# Is Trump confused?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [January 24, 2024, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589 "2024-01-24T13:53:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2374 "2024-09-28T21:15:47Z")

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“Oh, there’s a fly. Oh, I wonder where the fly came from. See, two years ago, I wouldn’t have had a fly up here. You’re changing rapidly. We can’t take it any longer”

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/1840127675769467218>

“She was the border czar. Now she doesn’t admit that whether you call her a czar or not, she was no czar because she really wasn’t a czar.”

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/1840130723573051730>

“The majority of the school cannot speak English in Ohio, Springfield”

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/1840127343773528581>

“Disgusting illegal alien who was let into the United States by Kamala and her lax law-- she, they, every one of my killer – we had the, she had the, he had the, he would’ve never been able to get in. She stopped every single one of them”

> <https://x.com/atrupar/status/1840130783803019377>

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2375 "2024-09-28T22:29:26Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Apparently it’s gone now, but it was about a page and a half of sites that the award he was claiming to have won doesn’t exist.

Which is **`true`**.

_Elon Musk: Censoring Facts Wherever They Appear!!_

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2376 "2024-09-29T00:54:31Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> “Most people don’t have any idea what the hell a phone app is”

> <https://x.com/KamalaHQ/status/1840136537809330270>
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> Kamala HQ @KamalaHQ

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2377 "2024-09-29T06:32:52Z")

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> [@Dandan](#):
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> What is that on the wall behind what’s-his-name? Giant rolls of toilet paper?
> 
> Are they big enough?

No wonder he has to flush ten to fifteen times.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2378 "2024-09-29T06:52:37Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> “Oh, there’s a fly. Oh, I wonder where the fly came from. See, two years ago, I wouldn’t have had a fly up here. You’re changing rapidly. We can’t take it any longer”

Even by Trump’s usual standards this is literally demented.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2379 "2024-09-29T11:24:16Z")

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Maybe it’s the fly that landed on Pence’s head. Back for the main course.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2380 "2024-09-29T13:12:48Z")

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Obama would have killed that sucker.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2381 "2024-09-29T14:07:09Z")

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‘I’m not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching. They’ll see. They’ll see and they’ll know. They’ll say “Why, [he] wouldn’t even hurt a fly.”’

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2382 "2024-09-29T14:36:08Z")

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I just got the weirdest image in my head of Trump dressed up like Mother attacking Lady Liberty in the shower. Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2383 "2024-09-29T20:15:19Z")

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“It she’s she just she’s a liar. Remember again McDonald’s just put it in your mind. It’s so simple. I don’t have to go through a long story. She’s a liar.”

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/1840473954412335554>

“I had a big night in Iowa. I won that whole primary thing” (Iowa doesn’t have a primary)

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/1840473364810604835>

“If you wanted to do a movie, there’s no actor in Hollywood that could play the role… You know, they’re a little bit shaky. They can’t play the role. They’ll bring in a big actor. And you look, you say, oh, he’s got no muscle content.”

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/1840465545189339421>

“We have to let the police do their job and if they have to be extraordinarily rough… Look at the department stores, you see these guys walking out with air conditioners and refrigerators on their back”

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/1840468343054319619>

“Mr. Wall, I love this guy’s outfit. I got to buy. Are they for sale? I want to buy one… But you know what? I built hundreds of miles of wall and I’m going to walk onto this platform someday at some place. And I’m going to wear that ugly, horrible suit” (WTF?)

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/1840466010345963633>

“In New York, you can’t walk into a drug store, it’s like a prison of glass”

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/1840468809594888477>

“She’s a communist. I used to say Marxist, but unfortunately nobody knows what that is. Most people said, what’s a Marxist? Is that a good thing or a bad?” (The royal nobody at work again)

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/1840463922878624228>

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2384 "2024-09-29T20:23:45Z")

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If someone can carry a fridge out on their back, I feel they deserve it.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2385 "2024-09-29T20:26:36Z")

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2386 "2024-09-29T20:28:45Z")

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This one simply _must_ be a part of the conversation:

> **[I’d be sunbathing with my beautiful body if I wasn’t running for president,...](https://www.yahoo.com/news/d-sunbathing-beautiful-body-wasn-134517676.html)**
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> Republican also used rally in Wisconsin to take aim at Kamala Harris over immigration calling her ‘mentally impaired’

> He continued: “I had a hell of a life. Oh, those locations… I could’ve been sunbathing on the beach. You have never seen a body so beautiful. Much better than Sleepy Joe.”

Must. Buy. Brain. Bleach. ACK!!

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**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2387 "2024-09-29T22:14:00Z")

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> [@from Smapti's link](#):
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> “She’s a communist. I used to say Marxist

“She’s a penguin. I used to call her a chinchilla but nobody knows what that is so I just call her a penguin. Same thing. Does anybody mind?”

They live in a world where words have no meaning.

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**Author:** ![PhillyGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@PhillyGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PhillyGuy)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2388 "2024-09-29T22:43:40Z")

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> [@DavidNRockies](#):
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> [I’d be sunbathing with my beautiful body if I wasn’t running for president, says Trump](https://www.yahoo.com/news/d-sunbathing-beautiful-body-wasn-134517676.html)

Good link.

> [@](#):
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> Citing figures from the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency, Trump claimed “under Kamala Harris [more than 13,099 convicted murderers](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2024/09/28/revealed-the-number-criminal-migrants-released-into-us/)… have crossed our border… so they’re free to kill again”.
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> “They make our criminals look like babies,” he said.

So you’re calling yourself a baby, Donald?

Re the claimed 13,099, [that of course isn’t true](https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/29/politics/fact-check-trump-harris-immigrants-homicide/index.html).

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2389 "2024-09-30T00:00:48Z")

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So, Trump, if Kamala is mentally impaired, and she stomped _you_ at the debate….

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2390 "2024-09-30T06:21:57Z")

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…I don’t even know what to do with this.

> <https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1840550305085141221>

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2391 "2024-09-30T12:45:40Z")

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He left his phone unlocked and somebody prank-posted?

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2392 "2024-09-30T12:48:25Z")

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Yeah, now he’s pretending to be Catholic, apparently.

Fun reading the replies where the evangelicals are upset with him for supporting idolatry.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2393 "2024-09-30T12:52:20Z")

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> Fun reading the replies where the evangelicals are upset with him for supporting idolatry.

Oh, the irony…

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