# Is Trump confused? **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [January 24, 2024, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589 "2024-01-24T13:53:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 178
**Author:** ![TeroSunbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terosunbear/32/14748_2.png) [@TeroSunbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeroSunbear)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2025, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/3574 "2025-01-09T14:25:58Z")
Some satire from my friend Kari (back in 2023) : > **[On The First Day In Office Trump Vetoed The Constitution](https://karireport.blogspot.com/2023/11/on-first-day-in-office-trump-vetoed.html)** > > After a contentious recount and legal cases as well as the House stepping in, President Trump got sworn in for his second term.  "You though... ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2025, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/3575 "2025-01-09T16:57:54Z")
> [@scudsucker](#): > > But really, USA. Really. You should be ashamed. I don’t know what I’m more embarrassed by. The fact that so many Americans welcome an autocrat with open arms or the fact that the autocrat they welcomed a weak crybaby like Trump. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2025, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/3576 "2025-01-09T17:29:55Z")
Yeah. They’re such losers they can’t even do losing right. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2025, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/3577 "2025-01-09T21:31:34Z")
> [@TeroSunbear](#): > > Some satire from my friend Kari (back in 2023) : > > [The Kari Report: On The First Day In Office Trump Vetoed The Constitution](https://karireport.blogspot.com/2023/11/on-first-day-in-office-trump-vetoed.html) How long until Trump says the Constitution isn’t constitutional and so he doesn’t need to uphold and defend it? ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/3578 "2025-01-10T13:40:45Z")
> [@Odesio](#): > > weak crybaby like Trump. How weak is it to constantly moan about how the whole world is so unfair to the US? Apparently the US enters all treaty negotiations like a complete rube and the other signatories fool us into accepting unfavorable terms. ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/3579 "2025-01-10T13:56:17Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > How long until Trump says the Constitution isn’t constitutional and so he doesn’t need to uphold and defend it? It’s very first amendment lets just anyone say anything they want to about Trump, it’s very unfair! ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/3580 "2025-01-10T20:28:33Z")
“Jeff Bezos came, Bill Gates came. Mark Zuckerberg came. Many of them came numerous times. The bankers have all come. Everybody is coming.” > **[Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social)](https://bsky.app/profile/acyn.bsky.social/post/3lfdyrner6m2a)** > > Trump: Jeff Bezos came, Bill Gates came. Mark Zuckerberg came. Many of them came numerous times. The bankers have all come. Everybody is coming. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/3581 "2025-01-10T20:53:45Z")
Sounds like some perverse billionaire orgy. If P-Diddy wasn’t locked up, you know he would’ve come. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/3582 "2025-01-10T20:56:53Z")
> **Doug Neidermeyer** : And most recently of all, a “Roman Toga Party” was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here. – “Animal House” ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/3583 "2025-01-10T21:19:00Z")
My balls are always bouncing, my ballroom always full And everybody comes and comes again! ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/3584 "2025-01-10T21:20:02Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > My balls are always bouncing, my ballroom always full > And everybody comes and comes again! Awesome username/post combo! ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/3585 "2025-01-10T21:21:43Z")
Technically her balls would be rolling, but it does bring to mind a funny image. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/3586 "2025-01-10T21:27:31Z")
Ha, I didn’t catch that one! ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/3587 "2025-01-10T21:27:51Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > “Jeff Bezos came, Bill Gates came. Mark Zuckerberg came. Many of them came numerous times. The bankers have all come. **Everybody is coming**.” “It’s like there’s a party in my mouth, and…” ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/3588 "2025-01-10T21:38:35Z")
Release the ~~hounds~~ Trump as _Piper Perri Surrounded_ memes! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2025, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/3589 "2025-01-11T00:09:33Z")
For anyone: Don’t google that at work or anywhere near anyone else. Piper Perri is an adult film actress. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2025, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/3590 "2025-01-17T12:15:29Z")
Mel Gibson apparently had no idea that Trump was going to name him “Special Ambassador to Hollywood” until he saw the tweet. > **['Just as surprised': Mel Gibson learns of Trump's 'ambassador' role from...](https://www.rawstory.com/mel-gibson/)** > > Mel Gibson apparently had no idea he was going to be one of three MAGA actors tapped by Donald Trump to serve as "special ambassadors" to Hollywood.The president-elect, who has made cameo appearances himself in dozens of movies and TV shows, made the... ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2025, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/3591 "2025-01-17T14:41:04Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Mel Gibson apparently had no idea that Trump was going to name him “Special Ambassador to Hollywood” until he saw the tweet. I’ve got enough reasons not to care for any of these three ambassadors, but I do need to keep in mind that Trump spews so much baloney that I can’t automatically react by blaming these three. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2025, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/3592 "2025-01-17T15:10:12Z")
Yeah really. As a commenter in British TV said, “he’s just naming people he likes from seeing on the telly”. Gibson does an appearance featuring his usual oddball rantings, someone shows it to Donald and, BAM! “you’re my ambassador to Hollywood”. And it’s just _ **so** _ in character of DJT to NOT tell them first or ask if they’re interested. ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2025, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589/3593 "2025-01-17T15:13:16Z")
He’s sending not one, not two, but _three_ ambassadors to a place that isn’t even a foreign country. Yeah, I’d say he’s confused. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589.md?page=177) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-trump-confused/996589.md?page=179)