# Islamic sects **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 6, 2015, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937 "2015-04-06T02:51:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![OffByOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/45deac/32.png) [@OffByOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OffByOne)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/41 "2015-04-06T19:08:53Z")
> [@THE\_ELECT](#): > > [snip!] **Islams god is Satan** the god of force who opposes Jesus and our christisn beliefs. > Time for every christian soldier to stand against the anti Christ religion called Islam. I guess you missed school the day they told everyone (else!) that Muslims believe that Allah is the same being as Abraham’s “I am.” Which is the same being that Christians worship and call “Father.” And Muslims believe that Jesus was a prophet, so he is venerated by Islam as well. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/42 "2015-04-06T19:27:00Z")
> [@THE\_ELECT](#): > > Sheites, Sunnies,islamic miltants, fundementalist muslims, alqueda, hezbollah, fatah, hamas and the list goes on.They are one and they are all a malignacy to mankind. > Islam threatens all of us who do not belong to its generation.It is time for western civilization to declare total war against this unholy religion called Islam. > The west is in denial and must look at islam as an enemy to our western culture. > They are totalitarian and tolerate only islam, so wake up christian nations and put on your armor so we can stand and defeat this cancer that professes they are the only organization on this world who stand for God.Islams god is Satan the god of force who opposes Jesus and our christisn beliefs. > Time for every christian soldier to stand against the anti Christ religion called Islam. \*…Miss the Crusades my friend We thought they’d never end We’d sack and burn forever and a day We’d end what lives we choose We’d fight and never lose Those were the days, oh yes those were the days \* ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/43 "2015-04-06T19:47:33Z")
> [@THE\_ELECT](#): > > They are totalitarian and tolerate only islam, so wake up christian nations and put on your armor so we can stand and defeat this cancer that professes they are the only organization on this world who stand for God.Islams god is Satan the god of force who opposes Jesus and our christisn beliefs. > Time for every christian soldier to stand against the anti Christ religion called Islam. And remember, there’s no “me” in pogrom. Although, curiously, there is an “omg”. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/44 "2015-04-06T20:57:18Z")
[QUOTE=John Mace] What’s all this fuss about Islamic sex!? Why, we should be happy when they’re having sex, because then they’re not blowing things up! I think we should all be in favor of Islamic sex! [/QUOTE] Do not study Islam unless your heart is strong enough for terrorist activities. Consult your iman for a terrorist incident lasting longer than four hours. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/45 "2015-04-06T21:01:44Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > \*…Miss the Crusades my friend > We thought they’d never end > We’d sack and burn forever and a day > We’d end what lives we choose > We’d fight and never lose > Those were the days, oh yes those were the days > \* Snort! You owe me a new keyboard!😃 ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/46 "2015-04-06T21:42:58Z")
> [@THE\_ELECT](#): > > …Islams god is Satan … Respectfully, I believe that it is possible that there may be a chance that you might have this wrong. ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/47 "2015-04-06T23:09:33Z")
> [@OffByOne](#): > > I guess you missed school the day they told everyone (else!) that Muslims believe that Allah is the same being as Abraham’s “I am.” Catholics call themselves Christians. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/48 "2015-04-06T23:27:30Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Don’t I know it. Change out the disposall or launch a holy war against a billion people? It’s a condundrum. I hate working under the sink, so I’m going with the holy war. ---
**Author:** ![THE\_ELECT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9a140/32.png) [@THE\_ELECT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THE_ELECT)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/49 "2015-04-07T02:12:51Z")
I am a jew by race but a christian by faith.Christianity is not a religion but a reality.The isms of this world whether they be a organized religion or a politcal system are all false doctrines and only institute the confusion in this world. The bible does not prescribe mankinds religions even the so called christian religions who say they are christian but are liars.I do not sit on the fence, I have chosen a side to stand on. I am against these lies, GLOBAL WARMING, THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA, ALL THE FALSE RELIGIONS OF THIS WORLD AND THEIR CLERGY, LIBERALS AND THEIR NAIVE BELIEFS , ATHEISTS AND GLOBALISTS, THE U.N. AND THE EUROPEAN UNION Most who have commented on my last rant as most of you felt it was are fence sitters and are to blind to see your own enemy before your eyes. A religion that practices totalitarian tactics is your enemy ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/50 "2015-04-07T02:19:04Z")
> [@THE\_ELECT](#): > > Christianity is not a religion but a reality. Well, isn’t that convenient. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/51 "2015-04-07T02:21:34Z")
