# Is Trump confused?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [January 24, 2024, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589 "2024-01-24T13:53:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2074 "2024-09-10T21:50:16Z")

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You guys have gotten this thread sidetracked. We need to ketchup on the original topic.

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**Author:** ![bengangmo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@bengangmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bengangmo)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2075 "2024-09-10T22:29:01Z")

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Well if you want to curry flavour…

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2076 "2024-09-10T23:10:22Z")

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> [@dasmoocher](#):
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> You guys have gotten this thread sidetracked. We need to ketchup on the original topic.

Hey, I was trying to turmeric back on the topic of trump confusion since the thread got caraway with the spice hijack.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2077 "2024-09-10T23:22:45Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> The Penzey’s version is $13.49 for 3.2oz, which is just under 91g for comparison. And £1.40 = $1.83 at the moment. The Penzey’s had better be a _lot_ better.

Penzey’s exists to overcharge the _noveau petit riche_ gated community suburbanites who engage in competitive out-brandnaming of their peers / neighbors.

Especially in the little bottles. Not as bad in bulk and they do have a wide range.

Returning to the topic …

ISTM trump is like Dill-bert: A bad idea well past its sell by date. All the usefulness and brains of a bag of salt.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2078 "2024-09-11T00:33:53Z")

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Everyone, please stop with the seasoning puns.  
Back on topic now.

**Moderating:**

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2079 "2024-09-11T04:01:38Z")

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Through about the first third of tonight’s debate, I was dismayed to see and hear that Trump was quite calm and coherent.

Luckily, after Harris cleverly pushed a few buttons (like “go to a Trump rally, and you’ll see people leaving early”), he started to unravel. He had about six or seven episodes of flailing and ranting. Only one or two were pure-gibberish word-salads, though, and then only briefly.

Harris won the debate, of course, in style and substance — but I had hoped for more mentally unhinged episodes from Trump.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2080 "2024-09-11T04:20:16Z")

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> [@JKellyMap](#):
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> Through about the first third of tonight’s debate, I was dismayed to see and hear that Trump was quite calm and coherent.
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> Luckily, after Harris cleverly pushed a few buttons

Yep, I was thinking they had him on Adderall or something.

trump did not explode on stage- I guess they can count that as a win.

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**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2081 "2024-09-11T04:33:16Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> Yep, I was thinking they had him on Adderall or something.

I wasn’t sure if it was just my television screen, but Trump’s eyes looked a little pinkish and even through his orange makeup I could see red on his face.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2082 "2024-09-11T04:38:39Z")

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> [@Odesio](#):
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> I wasn’t sure if it was just my television screen, but Trump’s eyes looked a little pinkish and even through his orange makeup I could see red on his face.

He did seem oddly calm… until the drugs wore off or something. Something was off with him. I suppose they didnt do a drug test, eh?

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2083 "2024-09-11T04:45:14Z")

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The flop sweat on his upper lip was really glistening in the lights for a better part of the second half. I thought his spackling crew would’ve taken care of that at the first commercial break, but it was still there when they returned.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2084 "2024-09-11T04:50:49Z")

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> [@JKellyMap](#):
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> I had hoped for more mentally unhinged episodes from Trump.

That sums up my feelings precisely. I had hoped/expected more craziness, but aside from “Tim Walz and the Democrats support post-birth baby execution” and “Immigrants are eating people’s pet dogs and cats” he reined in the outlandish word salad for the most part.

Post debate stuff, though it is still early, is more promising than I expected: Trump probably blundered by crashing the spin room, and polls appear to show that Harris won the debate. I hope so.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2085 "2024-09-11T04:53:18Z")

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> [@CairoCarol](#):
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> I had hoped/expected more craziness, but aside from “Tim Walz and the Democrats support post-birth baby execution” and “Immigrants are eating people’s pet dogs and cats” he reined in the outlandish word salad for the most part.

