# Islamic sects **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 6, 2015, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937 "2015-04-06T02:51:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![THE\_ELECT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9a140/32.png) [@THE\_ELECT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THE_ELECT)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/1 "2015-04-06T02:51:06Z")
Sheites, Sunnies,islamic miltants, fundementalist muslims, alqueda, hezbollah, fatah, hamas and the list goes on.They are one and they are all a malignacy to mankind. Islam threatens all of us who do not belong to its generation.It is time for western civilization to declare total war against this unholy religion called Islam. The west is in denial and must look at islam as an enemy to our western culture. They are totalitarian and tolerate only islam, so wake up christian nations and put on your armor so we can stand and defeat this cancer that professes they are the only organization on this world who stand for God.Islams god is Satan the god of force who opposes Jesus and our christisn beliefs. Time for every christian soldier to stand against the anti Christ religion called Islam. ---
**Author:** ![Stringbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Stringbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringbean)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/2 "2015-04-06T02:52:58Z")
For all the shrill apologists out there, _this_ is what an Islamophobe looks like. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/3 "2015-04-06T03:00:16Z")
More of a rant, really. To the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/4 "2015-04-06T03:05:03Z")
> [@Stringbean](#): > > For all the shrill apologists out there, _this_ is what an Islamophobe looks like. It’s what ONE Islamaphobe looks like. There are other guises, as you know perfectly well. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/5 "2015-04-06T03:15:01Z")
This is more of your garden variety troll, Christian-whacko division. A quick check of posting history shows this quite plainly. Banned by Wednesday. ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/6 "2015-04-06T03:57:11Z")
Well, - I - didn’t vote for him. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/7 "2015-04-06T03:57:53Z")
Crazy, stupid, ignorant, and illiterate. BINGO! ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/8 "2015-04-06T04:04:57Z")
Thank you, Lord, for all the tough guys, the hard headed realists, with a cold and stern grasp of reality. Thanks for the truth tellers who know and speak, who expose the folly and cowardice of appeasement and so-called tolerance, and show us to the bright red future of war, unto the certain peace that lies beyond. We have an abundance. Perhaps if You could dial it back a notch or two? K, tx, bye, yer fan, **e.** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/9 "2015-04-06T04:24:01Z")
> [@THE\_ELECT](#): > > Sheites Goddamn Feminazis! ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/10 "2015-04-06T04:33:28Z")
I believe Sheite is pronounced as: [The Wire's Clay Davis shiiiiiiit! - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5If4HJjNgfQ) ---
**Author:** ![jimbuff314](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c57346/32.png) [@jimbuff314](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jimbuff314)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/11 "2015-04-06T04:46:05Z")
“More of a rant?” “To the Pit?” Uh-oh. I remember similar things being said previously on this Board. **THE ELECT** , what is your position on [del]Global Warming[/del] Climate Change? ---
**Author:** ![orangeapples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7993a0/32.png) [@orangeapples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orangeapples)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/12 "2015-04-06T05:05:03Z")
> [@andros](#): > > Crazy, stupid, ignorant, and illiterate. > > BINGO! Well, to be fair, there are paragraph breaks and some of the punctuation is spot-on. Closer to semi-literate, perhaps. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/13 "2015-04-06T05:10:14Z")
He loses points for the lack of excessive capitalization, though. And his user name gave me such hope. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/14 "2015-04-06T05:42:05Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > He loses points for the lack of excessive capitalization, though. And his user name gave me such hope. Well, I thought the excessive lack of capitalization made up for the lack of excessive capitalization, making that metric a wash. The OP sort of reminds me of three things: [ol][li]That moronic poster who was on a rant against Mormons and had the keeper line: “obediently obeying”. The keeper lines from this thread’s particular idjit are: “declare total war” and then complaining about Islam’s deity being the “god of force”; and, of course, the assumption that all of us westerners are Christians (“Jesus and our christisn beliefs”).[/li][li]The 11th Century.[/li][li]Bigotry.[/ol][/li] Wait. It doesn’t remind me of bigotry; it is bigotry. ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/15 "2015-04-06T06:28:22Z")
Go out there and kill all of them intolerant fuckin’ foreigners! ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/16 "2015-04-06T06:33:11Z")
My favourite one was when he called for holy war to stop the Muslim “crusade”. That’s pretty rich. ---
**Author:** ![Askthepizzaguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askthepizzaguy/32/9405_2.png) [@Askthepizzaguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askthepizzaguy)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/17 "2015-04-06T09:34:51Z")
Hay guis I have an idea, let’s exterminate 1,570,000,000 people, the vast majority of them completely innocent of any crime, because _they’re_ intolerant. I dare THE ELECT to say even one thing that isn’t irredeemably fucking stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/18 "2015-04-06T10:42:38Z")
The screed appears to be aimed at “Jesus and those the oppose our Christian beliefs” so I’m off the hook. Good, It’s been a long weekend, don’t think I could fit genocide into the schedule. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/19 "2015-04-06T10:47:58Z")
Fatah is an islamic sect now? Would you happen to be of the Christian sect that secretly worships the elephant, then? ---
**Author:** ![Ken001](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/43a26b/32.png) [@Ken001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ken001)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/20 "2015-04-06T10:50:28Z")
Dang. When did all this happen? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937.md?page=2)