# Islamic sects **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 6, 2015, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937 "2015-04-06T02:51:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/21 "2015-04-06T11:15:25Z")
> [@Stringbean](#): > > For all the shrill apologists out there, _this_ is what an Islamophobe looks like. **Shrillbean** doesn’t do irony. ---
**Author:** ![nani](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58956e/32.png) [@nani](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nani)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/22 "2015-04-06T11:54:10Z")
> [@THE\_ELECT](#): > > Islam threatens all of us who do not belong to its generation. Just like the Baby Boomers! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/23 "2015-04-06T13:06:14Z")
You know, when it’s early in the morning and I haven’t had my coffee yet, the last thing I’m interested in reading about is Islamic sex. _re-reads OP_ Oh. Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/24 "2015-04-06T13:09:10Z")
[Quote=Sitnam] The screed appears to be aimed at “Jesus and those the oppose our Christian beliefs” so I’m off the hook. Good, It’s been a long weekend, don’t think I could fit genocide into the schedule. [/Quote] Don’t I know it. Change out the disposall or launch a holy war against a billion people? It’s a condundrum. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/25 "2015-04-06T13:11:03Z")
Unfortunately, there are a ton of people out there who would agree with everything in the OP. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/26 "2015-04-06T13:16:13Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > Unfortunately, there are a ton of people out there who would agree with everything in the OP. But can they express themselves so eloquently? ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/27 "2015-04-06T13:19:46Z")
> [@Sitnam](#): > > Good, It’s been a long weekend, don’t think I could fit genocide into the schedule. I’m tired of hearing excuses like this. There’s no “can’t” in “genocide”!! Organize your time, people! ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/28 "2015-04-06T13:20:46Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > But can they express themselves so eloquently? Come on! You want them to be paranoid, racist, xenophobic AND eloquent? The OP has set a truly high bar to be hurdled. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/29 "2015-04-06T13:28:30Z")
I’m just wondering why we’re supposed to hate “sunnies”. If you ask me, we need more people with such an optimistic outlook, and fewer sourpusses like the OP. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/30 "2015-04-06T13:33:30Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > I’m just wondering why we’re supposed to hate “sunnies”. If you ask me, we need more people with such an optimistic outlook, and fewer sourpusses like the OP. The “sunnies” are opposed by the “cher-ites” ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/31 "2015-04-06T13:36:27Z")
> [@Merneith](#): > > Well, - I - didn’t vote for him. _:golf clap:_ > [@THE\_ELECT](#): > > The west is in denial… No we’re not. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/32 "2015-04-06T13:37:19Z")
Sunnie-side-up eggs are an abomination. Flip or die! ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/33 "2015-04-06T14:52:59Z")
No Shiite, Sherlock. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/34 "2015-04-06T15:06:06Z")
> [@THE\_ELECT](#): > > It is time for western civilization to declare total war against this unholy religion called Islam. I’ll get behind that if we also declare total war on Christianity, Judaism, and any other form of Abrahamic Yahvism. Down with the false God El-Shaddai! Consider yourself topped. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/35 "2015-04-06T16:47:20Z")
Well, “unholy religion” is quite the contradiction of terms. > [@silenus](#): > > … Banned by Wednesday. Tuesday afternoon. Let’s make it interesting. ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/36 "2015-04-06T18:17:49Z")
The Western armies have fallen to the forces of Gog and Magog, or retreated in shame. Maybe the [Muslim moon god](http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0042/0042_01.asp) is real. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/37 "2015-04-06T18:23:31Z")
What’s all this fuss about Islamic sex!? Why, we should be happy when they’re having sex, because then they’re not blowing things up! I think we should all be in favor of Islamic sex! ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/38 "2015-04-06T18:40:18Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > What’s all this fuss about Islamic sex!? Why, we should be happy when they’re having sex, because then they’re not blowing things up! I think we should all be in favor of Islamic sex! If they’re not blowing things up, they’re just not doing it right! ---
**Author:** ![Truman\_Burbank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@Truman\_Burbank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truman_Burbank)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/39 "2015-04-06T18:43:33Z")
Thanks for stopping by, OP. More thanks for not coming back! ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/40 "2015-04-06T19:04:30Z")
> [@Truman\_Burbank](#): > > More thanks for not coming back! No no, don’t listen to him Mr. Erect. Tell us more! I want to learn all about this totalitarian group who tolerates only [del]christianity[/del] islam. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937.md?page=3)