Which aren’t to be confused with completely rational Christian beliefs like virgin birth, water walking and resurrections.
Well, you gotta break some eggs to make…things with broken eggs.
Oh, you’re fucking insane. Why didn’t you just say so?
Talking snakes… Don’t forget the talking snakes!
They stole your “C” in “onspiracy” too! they are onto you CairoCarol! Run! run efore it’s too late!
Is it OK if I just go ahead and hate everybody?
The whole world is festering with unhappy souls.
The French hate the Germans, the Germans hate the Poles.
Italians hate Yugoslavs, South Africans hate the Dutch.
And I don’t like anybody very much!
Pretty sure he did.
For shits and giggles, because we’ve not parsed this sort of rant in what seems like ages:
No you’re not. Judaism is a religion, arguably an ethnicity in some cases. But not “a race”.
Whatever floats your ark.
It’s a religion. One of many. That’s the extent of it’s reality.
You know what’s even more confusing? SCIENTISM and all those books. Who has time to read and understand any of that?! Amarite?!
You say you are Christian. How do we know you’re not a liar?
I hope it’s not the neighbor’s side. They’ll sick the dog on you.
You must not have a friend in the world. Perhaps all you need is a hug?
I think we can all agree that Donald Trump is the real enemy before our eyes.
You don’t say?..
THE ELECT, a question: When you post these rants, has anybody ever sincerely replied along the lines of “I see your point. I’ve been blind all these years and didn’t realize it. You have inspired me to change my life.”?
Have you ever managed to HELP anybody? Have you inspired anybody to forsake their religion and become Christian? Do you think you ever will? Do you think these rants do any good, or are they a safe way to make you feel spiritually superior to the world outside your door?
It might help to consider the extreme-Calvinist theological views of the Westboro Baptists:
From quote above: Those whom God chooses to condemn, he causes to sin by “hardening their hearts” against himself.
Sounds like a rigged game. Only a bastard-ass god would pull such a stunt. I would totally support the other side against such an asshole.
It’s horrifying! Where will we e without the letter " " and " "?
Regards,
airo arol
Well he’s won me over, bloody EU!
Indeed.
“God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won’t tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.”
–Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman
No shit. Did anyone here say they weren’t?
Where will we be?! Buried deep in your unt! 
Michelangelo was painting the roof of the Sistine Chapel, and got bored, lying on his back on the scaffold, and he looked down and saw an old woman praying at the altar. Feeling like some fun, he shouted, “I am Jesus Christ!”
The woman didn’t even look up.
“I am Jesus Christ!”
The woman didn’t even look up.
“I am Jesus Christ! Listen to me and I will perform miracles!”
The woman finally looked up. “Hey, You, shuddupa You mouth! I’m a-talkin’ to You Momma!”
So, yes, Catholics do call themselves Christians, falsely.
Because it’s: National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week…
Oh, the protestants hate the catholics,
And the catholics hate the protestants,
And the hindus hate the moslems,
And everybody hates the jews!
(Tom Lehrer, of course)