> [@THE\_ELECT](#): > > A religion that practices totalitarian tactics is your enemy And yet, you have spouted nothing but totalitarian tripe in every one of your posts. You are your own worst enemy. ---
**Author:** ![get\_lives](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@get\_lives](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/get_lives)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/52 "2015-04-07T02:23:17Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > I’ll get behind that if we also declare total war on Christianity, Judaism, and any other form of Abrahamic Yahvism. Down with the false God El-Shaddai! > > Consider yourself topped. I’m down if we also include hardline atheism. Agnosticism FTW! Fuck yo church AND yo hatred of church! ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/53 "2015-04-07T02:23:19Z")
When you get Ruptured, can I have your money? ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/54 "2015-04-07T02:30:09Z")
> [@THE\_ELECT](#): > > Christianity is not a religion but a reality. Its existence is a reality; its teachings are not. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/55 "2015-04-07T02:33:35Z")
> [@get\_lives](#): > > I’m down if we also include hardline atheism. Agnosticism FTW! Fuck yo church AND yo hatred of church! Whoa, man, you’re all over the place! We ain’t talkin’ about gods in general nor about God in general! Let’s keep this focused on the falsity and evil of that one particular abomination of desolation, the Lord God of Israel! ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/56 "2015-04-07T02:43:41Z")
> [@THE\_ELECT](#): > > I am against these lies, GLOBAL WARMING, THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA, ALL THE FALSE RELIGIONS OF THIS WORLD AND THEIR CLERGY, LIBERALS AND THEIR NAIVE BELIEFS > > , ATHEISTS AND GLOBALISTS, THE U.N. AND THE EUROPEAN UNION Caps! Caps! Caps! I’m happy now, we fulfilled my requirements for a good rant. And we got in the bit about that goddamn European Union. About time someone gave them the business. Except for the Christians over there. They’re OK, I think. Unless they’re the lying Christians. Ugh, now I’m getting confused… ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/57 "2015-04-07T02:45:51Z")
> [@THE\_ELECT](#): > > Most who have commented on my last rant as most of you felt it was are fence sitters and are to blind to see your own enemy before your eyes. Nope, I see my enemy just fine. Look in a mirror and you’ll see him, too. My enemies are hate mongers like you, whatever religion they claim to follow. Jesus did not preach hatred. You have ignored His teachings to twist together a sick, and theologically false, “Christianity” because you are a bully who wants everybody to think like you. Read the New Testament and try to understand it before shooting off your mouth like a deranged, inhuman monster. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/58 "2015-04-07T03:22:45Z")
> [@THE\_ELECT](#): > > I am a jew by race but a christian by faith.Christianity is not a religion but a reality.The isms of this world whether they be a organized religion or a politcal system are all false doctrines and only institute the confusion in this world. > The bible does not prescribe mankinds religions even the so called christian religions who say they are christian but are liars.I do not sit on the fence, I have chosen a side to stand on. > I am against these lies, GLOBAL WARMING, THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA, ALL THE FALSE RELIGIONS OF THIS WORLD AND THEIR CLERGY, LIBERALS AND THEIR NAIVE BELIEFS > , ATHEISTS AND GLOBALISTS, THE U.N. AND THE EUROPEAN UNION > Most who have commented on my last rant as most of you felt it was are fence sitters and are to blind to see your own enemy before your eyes. > A religion that practices totalitarian tactics is your enemy So, **THE ELECT** , welcome to the Straight Dope message boards. Why don’t you tell us a bit about yourself. What do you do for a living? Into any sports? Did you watch the season ender of _Better Call Saul_? Did you know what a “Chicago Sunroof” was before the big reveal? ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/59 "2015-04-07T06:06:51Z")
> [@THE\_ELECT](#): > > I am against these lies, GLOBAL WARMING, THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA, ALL THE FALSE RELIGIONS OF THIS WORLD AND THEIR CLERGY, LIBERALS AND THEIR NAIVE BELIEFS > > , ATHEISTS AND GLOBALISTS, THE U.N. AND THE EUROPEAN UNION What’s your opinion of Obamacare? ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937/60 "2015-04-07T08:07:29Z")
> [@THE\_ELECT](#): > > I am against these lies, GLOBAL WARMING, THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA, ALL THE FALSE RELIGIONS OF THIS WORLD AND THEIR CLERGY, LIBERALS AND THEIR NAIVE BELIEFS > > , ATHEISTS AND GLOBALISTS, THE U.N. AND THE EUROPEAN UNION > Most who have commented on my last rant as most of you felt it was are fence sitters and are to blind to see your own enemy before your eyes. > A religion that practices totalitarian tactics is your enemy See that big white space between “BELIEFS” and “, ATHEISTS”? I’m pretty sure there is a onspiracy to shut you up and shut you down, and the LIBERALS who run the SDMB edited out the rest of your list. Don’t let them and their naive beliefs win! Give us the three lines of missing text so we can know what else besides the HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA and GLOBALISTS and such that we must learn to hate! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamic-sects/716937.md?page=4)