# Is Trump confused? **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [January 24, 2024, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589 "2024-01-24T13:53:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 144
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2024, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2894 "2024-10-20T21:39:44Z")
He eats so much of their food that they consider him an honorary franchisee, maybe? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2024, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2895 "2024-10-20T21:43:33Z")
> [@](#): > > In an interview conducted via the restaurant’s drive-thru window, Trump urged reporters to… …get fries with that. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2024, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2896 "2024-10-20T21:44:46Z")
Does McDonald’s serve Arnold Palmers? 🤔 ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2024, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2897 "2024-10-20T21:47:46Z")
Just don’t order the McHot Dog with it. They automatically super-size it. ---
**Author:** ![Dandan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@Dandan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dandan)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2024, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2898 "2024-10-20T22:08:52Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > The Republicans are America’s nobility and treated with the deference nobility always has been. Guillotine!!! ---
**Author:** ![abcdefghij](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/43a26b/32.png) [@abcdefghij](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abcdefghij)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2024, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2899 "2024-10-20T23:33:46Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > DG Torresdale LLC I’m calling bullshit! He claimed he served fries at a McDonalds, but the letter clearly says that he was “working” at a DG Torresdale’s! ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2024, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2900 "2024-10-20T23:49:35Z")
DG Torresdale will sound better than McDonalds on his resume. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2024, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2901 "2024-10-20T23:53:31Z")
“I’m not 80 and I’m not that close to 80” (He turns 80 in June 2026) > “Frack frack frack, like a duck” > “We have more liquid uh— think of it. We have more gasoline and gas and we have uh oil. Converted easily into gasoline. Also oil for your house, for your air conditioning” > “Energy is so big. It’s so like amorphous. It’s all over the place. If you make donuts, it’s the stove” > “You go to a lot of cities and they rob a department store and guys are walking out with refrigerators. They have it on their back with two friend— and air conditioning and everything. And they literally are stripping” > “I have no cognitive” > ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2024, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2902 "2024-10-20T23:57:39Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > [quoting trump] > > > amorphous Somebody learned a new word. Nobody ever knew this word before he learned it. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2903 "2024-10-21T00:02:53Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > > “I have no cognitive” I believe he is correct about this. 🧐 ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2904 "2024-10-21T00:16:12Z")
First thing I thought. Trump used the word “amorphous”?!?! ---
**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2905 "2024-10-21T00:27:31Z")
He was trying to say “Arnold Palmer’s enormous penis”. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2906 "2024-10-21T00:42:04Z")
> [@Mr.Greenjeans](#): > > Maybe he’d like to be schlonged? He just talked about Harvey Weistein getting “schlonged” but I think in that case, that is a bad thing Well, I think that is what DJT was saying but who knows with Dementia Donny. I’m just amazed that a former president and potential future president is using the term “schlonged”. Fuck, if he is re-elected, we are definitely all schlonged, and not in any sort of good way. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2907 "2024-10-21T00:49:49Z")
Liked and subscribed. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2908 "2024-10-21T00:55:55Z")
The TV with the Sunday Night Sports just cut to a shot of Trump in a skybox. I wonder if he’s puzzled at all when he sees a genuine large crowd, like at an NFL game. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2909 "2024-10-21T00:59:52Z")
“They’re here to see me, right?” “Yes, sir. Nobody had ever heard of this sport until you decided to come to the game.” (wipes away tear) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2910 "2024-10-21T01:09:16Z")
Yeah, I’m watching the game and saw the “Trump in the skybox” shot. The announcer explained that he’d been invited by the person who owns the box. Wonder how long he will stick around? “Did the TV cameras show me, and did the announcers mention that I’m here?” “Yes, sir.” “Great, let’s go.” ---
**Author:** ![Old\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecccb3/32.png) [@Old\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Old_Wench)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2911 "2024-10-21T01:22:21Z")
I can hear cheering, music & parts of some announcements from that game from my house (1.5 miles from the stadium). I hate the very thought that DJT is that close to me. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2912 "2024-10-21T01:22:57Z")
What instructions would a lady have to give her hair stylist if she wanted to surprise her special guy with a “Harris Faulkner”? Personally, I don’t know from women’s fashions, but is that as flattering a look as she can hope for? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/2913 "2024-10-21T01:46:11Z")
Bob. That’s all. Go Google her images, she’s had every kind of hair do. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589.md?page=143) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589.md?page=145)