Oh, I don’t know. “Viktor Orban likes me!” was pretty weird.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2086 "2024-09-11T04:57:25Z")

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Yeah, the Viktor Orban stuff was bad, but anyone who knows who Viktor Orban is probably doesn’t need the debate to help them decide who to vote for. I think “immigrants are eating our cats and dogs” is easier for undecided voters to evaluate as nutso.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2087 "2024-09-11T10:47:18Z")

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> [@CairoCarol](#):
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> I think “immigrants are eating our cats and dogs” is easier for undecided voters to evaluate as nutso.

Or for them to vote trump since he’ll put a stop to that outrage. At least for this election, most “undecideds” are profoundly clueless about, well, everything. Thinking is not their strong suit. If it was, they would not be undecided.

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2088 "2024-09-11T11:19:48Z")

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Harris had anticipated Trump might be relatively calm and normal in that debate setting, which is (I imagine) one reason she invited viewers to attend a Trump rally, so they can see his true unhinged style.

> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Thinking is not their strong suit. If it was, they would not be undecided.

Obligatory link:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/KAG37Kw1-aw/maxresdefault.jpg "The Undecided Voters - SNL") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAG37Kw1-aw)

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**Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2089 "2024-09-11T11:41:05Z")

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> [@CairoCarol](#):
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> I think “immigrants are eating our cats and dogs” is easier for undecided voters to evaluate as nutso.

Before the debate, even Trump supporters were making fun of that on my Facebook feed. They might circle the wagons now that Trump himself was pushing it. But it’s clearly nutso.

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**Author:** ![PhillyGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@PhillyGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PhillyGuy)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2090 "2024-09-11T12:28:35Z")

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> [@CairoCarol](#):
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> I think “immigrants are eating our cats and dogs” is easier for undecided voters to evaluate as nutso.

This seems to be the unhinged statement that may get the most attention in the next few days.

My reaction to the live moderator fact check was — How would a city manager know all the [likely legal foodstuffs](https://www.helpshelterpets.com/the-hot-dig-kitty-dog-blog/good-tidbits-of-information-for-pet-owners/prime-cuts-of-dog-or-cat-meat-legal-in-44-us-states.html) people in a city might be eating? However, I get that many Americans have an emotional attachment to dogs and cats they do not have to other domesticated animals. And the claim is that Haitians (that’s the claim) are eating the dogs and cats is untrue for other reasons, including that this is [just not part of their cuisine](https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-39577557).

Of course, the real unhinged statement here is that the U.S. Is being destroyed by Biden letting in 21 million people he could keep out with by signing a non-existent law. Where I live, there are many agricultural workers about with questionable documentation, and garage doors are commonly open with no problem. Undocumented migrants live in fear of deportation and avoid anything that would get them police attention.

I watched the whole debate. Trump was not confused. He was a coherent vigorous demagogue.

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**Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2091 "2024-09-11T12:35:11Z")

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> [@JKellyMap](#):
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> Luckily, after Harris cleverly pushed a few buttons (like “go to a Trump rally, and you’ll see people leaving early”), he started to unravel.

The entire comment was pricesless. They are leaving Trump’s rallies early “out of exhaustion and boredom.”

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**Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2092 "2024-09-11T12:50:02Z")

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I found the bacon and eggs disinformation mouthwatering.  
Eggs are up because of bird flu (95 million chickens, turkeys, and other poultry have been killed and disposed of since February 2022) and bacon is on sale at my local supermarket every week for $5 a package.

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**Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2093 "2024-09-11T13:00:35Z")

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> [@CairoCarol](#):
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> aside from “Tim Walz and the Democrats support post-birth baby execution” and “Immigrants are eating people’s pet dogs and cats”

This is the closest I have ever seen in real life to, “Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?”

Aside from saying Democrats support murdering babies after they’re born, and aside from saying that immigrants are stealing dogs and cats and chowing down on them, he sounded sane?

Okay. I once had someone tell me in all seriousness, “I don’t see why people think Einstein is so smart. Other than that one thing, what did he do?” and I guess that’s pretty close.

Either “Democrats murder babies” or “Immigrants eat puppies” is historically unprecedented in terms of sheer insanity spouted in an American presidential debate. Both within an hour? Holy shitballs.

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