04:37:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Sock\_Munkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Sock\_Munkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_Munkey)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-tori-spelling-a-very-attractive-woman-or-not/155223/41 "2003-02-16T00:33:11Z")
I might not kick her outtta bed but no way would she get to drive my car. ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-tori-spelling-a-very-attractive-woman-or-not/155223/42 "2003-02-16T00:45:54Z")
Hm. By “real folks” standards, she’s…average. By “Hollywood” standards, she’s not particularly attractive. I think the problem lies in the fact that she looks _way_ too much like her daddy. I concur with what others have said: Her features seem too large for her face & her breasts are certainly fake-looking. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-tori-spelling-a-very-attractive-woman-or-not/155223/43 "2003-02-16T01:15:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kayeby \* > **I’d say that she’s possibly more attractive than the average person on the street** Whoa! :eek: Women must look _horrible_ where you live. Note to self: **never** visit Melbourne. ---
**Author:** ![Hermann\_Cheruscan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b782af/32.png) [@Hermann\_Cheruscan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hermann_Cheruscan)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-tori-spelling-a-very-attractive-woman-or-not/155223/44 "2003-02-16T01:16:35Z")
I’ve always thought she was rather unattractive, with her horsey face and weird looking bug eyes. Thank God for Daddy! ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-tori-spelling-a-very-attractive-woman-or-not/155223/45 "2003-02-16T01:21:43Z")
I’ve seen better looking faces on an iodine bottle. I feel reasonably sure that she’d be amongst the unknown, if it weren’t for Daddy’s helping hand. But, that’s what Dads are for I guess. I also feel sure that her 15 minutes are about up. ---
**Author:** ![typhoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ed8c4c/32.png) [@typhoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/typhoon)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-tori-spelling-a-very-attractive-woman-or-not/155223/46 "2003-02-16T01:47:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Boyo Jim \* > \*\*By definition, “average” women are not especially attractive. If they were, they would not be average. Hollywood selects for beauty more than any other single factor. Of course actors and actresses are more beautiful than the rest of us. It’s by design. \*\* 1. I showed my refusal to accept the definition by putting it in quotation marks, so don’t pull that “by definition” crap on me. 🙂 2. Not necessarily. Not all beautiful women become actresses and models; it’s just that, of the ones that do, the most beautiful get the most attention. 3. I can think of many women I actually know who are more beautiful than a lot of actresses and models, and I can think of many actresses and models who are pretty plain-looking. 4. Tori Spelling is unattractive by any standard. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-tori-spelling-a-very-attractive-woman-or-not/155223/47 "2003-02-16T01:54:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by superbee \* > **I’ve seen better looking faces on an iodine bottle.** Hahahahahahahahahaha! ::slaps knee:: ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-tori-spelling-a-very-attractive-woman-or-not/155223/48 "2003-02-16T02:00:50Z")
**Typhoon** put very succinctly my feelings on this subject. Just wanted to say he isn’t the only one. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-tori-spelling-a-very-attractive-woman-or-not/155223/49 "2003-02-16T12:38:37Z")
she ain’t ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-tori-spelling-a-very-attractive-woman-or-not/155223/50 "2003-02-16T12:56:35Z")
Can someone tell me why Torri Spelling is such a running joke for the american press? ---
**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-tori-spelling-a-very-attractive-woman-or-not/155223/51 "2003-02-16T13:00:11Z")
She’s has looks that only money can buy. Not that that is a good thing. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-tori-spelling-a-very-attractive-woman-or-not/155223/52 "2003-02-16T13:00:15Z")
Because she so blatantly achieved her status as an actress in a major TV show on the basis of her relationship with the guy in charge (her father) rather than her rather limited talent. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-tori-spelling-a-very-attractive-woman-or-not/155223/53 "2003-02-16T13:01:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anahita \* > \*\*She’s has looks that only money can buy. \*\* Yes, but so does Michael Jackson. ---
**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-tori-spelling-a-very-attractive-woman-or-not/155223/54 "2003-02-16T13:09:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\*Yes, but so does Michael Jackson. \*\* She’s just as odd looking, IMO. I just think the way she looks is more socially acceptable than the way he looks. The sad thing is, there are probably people out there who aspire to look like that and would love enough money to get plastic surgery like Tori’s. ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-tori-spelling-a-very-attractive-woman-or-not/155223/55 "2003-02-16T13:13:06Z")
any picture of that I can see? ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-tori-spelling-a-very-attractive-woman-or-not/155223/56 "2003-02-16T13:28:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ryan\_Liam \* > \*\*any picture of that I can see? \*\* See the OP links or use google’s “images” option and search for" Tori Spelling ". ---
**Author:** ![ohlssonvox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/5daacb/32.png) [@ohlssonvox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ohlssonvox)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-tori-spelling-a-very-attractive-woman-or-not/155223/57 "2003-02-16T15:20:05Z")
I’d fuck her. ---
**Author:** ![lezlers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@lezlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lezlers)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2003, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-tori-spelling-a-very-attractive-woman-or-not/155223/58 "2003-02-19T06:24:10Z")
That wasn’t the question. And coming from someone with as much class as you, **ohlssonvox** , (based on that response) that’s not saying much. ---
**Author:** ![d\_redguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@d\_redguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d_redguy)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2003, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-tori-spelling-a-very-attractive-woman-or-not/155223/59 "2003-02-19T07:27:11Z")
She is not good looking. And the difference between her and Michael Jackson is that she _started out_ as a white woman. ---
**Author:** ![djxiii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6f9a4e/32.png) [@djxiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djxiii)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2003, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-tori-spelling-a-very-attractive-woman-or-not/155223/60 "2003-02-19T08:30:49Z")
I have never thought that Tori was a very pretty girl. To be honest, she has to do a lot of make-up sculpting to get even into the half-way decent category. Bah. My ex is hotter than that on her bad days. and I divorced her! :smack: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-tori-spelling-a-very-attractive-woman-or-not/155223.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-tori-spelling-a-very-attractive-woman-or-not/155223.md?page=4)